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Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by dani1luv: 9:11am On Nov 03, 2011 |
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice, chei HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore, Chai HE: Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. Lolz |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by Sijo01(f): 9:23am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Its too early to start Lol. so, let mi jst smile |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by Andrew3(m): 9:27am On Nov 03, 2011 |
lol, see wickedness |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by dani1luv: 9:36am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Andrew, this kain yawa no good, me go just bury my face |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by tuaregx(m): 10:40am On Nov 03, 2011 |
This is why "THEY" never get married to the right people, and end up in frustration growing old @ 28 while they guys they insul keeps getting younger,sexier,richer, and chased by younger girls who dont have razor mouths, |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by Nobody: 11:53am On Nov 03, 2011 |
tuaregx:GBAM!!! |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by bekay911(f): 12:46pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Are there more of these pls? |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by ElmA1(f): 3:42pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Hahahaha,interesting! I like. And this actually came from a guy? Funny. |
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Men by slimyem: 5:58pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Love it,love it!but truth is some men be like fly wey like to dey follow corpse enter ground.all these answers no go gree work with them. |
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