A young woman is on the Eko Bridge, about to commit suicide. A sailor sees her as she is about to jump and shouts: "Wait! Don't do it! I'm leaving on a ship to Europe. I'LL sneak you on board so that you can come with me and start all over!"

"Ok, I guess so, "the woman says.
So he sneaks her on board and stows her away. Every night, he brings her food and they have sexx all night long. This goes on. . .for three weeks. One day, the captain stumbles across her in her hiding place. "What are you doing on board? "he demands.
"Well, I have an agreement with one  of your crewmen, "she explains. "He is taking me to Europe. Every night he brings me food and then we screw. " "You certainly are being screwed, "said the captain. This is the Lagos Island Ferry! "We sail from Ikorodu to Marina daily.

LOL

Thanks for the early moaning dry jokology. Unfortunately this could crackology my ribology

Ajibel may thunder fire you there idiot.I see say na so you dey cast everybody joke for this section.(nice joke @ poster) dont mind jobless ajibelt

@Omar,have u watched 24 season 8 to c what they did to yo namesake? Dont dare me or i'd make them do the same to u.

Ajibole
stop playing dumb to be popular u shameless gayy albino

i may not be the best in jokes section, but i know for sure u going to be a Runner up to me 'n Rating . . .

So stop hating and get bussy cuz Dulling na Big Sin. . No Time. .No Offence

^^^Pack shi.t Eat shi.t

nice

Thanks Sweerie



*ignores Ajibole*

Mitschewwiwwee

Someone sure is looking for attention.

Nice one, Studio.

Arise oh Lord and put confusion in the midst of my H-enemies. Mu he he he he

jackpot:

Arise oh Lord and put confusion in the midst of my H-enemies. Mu he he he he

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper

for hundreds shall fall on my left hand and millions on the left non shall harm or near me cuz my name is STUDIO Baybie

Studio, this change of enferronment dey change my focus. Anyway u stay focus 4 hackney. That joke is average.

which joke is average?
AJIBOLE , don infest u with him disease abi

mtchew

Talk is cheap. .no matter what u do people must talk

poor Ajibel

Ajibole u meant

Studio CFR:

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper

for hundreds shall fall on my left hand and millions on the left non shall harm or near me cuz my name is STUDIO Baybie

Thou hast confused their tongues oh Lord. Set fire and confusion in the midst of the Gentiles so they cast aspersions among themselves. Bua ha ha ha ha ha. . .aha. .bu bua ha ha ha ha

What are u saying?

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say


I mean dis in a good way
no offence

@poster. I should not be reading this(15yrs). Moderator lock this thread. Heheheheheeheeeeeeeeee. . . .

@ studio sorry poor Ajibole

no be my fault sey u guys no get talent to write a good joke like me

i will try my best to carry u guys along so dat dis hatred and jealousy u guys have for me wouldl stop

@Studio, u seems to 4get who had your back when mudsling was going on btw u and that unmentionable.
So shaarrrrap when i say your joke is average.
Its average u can do berra, so go back to studio for inspiration
u get.
Next.

*yawns*, where the pretty babes at?

Rebuke is greater to the wise than hundred blows on a fooool

u can do better boy"

This one that Studio is quoting Bible verses like this, has he finally repented?

nice one posta

Bright

i've never heard anything good or remotely funny from u before

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Thanks. .god is in control

@studio:u will see my joke wen u stop using vaseline to lubricate ur joystick.

@bright

maybe Stud uses shampoo oil to attain orgasm

His Royal Gayness Studio CFR