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Marriage Pt.1 by ituen(m): 3:38am On Sep 17, 2007
Marriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by clemcykul(f): 9:35am On Sep 17, 2007
buhhahhahaha dats a nice one

dat way the man will be home by seven if not fast guys like me will be

welcome in his abode grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by Migines(m): 10:33am On Sep 17, 2007
Ha ha lol. Nice1
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by ituen(m): 11:34pm On Sep 17, 2007
Na curfew she impose on am be that
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by mopegirl(f): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2007
na true true curfew

hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahah

nice one there greenback

can u now see that i am a good teacher grin grin grin
Re: Marriage Pt.1 by ituen(m): 7:29am On Sep 19, 2007
U never see anything. Well the guy get choice to enjoy from both sides

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