So what's LMP? I'm sure other ladies in here would also like to know.

Silentgroper:
I see ..

I get it now ...



My nairaland side of me 😁😁😁😁

Funny 😁😁😁😁

Samantha124:
So what's LMP? I'm sure other ladies in here would also like to know.

last menstrual period..

Oh wow!!! I feel so dumb right now.

Silentgroper:
last menstrual period..

Samantha124:
Oh wow!!! I feel so dumb right now.

lol ... Why is that??

I didn't know what LMP is.

The man should just do a paternity test behind the woman's back if he has his doubts instead of going through all this stress of investigating the woman's irregular monthly cycle.

Silentgroper:
lol ... Why is that??

Samantha124:
I didn't know what LMP is.

The man should just do a paternity test behind the woman's back if he has his doubts instead of going through all this stress of investigating the woman's irregular monthly cycle.

That's right but due to to the price of doing paternity test, men would rather want to opt for this method ... Besides this method is faster..

The day the lady says hey I'm pregnant for you. Ask her when she last saw her period, take her for a scan to know the G.A of the fetus and the rest is history...


The man just needs to be sound with the duration at which ovulation and conception occurs .

Once it doesn't tally, he knows the kid is not his ..

No woman would agree to go and do an ultrasound immediately she suspects that her husband has doubts about the paternity of the child.

Even if she's sure that the child is his, she'll refuse to go for an ultrasound because she'll be offended... And one thing about us women is that we forgive, but don't forget.

Paternity test might be expensive, but it's worth it because if he finds out that the child is his behind the woman's back, he can move on and enjoy a peaceful marriage, but once you start making a woman to go through all the stress of investigating her monthly cycle and taking her for ultrasounds to confirm as to whether the baby is yours and in the end you find out that indeed the baby is yours, there won't be any more peace in the house.

How much is paternity test?

Silentgroper:
That's right but due to to the price of doing paternity test, men would rather want to opt for this method ... Besides this method is faster..

The day the lady says hey I'm pregnant for you. Ask her when she last saw her period, take her for a scan to know the G.A of the fetus and the rest is history...


The man just needs to be sound with the duration at which ovulation and conception occurs .

Once it doesn't tally, he knows the kid is not his ..

Samantha124:
No woman would agree to go and do an ultrasound immediately she suspects that her husband has doubts about the paternity of the child.

Even if she's sure that the child is his, she'll refuse to go for an ultrasound because she'll be offended... And one thing about us women is that we forgive, but don't forget.

Paternity test might be expensive, but it's worth it because if he finds out that the child is his behind the woman's back, he can move on and enjoy a peaceful marriage, but once you start making a woman to go through all the stress of investigating her monthly cycle and taking her for ultrasounds to confirm as to whether the baby is yours and in the end you find out that indeed the baby is yours, there won't be any more peace in the house.

How much is paternity test?

. Taking a scan lets one know early enough if the child is his or not ... For example, i have sex with a girl, she comes to me in a few days .. she says " Hey i think i'm pregnant" .. The next thing i'd say is " hey let get an USS on it" .. The trick here is, it takes five weeks- six weeks for uss to catch a fetus .. What if at that moment we have the USS done and it turns out the fetus is already visible which means the fetus has to be around that weeks or more .. From there i'd start sensing a foul play cause as early as that fetus is, the USS is not suppose to catch it cause it's suppose to be less than four, five, six weeks.. which means I'm not suppose to see anything other than the gestation sac ...

So tell me if i've not dodged a bullet ...
Paternity test are taken when the child has been born but this would let you know even from first day she tells you i'm pregnant ....


Paternity test is done for least 200,000.00 here

Lol . You said no woman would want to take a scan . Wrong, they should .. it is compulsory in your first trimester .
1. It help to confirm viability of the baby early on.. you dont want to be carrying a baby that is not alive.
2. The EDD you'be given during early cyesis is the most accurate EDD
3. You wanna rule out fetal abnormalities early on
4. There is a case called ectopic pregnancy. Happens when you're pregnant but it cant be found in you uterus..

