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| Read This by mopegirl(f): 8:27am On Sep 14, 2007 |
A teacher asked her students a question after her christioan religious knowledge teaching class, Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven (Everyone raised their hands up, except little Johnny) Teacher: Johnny, ahy are you not raising up your hands, dont you want to go to heaven? Johnny: No, i don't Teacher: Why? Johnny: My mummy said that i should not go any where after shool hours. Richard: I heard ma Dad said that politicians are bad People Johnny Not all Politicians Richard: Ma dad said that they are corrupt Johnny: There are some people who are worse than Politicians Richard: Who on earth can be? Johnny: I heard that your Dad is a policeman |
| Re: Read This by clemcykul(f): 9:25am On Sep 14, 2007 |
lol  thank God am not a policeman! |
| Re: Read This by mopegirl(f): 1:46pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
AND IF U WERE?  |
| Re: Read This by rubie(f): 3:10pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Policeman or politician, what's the difference. When one wears black and the other's mind is black. They are both alike. The same. Period. |
| Re: Read This by mopegirl(f): 3:29pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
@rubiethe patroniser, na u sabi |
| Re: Read This by DevDel(m): 3:31pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Hey Mope, mind to chat a little? login to ur YIM |
| Re: Read This by rubie(f): 3:42pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
How I for do now? |
| Re: Read This by mopegirl(f): 4:31pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
@rubie i no easy o anyway, we r waiting 4 ur patronization |
| Re: Read This by rubie(f): 4:34pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Am at your service whenever I'm online, dear. |
| Re: Read This by mopegirl(f): 4:38pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
so ow many cartorns do u wish to buy so that i can informthe cleaner |
| Re: Read This by rubie(f): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
I'm the cook remember, Dason4life or whatever, is the eater. |
| Re: Read This by mopegirl(f): 5:35pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
i almost 4got, jst cook enof 4 him |
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