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Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by maxygirl(f): 3:35pm On Oct 26, 2011
@OP, you already know what you want to do, just do it. A job is not a do-or-die affair.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by shumno(f): 4:04pm On Oct 26, 2011
Flee from evil now!
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by forkadict(m): 4:39pm On Oct 26, 2011
All of you running your mouths on here like taps. I got one question for yall. Imagine the big boss was as rich as Bill gates and offers you to be his fork mate for 2 years and you will be paid 2 million dollars a year. How many of you will besinging the same song you are singing now when that time comes?

Moral of my story. Never say never! Empathise with the poster and stop castigating him like yall wouldnt do same if yall were in his shoes.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by forkadict(m): 4:48pm On Oct 26, 2011
But @ OP. Seriously men, i no envy you o.

Please explain to your boss that you can NEVER have an erection to be able to penet.rate him since that is what he obviously wants you to do. Tell him that not even when you take an overdose of viagra and remind him that an overdose of viagra can actually lead to death.

If he offers to penet.rate you instead, anytime you guys want to jigijigi, run to the loo and apply some super glue in your asssssssssshole. That way he will not be able to penetr.ate you.

If he now demands for a bJ, bite his deak till it cuts in twos.

You see, all scenarios covered. Chillax. The situation aint as bad as you think.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by ChuckD2(m): 4:53pm On Oct 26, 2011
fork adict:

All of you running your mouths on here like taps. I got one question for yall. Imagine the big boss was as rich as Bill gates and offers you to be his fork mate for 2 years and you will be paid 2 million dollars a year. How many of you will besinging the same song you are singing now when that time comes?

Moral of my story. Never say never! Empathise with the poster and stop castigating him like yall wouldnt do same if yall were in his shoes.
go siddon jare. see your mouth like "y'all, y'all"
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by ChuckD2(m): 5:08pm On Oct 26, 2011
fork adict:

All of you running your mouths on here like taps. I got one question for yall. Imagine the big boss was as rich as Bill gates and offers you to be his fork mate for 2 years and you will be paid 2 million dollars a year. How many of you will besinging the same song you are singing now when that time comes?

Moral of my story. Never say never! Empathise with the poster and stop castigating him like yall wouldnt do same if yall were in his shoes.
go siddon jare. see your mouth like "y'all, y'all" .
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by forkadict(m): 5:11pm On Oct 26, 2011
Chuck D:

go siddon jare. see your mouth like "y'all, y'all" .

Dundeeeeee. The internet isnt for illiterates. yall in my initial post is the short form of you all. Just to school you. Abi you dey wish say na you be the OP? You wan fork the OP oga abi?
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by forkadict(m): 5:13pm On Oct 26, 2011
Chuck D:

go siddon jare. see your mouth like "y'all, y'all" .
See mumumu o.

You mumumu so tey you post your nonsensical post two times. SMH! baba were
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by GSyntax(m): 5:56pm On Oct 26, 2011
@Poster, much as I agree with some of the comments made here by fellow nairalanders, I object to suggest that you resign. See, from the little we've heard about gay people, they most likely would prefer to keep their sexual orientation a secret. Having said that, what I suggest you do is politely tell him[b] NO and maintain your stand. [/b]Make sure you do your work in the office efficiently. That way, he would have no excuse to sack you. Infact, he would never sack you, cos he wouldn't want you to let the cat out of the bag concerning his sexual preference.

A friend of mine (then, he was a teenager) was once harrased by a much bigger, muscular, senior gay student in the hostel. After several weeks of dodging and saying no to the senior's sex overtures, the guy still will not give up pestering him. One day, while the senior boy was still talking his usual rubbish, the little boy pulled out a bible tract from his wardrobe, gave it to him, asked him to go read it, come back to tell him what he thought about the little book. The senior boy picked it and NEVER came back to disturb him again.

