Tochex101:
* Paying Locals/Touts settlement for....decking,foundation,roofing etc. during building projects.
* Following one way....
* Paying for nysc mobilisation...etc

Paying touts when your car breaks down on the road.
Truck drivers ans containers paying Agberos before they pass a street and before the offload .

Bighead95:
The moment you became friend with a lady the beginning of urgent 2k from you ..

Urinating beside the road or at the fence of someone's apartment or behind any parked car...

Uniformed personal driving through one way ..

Soldiers opperessing civilians (this one dey happen well well and e dey pain me )

Local scammer trying to rob from the poor

20naira for owo keg at the filling station

Any political offices shouldnt attract salary since wey be say na voluntary ( e sopos be free or lil stipends )

Public hospital doctors transferring patients to there private hospitals.

Conductors looking unkept (if Dem open there armpit beside you Omo the odour no be here)


Etc

Seriously, one drunk idiot urinated just on the from door and tire of my well valleted, washed and polished SUV Benz, i was mad! he was very apologetic, bought a bucket full of pure water to wash it, when some people around there threatned to beat da fork outta him, though i told them to let him go.

Yahoo

maryscotland:
NEPA mandates you to fix the transformer when it's faulty with your money and still come and collect monthly bill from you.

Your comment paints the clear picture of what the section of a town that I reside is currently facing.

Water corporation incharge of water supply in Town can't fix their transformer.
Nepa is waiting for water corporation to fix the transformer...
Water Corporation is nuturing the idea of taxing the community for a new transformer.

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Calitoscassius:
Seriously, one drunk idiot urinated just on the from door and tire of my well valleted, washed and polished SUV Benz, i was mad! he was very apologetic, bought a bucket full of pure water to wash it, when some people around there threatned to beat da fork outta him, though i told them to let him go.

That urinating of thing Omo it's a very bad idea most men urinate anywhere

Ologbon lolode

A Lady in the house is garri she will be using to cover the lunch but if she comes over she will be demanding for fried rice and chicken...

People claiming I too sabi is abnormal..

Bighead95:



That urinating of thing Omo it's a very bad idea most men urinate anywhere

I tell you! It is actually a violation of someone's property (car) it is the same as urinating on your TV, phone or computer..

It turns out the guy could not even afford a car head light.

That day i just drove out of a car wash, paid for polishing, washing and valleting.

drink money after paying rent

Sending TP to a girl for her to visit you.

That's the highest level of fvckry I.M.O

Calitoscassius:
Huh?! really?.

Are you not in naija?

Easyincome24:
You can imagine agent for house rent giving you bill like:

House rent - ₦2.5m

Service charge- ₦500k

Agreement- 10%

Commission - 10%

Damages - 10%.

Total package- ₦3,750,000.

And we think this is normal, no one is speaking against it. This is corruption itself, we the citizens are our own enemies.

What other things related to this have we all accepted to be normal?

What part of the globe are these things being accepted as normal?

Clearly almost every Naigerian adult is corrupt and untrusworthy. As long as these practise continues nothing, i mean, nothing will ever ever change for better in Naigeria. A People cannot be doing the same thing and expecting different results.

jackie35:


Are you not in naija?

NO!

Principals and Headmasters cornering school fees

Agreement and commission
Owoda agbero for bustop
Special center
Oluwole
Olopa carrying POS machine
Contract company removing 25% from workers salary monkey dey work baboon dey chop

Agreement and commission
Owoda agbero for bustop
Special center
Oluwole
Olopa carrying POS machine
Contract company removing 25% from workers salary monkey dey work baboon dey chop

Timoleon:


Would you vote for someone who says I will not fix your roads, I will not fix power, I will not create employment opportunities, I will not fix the economy, I will not secure Nigerians... because this is the opposite of what you are saying.

Nope, but people should grow mentally to level that we know this is their primary assignment in power, they shouldn't use this to campaign but rather something more logical, something one can reckon with.


Let me tell you a little story, I am living in the north, there's a town close by that lost access to electricity due to the insurgency, personally I thought the electricity cannot be restored, bit guess what, the siting governor came during campaign period and promised to restore the electricity, he started and halted the work, he came back and now say he will complete the work after he won the election,.
I begin to ask myself, so this electricity can be restored and this people have been living in gross darkness, not because the electricity cannot be restored but because someone is selfish enough to use it for his gain.

Mcreloaded:
Buying beans with lots of stones and dirts

you should clean the beans then

ednut1:
When the op builds his or her own house na the same thing you go do 😁

He didn't mention 🏡 owners, he said agent

First, sex for grades - many females throw themselves at lecturers to exchange sex for pass grades. Secondly, bribery - many Nigerians are happy to pay bribes to circumvent the system.

Regex:


I detest okra... I do not understand the food.

😂😂.

This is like the funniest shit I've read all day. Like, what's there not to understand about Okra soup abeg?

Nazgul:

N50 in 2023?

The last fuel I bought they removed N500. It was a yellow gallon 25 liters.

That N50 deduction was years ago.

wait ooo is this another country or i am an alien

collecting money for keg stop a long time

Timing small girls in the area that their opiopoh has just mature

Nazgul:

N50 in 2023?

The last fuel I bought they removed N500. It was a yellow gallon 25 liters.

That N50 deduction was years ago.

wait ooo is this another country or i am an alien

collecting money for keg stop a long time

Calitoscassius:
Seriously, one drunk idiot urinated just on the from door and tire of my well valleted, washed and polished SUV Benz, i was mad! he was very apologetic, bought a bucket full of pure water to wash it, when some people around there threatned to beat da fork outta him, though i told them to let him go.

LMAO!

Funny part about this is, I literally get very enraged when a stranger empties his urea on my vehicle tyre, but I take delight in doing it myself.

You know that sense of ownership and dominance dogs have when they urinate in an environment or on an object? I subconsciously feel it when I pee on my tyres😂. But if them born your papa well, piss on my tyre and see if I won't break your neck if I catch you.

Prices of goods constantly going up and never coming back down.. normal

I’m not rooting for any politician obviously. The fact however is that with the current state of Nigeria, those are the things Nigerians need. So, to win their votes, you have to promise them that.

Give it a try, think about canvassing for votes in Nigeria. Without these sectors we talk about and the desire to fix them, what else can a person give Nigerians?

9jaloyalist:



Nope, but people should grow mentally to level that we know this is their primary assignment in power, they shouldn't use this to campaign but rather something more logical, something one can reckon with.


Let me tell you a little story, I am living in the north, there's a town close by that lost access to electricity due to the insurgency, personally I thought the electricity cannot be restored, bit guess what, the siting governor came during campaign period and promised to restore the electricity, he started and halted the work, he came back and now say he will complete the work after he won the election,.
I begin to ask myself, so this electricity can be restored and this people have been living in gross darkness, not because the electricity cannot be restored but because someone is selfish enough to use it for his gain.

BoldBrainz:


😂😂.

This is like the funniest shit I've read all day. Like, what's there not to understand about Okra soup abeg?

Shit is slimy, and is disgusting. 🤢🤮

Easyincome24:
You can imagine agent for house rent giving you bill like:

House rent - ₦2.5m

Service charge- ₦500k

Agreement- 10%

Commission - 10%

Damages - 10%.

Total package- ₦3,750,000.

And we think this is normal, no one is speaking against it. This is corruption itself, we the citizens are our own enemies.

What other things related to this have we all accepted to be normal?

Corruption runs through almost all nigerians.

As in bro this is a serious case
If you can’t give money you no love her bdat I tire