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Getting Used To Death by Nobody: 12:45pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live." "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health s[b]p[/b]a and take a mud bath every day." Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?" "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you use[b]d[/b] to the dirt." |
Re: Getting Used To Death by Ajibel(m): 12:50pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
SMH @Dry joke |
Re: Getting Used To Death by Nobody: 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Re: Getting Used To Death by Afam4eva(m): 1:17pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Absolute bunkum. |
Re: Getting Used To Death by Nobody: 9:33pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
:-x :-x |
Re: Getting Used To Death by Dabss(m): 9:50pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
This is a nice break from bin gbagbo's trash. Nice one op. |
Re: Getting Used To Death by anakkow: 10:24pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
, died ((((( I always look here http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html Death when it comes will have no denial. |
Re: Getting Used To Death by Valentinooo: 6:27am On Nov 05, 2011 |
Re: Getting Used To Death by DAVE5(m): 9:26am On Nov 05, 2011 |
D joke no make sense nah |
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