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Wife's New Year Resolution by ituen(m): 8:30am On Sep 17, 2007
A wife's new year resolution

Lord please give me the PATIENCE to accomodate my husband's ego because if i ask for STRENGHT, I'll BEAT the HELL out of him
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by clemcykul(f): 9:14am On Sep 17, 2007
and i pray dat da lord shuld giv ur wife more strength

to flog ur ass wen u misbehave grin grin grin grin grin

and patience to tolerate you wen u are ontop and not doing the thing well grin grin grin grin grin

and love to endure, wen u see someone prettier dan her and ur lordship stands at alert grin grin grin grin

hey Alphie. mimiko am really felling naugthy and weird grin grin grin grin grin grin

miggy remeber our rendevous, rubie hope ur weak---end was alryte?

love u all grin kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by Aiphie(f): 10:12am On Sep 17, 2007
lol
@Clemcycul
So u have finally admitted to being nutty grin If na mi call u nutty now u 4 dey rake mi abi tongue and u nutty girl it's Aiphie 'i' not 'l' ok?
Neva mind ure not nutty, far from it, ure the sweetest thing on nairaland.
Hv a lovely week. kiss kiss kiss
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by omena555(f): 12:53pm On Sep 17, 2007
lol I say a big Amen.
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by ituen(m): 12:00am On Sep 18, 2007
Clem

U too much, u just have a breather anytime i close up. Well i'll soon hit u wit a hard one
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by mopegirl(f): 6:38am On Sep 19, 2007
:d :d :d
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by ituen(m): 7:20am On Sep 19, 2007
Mope,

ur smileys are not showing
Re: Wife's New Year Resolution by Migines(m): 7:29am On Sep 19, 2007
I guess shes using a fone, so she just entered d code?

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