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Marriage Pt.1 by ituen(m): 3:38am On Sep 17, 2007 |
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." |
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by clemcykul(f): 9:35am On Sep 17, 2007 |
buhhahhahaha dats a nice one dat way the man will be home by seven if not fast guys like me will be welcome in his abode |
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by Migines(m): 10:33am On Sep 17, 2007 |
Ha ha lol. Nice1 |
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by ituen(m): 11:34pm On Sep 17, 2007 |
Na curfew she impose on am be that |
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by mopegirl(f): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2007 |
na true true curfew hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahah nice one there greenback can u now see that i am a good teacher |
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by ituen(m): 7:29am On Sep 19, 2007 |
U never see anything. Well the guy get choice to enjoy from both sides |
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