So these reasons are enough to want to make any woman take a scan early on ..

I could use any of these reason to persuade her to let's go do a scan.. i'd hust tell her i want to know if my baby is alright, she wouldn't suspect shiit...

Okay, you've made your point.

Silentgroper:
. Taking a scan lets one know early enough if the child is his or not ... For example, i have sex with a girl, she comes to me in a few days .. she says " Hey i think i'm pregnant" .. The next thing i'd say is " hey let get an USS on it" .. The trick here is, it takes five weeks- six weeks for uss to catch a fetus .. What if at that moment we have the USS done and it turns out the fetus is already visible which means the fetus has to be around that weeks or more .. From there i'd start sensing a foul play cause as early as that fetus is, the USS is not suppose to catch it cause it's suppose to be less than four, five, six weeks.. which means I'm not suppose to see anything other than the gestation sac ...

So tell me if i've not dodged a bullet ...
Paternity test are taken when the child has been born but this would let you know even from first day she tells you i'm pregnant ....


Paternity test is done for least 200,000.00 here

Lol . You said no woman would want to take a scan . Wrong, they should .. it is compulsory in your first trimester .
1. It help to confirm viability of the baby early on.. you dont want to be carrying a baby that is not alive.
2. The EDD you'be given during early cyesis is the most accurate EDD
3. You wanna rule out fetal abnormalities early on
4. There is a case called ectopic pregnancy. Happens when you're pregnant but it cant be found in you uterus..

So these reasons are enough to want to make any woman take a scan early on ..

I could use any of these reason to persuade her to let's go do a scan.. i'd hust tell her i want to know if my baby is alright, she wouldn't suspect shiit...

Silentgroper:
. Taking a scan lets one know early enough if the child is his or not ... For example, i have sex with a girl, she comes to me in a few days .. she says " Hey i think i'm pregnant" .. The next thing i'd say is " hey let get an USS on it" .. The trick here is, it takes five weeks- six weeks for uss to catch a fetus .. What if at that moment we have the USS done and it turns out the fetus is already visible which means the fetus has to be around that weeks or more .. From there i'd start sensing a foul play cause as early as that fetus is, the USS is not suppose to catch it cause it's suppose to be less than four, five, six weeks.. which means I'm not suppose to see anything other than the gestation sac ...

So tell me if i've not dodged a bullet ...
Paternity test are taken when the child has been born but this would let you know even from first day she tells you i'm pregnant ....


Paternity test is done for least 200,000.00 here

Lol . You said no woman would want to take a scan . Wrong, they should .. it is compulsory in your first trimester .
1. It help to confirm viability of the baby early on.. you dont want to be carrying a baby that is not alive.
2. The EDD you'be given during early cyesis is the most accurate EDD
3. You wanna rule out fetal abnormalities early on
4. There is a case called ectopic pregnancy. Happens when you're pregnant but it cant be found in you uterus..

So these reasons are enough to want to make any woman take a scan early on ..

I could use any of these reason to persuade her to let's go do a scan.. i'd hust tell her i want to know if my baby is alright, she wouldn't suspect shiit...

You think you're wise?! Lol! The only thing to dissuade all the points you've made is "what if she had sex in the morning with another guy and he poured all his life's sperm inside her in 5-6 rounds, and that same evening, she came to you to collect another taste/rounds of coitus and you released your smelly sperm inside too?
You think you can escape paternity fraud?!
I think Samantha124 has a better argument than you bro. No offense...

Nobodyany1:

You think you're wise?! Lol! The only thing to dissuade all the points you've made is "what if she had sex in the morning with another guy and he poured all his life's sperm inside her in 5-6 rounds, and that same evening, she came to you to collect another taste/rounds of coitus and you released your smelly sperm inside too?
You think you can escape paternity fraud?!
I think Samantha124 has a better argument than you bro. No offense...

Men wey sabi, sabi ..


Right from day one, i can tell the baby is not mine ...

