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Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by AwokenVawulence: 10:58am On Jan 06
So me and some people went to visit this wealth man yesterday,he then asked us to go to his wine parlour where we would be served drinks and other stuff ,we saw some funny quotes written on the wall . grin

So tell me guys how you see them. Sorry for my phone camera btw

Modified: for those who can't see the first it says:
When a lady says
All I want from you is
"CARE , ATTENTION ,
SUPPORT and
HONESTY"
Now put all the first
Letters together
"CASH "
Son of Adam ,use
your head. grin

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by VawulentMan: 11:03am On Jan 06
Omo Redpill is older than the Internet.
All you need is to start relating with that gender so far you're an intelligent being, your brain will always arrive at these same set of conclusion

Pls don't quote me anyhow, I can be vawulent at times

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Natbrowny: 11:03am On Jan 06
Educated Bar with Exposure.

😂. Not for AGBEROS

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by PoliteActivist: 11:10am On Jan 06
*Politeness*
😆That first one says:
When a lady says "All I want from you is CARE, ATTENTION, SUPPORT, and HONESTY"
Now put all the first letters together (CASH).
Son of Adam, use your head!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by AwokenVawulence: 11:15am On Jan 06
PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
😆That first one says:
When a lady says "All I want from you is CARE, ATTENTION, SUPPORT, and HONESTY"
Now put all the first letters together (CASH).
Son if Adam, use your head!!!



Yeah that's what it says grin

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by DONFRANSKID(m): 11:23am On Jan 06
The man is a genius

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Zonefree(m): 11:33am On Jan 06
My uncle bar for village na photos of Bob Marley, Lucky Dube, Fela and naked girls full everywhere.
Ashawo man wey chop life for Cameroon before coming back home to rest.

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by ValCon888: 11:41am On Jan 06
I hope the wealthy man parted with some cash after your visit. Because no be quotes you come chop.

Na only pesin wey don chop belleful dey reason the other gender.

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Saturnalia(m): 12:36pm On Jan 06
The second quote got me thinking.

”Why Do Ladies Endure The Poverty of Their Parents But Can’t Endure The Poverty of Their Husband?”

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Mikespecialone(m): 1:27pm On Jan 06
Saturnalia:
The second quote got me thinking.

”Why Do Ladies Endure The Poverty of Their Parents But Can’t Endure The Poverty of Their Husband?”

Quote of the day , our ladies should come out and answer this

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Rexymania(m): 1:30pm On Jan 06
That bar will belong to any Edo or an Igbo man

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by AgentGoat: 2:44pm On Jan 06
If i enter that bar na the words i go drink not the the drinks.

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by drimzsmoke(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06
Mikespecialone:


Quote of the day , our ladies should come out and answer this

Common sense, let me answer for them. It's to ensure the survival of their offspring till adulthood. Same reason they don't like giving birth to just 1 child!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Mikespecialone(m): 3:07pm On Jan 06
drimzsmoke:


Common sense, let me answer for them. It's to ensure the survival of their offspring till adulthood. Same reason they don't like giving birth to just 1 child!!!

Common sense
Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by noblebright1: 3:10pm On Jan 06
Iseright
Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by sacajawea(m): 3:38pm On Jan 06
Mtxhewww! Wetin be this??
Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Kobicove(m): 4:40pm On Jan 06
Saturnalia:
The second quote got me thinking.

”Why Do Ladies Endure The Poverty of Their Parents But Can’t Endure The Poverty of Their Husband?”

grin
Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Depriest2020: 5:46pm On Jan 06
God bless that BAR and it's management.

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