lavylilly:
Infact completely different.
Traffic
houses are so much congested and no cross ventilation
Everyone is in a hurry
Everyone is always rushing buses
Cross a express road instead of using the bridge
The first day I cam to Lagos, Just from Ojodu-Berget to Bariga, even farm work I never dey stressed that way before just to get to my host place

Nice2023:



How...it means u like suffering.

U come to Abuja eh...living here is serene and absolutely beautiful.

No noise.

Complete opposite of Lagos.

minasu190:
Some of these things are not true, make una suffering dey lie

Karlifate:


Lekki - Ajah traffic na your mate

TinubuNG:
No , it won't by God's grace 😂

I'm actually out of Lagos, why I missed her😂

IyaTola:
I went to Ibeju Lekki from Iyana-Oworo last week Friday, my brother I got home around 2:00am. I don't know how you guys cope on the island 🏝️. I swore never to go to Ibeju Lekki on no account.

Justrite007:


Am planning to move to Abuja by next year but am scared of terrorist where in Abuja is safe that I can rent house

Lovelyn451:
Abeg make we hear word, lagos this lagos that,...some state hot pass this lagos sef, you've not been to any state....go Benin, go portharcourt, lagos that's full of lousy cowards, noise makers!! Travel around and see people wey dey talk and do fear go grip you

Oyindamolah:
You did not mention that Lagos will make you regular buyer to puff puff seller cuz you will end up eating both breakfast and dinner in traffic.

You will also become the literal "window shopper" cuz you will eventually buy all the ingredients for cooking including meat, fish and spices in traffic.

Not to mention that you will also be living a double life if care is not taken. Imagine you go to work in a jeep and come back in a molue, depending on what means of transportation you find. Sometimes, it is even boat.

Lagos will turn you to a fleet manager cuz you will have phone numbers of about 5 brothers that you want to beg to keep space for you to go to work next day.

You will also be loved by your security guards because it will look like you are working with them part-time. You open the gate with them by 4:00am when you are going to work and close the gate with them when you are coming back by 11:35pm. Some time they will call you sef to use the spare key they gave you to open the estate gate when you come back from work.

What won't Lagos make you do?

1TrippleCee:
And after a lifetime of work in the state, you end up looking like a clown after retirement

Moyinoluwa35:
Please is it a crime we in nigeria enjoy life before we all die? Why is everybody comfortable with this suffering going on in this country? Nobody is talking everyone have move on

scutches:
madam, do u know what makes Lagos special?
Pls go look and check for the lyrics of Jimmy jatt ft 2baba and elajoe, u will understand what it means to live in Lagos.
Edo state isn’t hot if u remove Benin city, same for delta if u remove asaba, Rivers if u remove Portharcourt or Ogun if u remove Abeokuta.
But every crook and crannies of Lagos need tou to think ahead of ur movement. Agege, Mushin, Bariga, Abule Egba, ojuelegba, Surulere, Obalende to mention few…am not even talking about Ikeja which is the Capital cos all these i listed were hotter than Ikeja sef.
Lagos is not for the weak minded…all streets dey vex.

Hamachi:

Emeskhalifa:
Una wan use this format pursue developers abi?

Kolework

1TrippleCee:
And after a lifetime of work in the state, you end up looking like a clown after retirement

IyaTola:
Where in Lagos do you stay?

lavylilly:
Enter Oshodi for Night, in 2012, while making a call at the back seat of a danfo with no windows, my phone was snatched in motion whileon call

tollyboy5:

Honestly speaking most things listed on the thread is not happening again like b4.
My area that always have hours of holdup then, things have really changed alot since they convert am to 10lane road which include metro rail

Karlifate:


Lekki - Ajah traffic na your mate

donmik:
I don't think they pick pocket as you guys hype it o.
Lagos problem mainly na almost unaffordable accommodation and dirty environments

Ten06:
Me that do not live in Lagos was inside a bus going to ikontu, because we could realize what was happening one agbero dragged our driver down and was fighting him for #100. Me being a good Samaritan went to separate the fight so that I can pay the #100 for him, in the process the bus conductor who is supposed to be helping his Oga to fight the agbero stole my phone.

I was smart enough to note that he was the only one who stood close to me so I immediately held him and took my phone from him

lavylilly:
If you no wise for Lagos, you no fit for anywhereIt made to think 4 steps of everyone, be calculative because anything and everything can happen at any given time.