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| Monday Joke by Nobody: 8:23am On Oct 31, 2011 |
Na Wa OOO! 
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| Re: Monday Joke by Nobody: 8:33am On Oct 31, 2011 |
An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000. . . Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, handling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?' "Nah," says the little old man, "Costs too much!" |
| Re: Monday Joke by Dyt(f): 8:43am On Oct 31, 2011 |
chuckles |
| Re: Monday Joke by zealot4me(f): 1:54pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
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| Re: Monday Joke by Nobody: 2:04pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
Just a Monday Office Joke |
| Re: Monday Joke by bright007(f): 6:12pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
where i8s d joke?this guy must hav lost fucccckkkiinnng minds. |
| Re: Monday Joke by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
Two Homos  |
| Re: Monday Joke by oderemo(m): 12:19pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
Just dozeeeeeee offffffff its likkkkkke am abouuuuuuuuuut to sleeeeeeeep. Kai. Next. |
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