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Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by fyzaila: 8:41pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef Modified Why have you guys ignore the main topic which is the pick up line, and start attacking me for mentioning tfare. Shouldn't that be like my first impression about him? 5 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Cholls(m): 8:45pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
fyzaila:my sister did you pay for his joke, that you want him to pay for your t fare, Hajia barawo! 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Apeh1978: 8:48pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
Because he he wants to be your Buhari which he never be he starts paying bills. Nigerian girls learn how to start a decent relationship 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by advanceDNA: 8:53pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
2 mins .... you don already expect am to start paying.....?? Bet why una be like this?? 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Warl0ck: 9:01pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
fyzaila:cheap hoe-losho!!! so u want make he pay ur tfare just few seconds afta havin conversation with you? why una life bend like this? 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by JustPowerApps(m): 9:09pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
Billing at first sight 31 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by emmaodet: 9:21pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
Cholls: 😁😁😁😁 2 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by emmaodet: 9:22pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
advanceDNA: 2 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Ballzproblemm: 9:23pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
The lame pick up line some guys use they tire me sef wey no be girl, wetin be "my color" WTF,so cringe. 4 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Reminderz: 9:23pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
they call you guys fish brain and everyday you guys are going hard to justify why y'll are truly fish brains... Not even an effort to change the narrative... 9 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by NoSmoking: 9:32pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
Are u kidney me? 🥴 |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by osmosis101(m): 11:31pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
First class biller 1 Like |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Gadafii: 2:46am On Oct 30, 2023 |
Just listen to an average NAIJA girl with zero account balance and worn out dirty smelly wigs with 500 naira gown and slippers He should settle for your tfare, hungry broke girls everywhere always ready to take any opportunity to explore men, this is how you lots get blinded by mere material things and ended up badly sometimes 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by jaeyking(m): 5:21am On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: So if he had settle your t fare You would have given him a chance Foolishness 2 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by AgentGoat: 5:48am On Oct 30, 2023 |
For this hard time make person dey share money up and down say you be who? 1 Like |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by emmaodet: 7:49am On Oct 30, 2023 |
Gadafii: 😁😁😁😁 Chaii |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by NoahHadNoArk: 8:23am On Oct 30, 2023 |
Got your mail, wanna reach me? @op |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Exceed15: 8:28am On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: He cracked u up .. that's a talent. However he couldn't pay because he didn't have it. But if he was a yahoo boy u won't call him a small boy.. girls sha. |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Joecross888: 8:51am On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: Nice pick up line tho the guy try but women na only money Una like 3 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by fyzaila: 9:22am On Oct 30, 2023 |
Joecross888: I didn't bill him o. It's just an observation 🤷😌 |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by fyzaila: 9:24am On Oct 30, 2023 |
Exceed15: Nooo na, all is cruise. I don't bill guys. If you give fine, if you don't have I'll reason with you. |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by SuperOnyi: 9:42am On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: I was the guy that asked to be your Buhari, I might be broke now but no for too long. Relationship shouldn't be all about money, but Nigerian girls never learn 3 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Exceed15: 10:03am On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: I already like u.. lol 1 Like |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by dhiqson(m): 10:21am On Oct 30, 2023 |
Aisha no dey fall my hand na |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by fyzaila: 11:31am On Oct 30, 2023 |
SuperOnyi: True! |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by fyzaila: 11:36am On Oct 30, 2023 |
dhiqson: How 🤔 |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by SuperOnyi: 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: Are you from Arewa? Can I still be your Buhari? Anyway... Your name sounds like something I've heard before, a girl's nickname or something... I think that was back in high school. |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by MrColdsweat: 12:47pm On Oct 30, 2023 |
Ballzproblemm:Funny enough they work like magic. |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by grandstar(m): 12:48pm On Oct 30, 2023 |
fyzaila: If a guy makes a pass at a girl in a bus, he should be prepared to pay her tfare. If he does not want to, he'll start his toasting after she has paid her fare. 2 Likes |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by Fahvvy: 1:00pm On Oct 30, 2023 |
grandstar: Trash! ... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by grandstar(m): 1:09pm On Oct 30, 2023 |
Fahvvy: Yes sir! |
Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by fyzaila: 1:35pm On Oct 30, 2023 |
grandstar: Thank you for understanding! 🤝🤝 |
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