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| Lmao @ This! by Nobody: 8:59am On Oct 22, 2011 |
Jesus, hanging on the cross, spots Peter in the crowd at the bottom of the hill. "Peter," he calls. "Peter." Peter hears his name and replies, "I hear, Lord, I'm coming," and starts up the hill toward the cross. A Roman guard blocks Peter's way and says, "Stop, or I'll cut off your arm." But Peter says, "I must go on, my Lord is calling me," and tries to pass the guard, who cuts off his arm with a sword. Jesus calls again, "Peter, Peter. . .", so Peter continues, bleeding and in terrible pain, up the hill toward the cross. Another guard blocks his way and says, "Stop, or I'll cut off your other arm." Peter ignores this, saying, "I must go on, my Lord is calling me." As Peter tries to pass the second guard, the guard cuts off his other arm with his sword. Jesus calls again, "Peter, ," so Peter, getting weak from the pain, continues up the hill. A third guard blocks his way and says, "Stop, or I'll cut off your leg." Peter says to the guard, "I must go on, my Lord is calling me." As Peter tries to continue up the hill, the guard cuts off his leg. Peter falls in a heap of pain and blood, but still manages to push and drag himself up the hill toward the cross with his one remaining leg. Jesus calls again, "Peter. . . Peter, " Peter replies, "I hear, Lord, I'm coming." Another guard steps in front of Peter and says, "Stop, or I'll cut off your other leg." Peter squirms top try to pass the guard, so the guard cuts off Peter's other leg. In excruciating pain, Peter uses sheer willpower to drag his mutilated body to the base of the cross. Panting, he raises his eyes toward Jesus and says, "I am here, Lord. I have answered your call. Jesus looks down at Peter and says, "Peter. . . I can see your house from here!"  |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by HornyJane(f): 9:34am On Oct 22, 2011 |
Loooooooooooool God have mercy |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Dabss(m): 9:57am On Oct 22, 2011 |
Nice |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Nobody: 9:59am On Oct 22, 2011 |
Thanks Boss  |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Babamide(m): 10:11am On Oct 22, 2011 |
Lmao |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by eldav(m): 10:35am On Oct 22, 2011 |
na d Lord Jesus u dey use joke,guapa? Pls dnt tell me it is jst a joke. . . .some things r jst off limit. Didnt even bother reading d stewpid joke,nd d ppl laughin. . . |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Spyker: 12:54pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
See how we joke with the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ yet the world was not in flames. Meanwhile, a mere cartoon which depicted mohammed with a gun sparked of religious riots in many parts of the world as a result thousands were killed. I guess this poster thinks this is a joke but I don't find it funny. Abeg remove this stupid and senseless post. |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Nobody: 2:48pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Spyker: eldav: Exactly what illiteracy does to People!  If You guys were educated enough you'll Understand that a Joke is never meant Serious, Go read and stop Beating up your Worthless Selves!  |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by zealot4me(f): 3:19pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
^^^seconded |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Ajibel(m): 4:00pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Mtschew. . .why wont u just leave out holy names,im not a christian though!!! |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by eldav(m): 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Exactly what illiteracy does to People! If You guys were educated enough you'll Understand that a Joke is never meant Serious, Go read and stop Beating up your Worthless Selves! Jst shut up and accept u did something wrong and move on. children of nowadayz Mtchew. |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Spyker: 2:48pm On Oct 28, 2011 |
El Guapo: I don't blame you, one day someone will joke with your father, mother or even your name in an offensive manner, then you can laugh it off. Mr. Over-literate Joker. |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Nobody: 7:19pm On Oct 28, 2011 |
^^ Now i know how sick some of u guys can Go! Take Heart Bro |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Nobody: 11:47pm On Oct 28, 2011 |
Ajibel: now you are talking. Is that why u neva appreciate? eldav: Children of nowadays so so insolence |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Ajibel(m): 2:25am On Oct 29, 2011 |
@Awgliebony,i try as much hard as possible to appreciate their garbage jokes but what i get is slander in return. They never appreciate my ratings and criticisms instead they declare me WANTED |
| Re: Lmao @ This! by Nobody: 9:17pm On Oct 29, 2011 |
Yes you are wanted, i really support that |
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