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If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 4:02am On Dec 03, 2023
If you're free to commit any crime in 24 hours, what crime will it be?
Every crime, including killing, is allowed.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 4:05am On Dec 03, 2023
Let me start. I will hack CBN and move 400 billion naira to my account. I'm even sure their broke ass has that much at the moment. I will reduce it to 40 billion.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by duduade: 4:06am On Dec 03, 2023
Na to stroll enter those big big supermarket now o... Spend like 2hours then come out for free then go to a correct pharmacy and raid too and go home. The way groceries and drugs take dey expensive ehhh..

Before I go home I go branch one bureau de change to *borrow* some foreign currencies

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 4:11am On Dec 03, 2023
Some politicians need to kpai. E get some bad, bad people wey need to go also. I go lead squad to sanitize the police force. Lol

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 4:12am On Dec 03, 2023
duduade:
Na to stroll enter those big big supermarket now o... Spend like 2hours then come out for free then go to a correct pharmacy and raid too and go home. The way groceries and drugs take dey expensive ehhh..

Before I go home I go branch one bureau de Change to *borrow* some foreign currencies
Just find where you go thief better money. Which one you wan dey gather groceries and drugs. You be sickler?

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by CoronaVirusPro: 4:37am On Dec 03, 2023
Heading straight to rob the basement of 397 Redmar Blvd, Fort Knox, Kentucky.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 4:40am On Dec 03, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Heading straight to rob the basement of 397 Redmar Blvd, Fort Knox, Kentucky.
What's happening in the basement?

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by PoliteActivist: 4:47am On Dec 03, 2023
Easy. I'd organize a small coup and force sick, old men like Tinubu and Co go and rest. I'd then pass a law, mandatory retirement age for politicians

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by concreteaffairs: 4:59am On Dec 03, 2023
I'll nuke the whole world cool

Na play o
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by SETHARTHUR(m): 5:12am On Dec 03, 2023
I will neutralize all our evil leaders.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by adecz: 5:19am On Dec 03, 2023
Na to just enter Central Bank with
Machine Gun ...💲💷💶💸💵💴💰 😎😎😎



Nobody move, nobody gets hurt..

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by madridguy(m): 6:16am On Dec 03, 2023
grin
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by calabaman(m): 6:34am On Dec 03, 2023
To visit 5 banks with a trailer and offload their vault

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Johnycastro18: 7:05am On Dec 03, 2023
quite simple, just one thing on my mind....

Rob the bank grin

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Lovemeharder(f): 7:11am On Dec 03, 2023
Rob all these evil politicians including Emifile cheesy
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by GanagiBitrus: 7:19am On Dec 03, 2023
englishmart:
Let me start. I will hack CBN and move 400 billion naira to my account. I'm even sure their broke ass has that much at the moment. I will reduce it to 40 billion.

Do you really have the ability to hack CBN and move funds to your account?

Your question is about having immunity from crime &not some wishful thinking.
Even those saying they will rob a bank are not wise, it doesn't mean there will be no security in the bank. They will be gunned down.

Someone can answer that he will kill his troublesome neighbor. That's a crime within his capability.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Waterlilly: 7:33am On Dec 03, 2023
Central Bank straight, collect enough foreign currency.....
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Buharidgeneral: 7:35am On Dec 03, 2023
GanagiBitrus:


Bank straight
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:17am On Dec 03, 2023
GanagiBitrus:


Do you really have the ability to hack CBN and move funds to your account?

Your question is about having immunity from crime &not some wishful thinking.
Even those saying they will rob a bank, it doesn't mean there will be no security in the bank. They will be gunned down.

Someone can answer that he will kill his troublesome neighbor. That's a crime within his capability.

Even if you're gunned down, it's not a crime. No be small anarchy o

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:18am On Dec 03, 2023
calabaman:
To visit 5 banks with a trailer and offload their vault
You will be gunned down and nothing will happen.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:19am On Dec 03, 2023
concreteaffairs:
I'll nuke the whole world cool

Na play o
Where you want see the nuke?

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by adebayo987: 8:20am On Dec 03, 2023
90% of Nigerians are thieves. Don't let anyone to deceive you. Any slightest opportunity to steal, they'll take advantage of it, let to say a legalised one, the entire country will be stolen.

As for me, for such hours, I'll lock myself and family in a room and point my gun at the door, anyone who breaks into it receives the bullets in it.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by UptownVibes(m): 8:32am On Dec 03, 2023
Coup asap. Remove the leaders making citizens suffer .. And start leadership on a new level that will benefit all Nigerians. Its not even a crime.. This is me trying to make the country a better place to live in. As it is right now,the country is hell for an average citizen..
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:41am On Dec 03, 2023
UptownVibes:
Coup asap. Remove the leaders making citizens suffer .. And start leadership on a new level that will benefit all Nigerians. Its not even a crime.. This is me trying to make the country a better place to live in. As it is right now,the country is hell for an average citizen..
Since it's not a crime, How do you intend to achieve this without shedding blood?

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:41am On Dec 03, 2023
adebayo987:
90% of Nigerians are thieves. Don't let anyone to deceive you. Any slightest opportunity to steal, they'll take advantage of it, let to say a legalised one, the entire country will be stolen.

As for me, for such hours, I'll lock myself and family in a room and point my gun at the door, anyone who breaks into it receives the bullets in it.
Shut up, bro. Thief.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by SMOGnow: 8:42am On Dec 03, 2023
I will rape many women.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by SMOGnow: 8:42am On Dec 03, 2023
Nlfpmod come here
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Tallesty1(m): 8:43am On Dec 03, 2023
You think the reason I don't commit crimes is because it is illegal? Nah home training, solid moral guidance and other things bro.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Tallesty1(m): 8:43am On Dec 03, 2023
SMOGnow:
I will rape many women.

You could land in jail for this.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by SMOGnow: 8:44am On Dec 03, 2023
Tallesty1:
You could land in jail for this.
hypotheticals
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:46am On Dec 03, 2023
Tallesty1:
You could land in jail for this.
Those ones at the top who plan to kill, loot and destroy won't land in jail?

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by talk2hb1(m): 8:48am On Dec 03, 2023
englishmart:
Let me start. I will hack CBN and move 400 billion naira to my account. I'm even sure their broke ass has that much at the moment. I will reduce it to 40 billion.
You Have to finish spending it before the 24hrs elapse

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