You don't know nothing..


If she had sex the same day the she had sex with me , then this kind of situation actually calls for paternity test...

Why are pregnant women not allowed to do x-rays?

Silentgroper:


Men wey sabi, sabi ..


Right from day one, i can tell the baby is not mine ...

You don't know nothing..


If she had sex the same day the she had sex with me , then this kind of situation actually calls for paternity test...

Samantha124:
Why are pregnant women not allowed to do x-rays?

radiation. ... Could lead to birth defects .. normally fetuses should not be exposed to that high dose of radiation ..

The ones from ultrasound has been regulated already...

Okay, thanks for clarity.

Have a good day.

Silentgroper:
radiation. ... Could lead to birth defects .. normally fetuses should not be exposed to that high dose of radiation ..

The ones from ultrasound has been regulated already...

Samantha124:
Okay, thanks for clarity.

Have a good day.

okayyy


🙄🙄🙄


have a good day ahead too

Because the kind sweetness wey dey prick erh, most especially if the girl don test 2 or more prick, she no dey ever be the same again.

If God want punish the girl, she come breakup with person wey him prick dey let her kpekus dey high like Ijaw Ogogoro ,she come marry person wey him prick no dey meet up.

When that happens, just know say na another guy belle she go hang for her husband head or she go kill the husband, just to continue prick enjoyment.

Infact, women can't stay without prick. They can do anything, take any risk, just because of sweet prick.

byproduct/resultant effect of friends-with-benefits related stuffs.

The person they love is not ready for marriage or still broke. So they go for who is ready . And sometimes get belle from send forth sex

Funny enough.. many meny commenting for and against , should melt if they know what is going on behind thier back


I saw something yesterday and it just solidified my total perception of the thought process of the female gender ... They have been fully weaponized ... Fully !

Puss360:
Hmmmm

see as you dey moan. The thing don enter ni? Your ringtones go sweet well well o

Many are blindfolded by handsomeness, height,and six-pack, but immediately the pregnancy crop in, automatic factory reset would be activated, by then, her brain would quickly know the guy that can take care of her and kid.

The poor boy that she hardly gives attention before would now become hottest guy in time.


Women! Human beings are highly unpredictable.

I want to laugh but I’m at a funeral,people may think am the one who killed the person 😂

Jezebels, e dey their blood na

Ask actress Mary Njoku.

They are polygamous in nature the way the men are.

E taya us too

It is because women subconsciously compare every boyfriend to the boyfriend they love the most. If the new boyfriend fails the comparison test. She would have made up her mind that that is who she wants to carry baby for. The reason why she couldn’t do it before was her parents/society. Now that she is married it is easy to disguise. And most times, while dating, the sharp guy would have put chip in her brain by saying “I want to be with you forever, even if you get married, I don’t think I can let you go”.

Gentlesoul2021:


The ex will mess them up ND still never marry them, yet they'll still go and have something with him when another dude must have rescue them from their miserable life. Na some dude I see blame sha, wey let a girl that doesn't worth it use them...

God bless you for this comment.

Quality20:
Instead of discharging old boyfriends and old ways, these types of girls will just hang these pregnancies on their husbands.

Are they afraid that their husbands may not be able to impregnate or what? You see some women givin their husbands pregnancies from not only one boyfriend but upto two or more.

Anyway, nairaland women, pls help us out on why some modern day girls behave this way- or is it now a bad thing to marry modern day ladies?

Because their husbands bring strange diseases to the house. 😂 if a man thinks he will frolic and bring infections to the wife, the wife should also bring strange pregnancies to him💭🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Anny69:
It's 2023. Update your archive of supposed insults because this is giving "I'm stuck in my ss2 mean boy" phase. Keep crying incel.

😂🤣😂🤣🤣 this insult enter. I’m enjoying it

Palazee:
Women are the gatekeeper of sex, they determine when sex should happen

Now the real question is:


Why do women sleep around and get pregnant for multiple men

And they men that don’t listen to a NO who are they?