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Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Hehe!!, something very funny happened yesterday. Nna mehn. I invited a friend (male) to a LODGE BAR for some drinks, as we seated sipping d normal tin while soccer match goes on , One Area friend popped in with four of his friends and 4 Gurls. Oboy, as they were seated, the guy started jumping from one corner to the other calling bartender here and there like he was OBASANJO oo , So i whispered to my other friend, HMM!! DIS WAN WEY DIS GUY DEY FRONT LIKE DIS, E BE LIKE SEY MONEY TOO MUCH. . So few minutes passed, so i left him facing my own business, To cut the long story short. This dude was persuaded to buying food for these 4 gurls four plates of RICE and that hotel is a bit kind of expensive. These gurls swallow four plates, even dey waste am DRINK MALT, ADD YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER at a go. Oboy not until the bartender come give these guys bill, na there i begin laff . The guy try ATM as claimed. ATM no work . Na so he use style call me make i exucse am abeg, come carry me enter rest room go dey woo me dey beg me sey Abeg make i help am out, sey he no plan am dis way. Bla bla bla. We sha settled everytin sha and got the bill paid for. Gurl --------> CHOP RICE, DRINK MALT, YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER** Why?? Putting the poor boi to GBESE But i blame the guy sha . |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by IZUKWU(m): 5:41pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl. |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 6:37pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl. . |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 7:07pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
[size=85pt]BULLSHITOLOGY![/size] |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by lindabon: 7:29pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
sexkillz: Seconded! Actually, he just wanted to let us know that "he got the bill paid" !!!. Okay OP, you are a rich man, and we have heard. . . . . but are you a fine boi! |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
lindabon:[size=14pt]To show you how wretched these fooools are, the total amount spent would be less than the equivalent of 40 pounds!. . . Rubbish![/size] |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by ANTIsex(m): 7:52pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
but guys do mess up like dat, and for the atm , my der d thing nearly mess me up also, seriously, me no d rely on atm ,i d use raw cash go impres |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
sexkillz: Co-sign on that one! Bullshit is an understatement. |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
sexshitz aka ALBINO, why are you hurting ?? econded! Fine boi is an understatement . Im HOT |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 7:59pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Co-sign on that one! Bullshit is an understatement. Ink maid, can i touch your Flat yansh . I have a soft palm |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
tellwisdom:[size=14pt]Hurting because someone said your stupidity has no cure! Do you really want to die in Stupidity? [/size] |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 8:03pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
tellwisdom: Access denied! But you're more than welcome to kiss my round toned posterior |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by freecocoa(f): 8:08pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
I use to wonder how you came about your username(TELLWISDOM) talk about IRONY. |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:09pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
[size=14pt]Tellpileptic fool! I mean, You have unequivocal rights to be stu[b]p[/b]id, you should actually be proud of it, but you are abusing the privilege. Is your Job devoted to showcasing your ignorance and stupidity? **No offense** [/size] |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Dsense(m): 8:12pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
OP. Funny story . . . Most Nigerian dudes need to man up. |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 8:14pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
sexkillz: Yes o! Make you tell am. Because you have a computer doesn't mean you must type. Na by force? By the way, I never finished giving you that bath |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:22pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
[size=14pt]^^You ran off!. . . [/size] |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 8:23pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
The more the HURTS, the more i roll on the floor laffin, catching my own treeps feechocoa, U left your pant in my house the last time u came. But i've help u taken it to the dry cleaner . Tell me thank you |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 8:30pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
OP. I dey tells you |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Day day u continue to act like dem rubberband ur brains poster . Oh boy i beliv dey are oda tales by moonlight more interesting dan dis pollution of verbs I would have personally ave preferred Eze goes to school dan dis nonsenseshitzzzy |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
sexkillz: Ndo. I'll be back later. Just sit in the tub and wait for me |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
LOLz IZUKWU: |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by freecocoa(f): 8:35pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
tellwisdom:Keep dreaming okpo. |
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 1:15pm On Oct 23, 2011 |
Idowo-igho, Sorry, do you in any way take Mariyuana?? why is yur eye so seducing?? Keep dreaming okpo. Feechocoa, do you realise im hot, knowing fully well i have money, I can buy you coke and okin biscuit like i always do, so dont dull |
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