Maybe it's high time you did the same thing this little boy did!
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by webmanlag: 8:41pm On Oct 27, 2011
good of you to come out. too many people just keep quiet about stuff like this and end up
suffering one way or the other. that said, if your boss is a professional, he would belong to a body like the
NBA, ARCON,COREN etc. like others said, gather evidence against him and report to the relevant authority
to ensure that his licence to practice is withdrawn.

That way, he can earn a living by selling his butt.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by pkv(m): 8:30am On Oct 28, 2011
wateva the alternatives the poster is geting his a.s.s fired, thru d door or thru d hole.kamburo uba!
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by pkv(m): 8:34am On Oct 28, 2011
whicheva way,the poster is geting his a.s.s fired either thru d door or thru d hole.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by Nobody: 1:10am On Oct 29, 2011
@poster
as someone said earlier, the fact that you are even considering this shiit, says a lot about you!!!!

remember to bring vaseline to your intimate meeting with your boss.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by BloodShed1: 2:55am On Oct 29, 2011
LMAO

This sounds like some Boule initiation type stuff.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by saintfrank(m): 7:37pm On Oct 29, 2011
@ poster if ru a guy you can simply fire down there is no need to alert other pple about what happened between you and your boos , but remember when d anger of God descend upon you there is no escape.

Secondly I don’t advice you to send those email and txt msg which you have received from your boss to the media, media will only use your story to make money and you we be busted at the end of the day. We aren’t living in a westernized country whereby you can sue your boss for unsuitability and sexual assault. So I strongly recommend you should resign, or be ready to be drug by your boss one day so he will have all the time to take the pleasure he always wanted from you koko. superfluous women are all over the city, he should probably go to the red light and leave you alone
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by chikeuz(m): 11:41pm On Oct 29, 2011
I didn't want to comment on this post again, but peoples' self-righteousness is so churning my stomach. If you had wanted to be judgemental-be a judge ur skills will be put to good use in a law court, and take your righteousness to a church or elsewhere. HYPOCRITES!
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 30, 2011
OP if i may ask is ur boss an oyibo man?
i dey ask because i know say many of those oyibo men for PH and lagos dey always harrass naija men for yansh dating grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.We get too many oyibo man-lovers for pH grin
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 30, 2011
@ op are you sure?

a heteros3xual man who does not 'play that shiet' would have
reported him ASAP but you are on NL seeking advice. i taya o!  grin

i say do what is necessary so he can get the hint, BUT DO NOT give in.
Never sell your battyhole  grin grin *cough: i mean* soul for anything!  cool
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by pkv(m): 2:45am On Nov 01, 2011
Una stil dey here dey advice person wey the don nyash since last week
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by ak47mann(m): 3:08pm On Nov 02, 2011
pkv:

Una stil dey here dey advice person wey the don nyash since last week
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy you are too much grin

i belive so i think his guilt pushed him to open this thread grin grin grin
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by denny4ril: 10:28pm On Nov 02, 2011
if you get it with your boss, consider urself out of the job. if he threatens u for not doing it with him, you will still have your integrity and power to kick his ass and job. My candid advice is that in such a situation, leave the job
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by slam7000(m): 3:54pm On Jan 04, 2012
for even thinking about it,theres an element of gayism in u.let assume u r even to do it,how do u even get it up when he gets naked[GOD FORBID]most guys cant even get their kini up for ugly babes not to talk of a man.DAMNNNNN.i cant make luv to a babe if a man is present in the room.i have an advice for u.tell ur boss u r ready to do it.get a GRANADE and ramm it inside him and blast him to orbit.
Re: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by Tritte(m): 11:37pm On Feb 03, 2013
seedord247: My Dear.

do you have a reliable BF Currently?  . . . If you do discuss this with him and let him decide what you need to do and don't forget to pray to Baba God about this

because he's the only one that sink you of the plight.

But if you don't have any BF . . . You can give your Boss a trail. atleast that thing was giving to  lo Ofe.  and he no dey count meter.
bros de op na man no be woman....

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