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ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 6:42am On Nov 05, 2011
Okay, so these two blind men would always go to Alhaji the rich man's estate whenever he wasnt around to bathe in his pool and muddy it.they did this for a long time and it left Alhaji wondering for days who the heck were behind muddying his pool.
   one day, upon advice from his girlfriend, Alhaji drew out all the water from the pool and left the house.just two minutes later, the blind folks were there.The eldest, johnbull was the first to dive, and "kkumm" , his head hit the bare pool floor.it was very painful, but decided to keep it to himself for his friend to experience the same thing, so he invited him " i dive ooo, u no go dive come swim?, today the water chill too much"
the friend replied  ''na so dive dey sound?, abeg i heard your kkumm. . .you  hurt? '' grin grin grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Ajibel(m): 9:06am On Nov 05, 2011
Thumbs up to another fresh morning dry joke. Thank jah afterall u didnt leave.
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by DAVE5(m): 9:13am On Nov 05, 2011
Wtf
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 2:12pm On Nov 05, 2011
Ajibel:

Thumbs up to another fresh morning dry joke. Thank jah afterall u didnt leave.

THANK U! smiley smiley cool
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by dani1luv: 2:14pm On Nov 05, 2011
Bin, u still dey?
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by oderemo(m): 2:20pm On Nov 05, 2011
Bin gbagbo dis na guuud joke frm your stable .
Nice one
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by ARareGem(f): 2:38pm On Nov 05, 2011
Funny, Bin cheesy
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by dani1luv: 2:42pm On Nov 05, 2011
Lol, I just dey read the joke sha, thumbs up
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2011
thank you for appreciating my hardwork buh you see the difference between me and the others is

1. i create , they copy

2. i write, they paste

3. i think, they read grin

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Re: ALHAJI. . . . by oderemo(m): 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2011
Dont let this s.hit get to your head like a spoilt brat.
U geeeeeeeet.
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 4:27pm On Nov 05, 2011
ode! respect ya self, b4 i insult you, bush pig!





*reading my bible *
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 10:18pm On Nov 05, 2011
oh bin, this joke is hilarious.
@all, he promised to change in his letter to all jokers and now he has done just that. You can imagine him reading the bible.
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Ajibel(m): 12:56am On Nov 06, 2011
I can only imagine him reading but he is not actually reading,im not sure he has a copy
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 7:02am On Nov 06, 2011
Agybabe:

oh bin, this joke is hilarious.
@all, he promised to change in his letter to all jokers and now he has done just that. You can imagine him reading the bible.
Agybabe:

oh bin, this joke is hilarious.
@all, he promised to change in his letter to all jokers and now he has done just that. You can imagine him reading the bible.

babe, i missed u oo! i saw you in my dream and you were taking a shower! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


Ajibel:











I can only imagine him reading but he is not actually reading,im not sure he has a copy








u this boy! you r trying me oooo! angry angry angry angry angry
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Ajibel(m): 8:15am On Nov 06, 2011
^^^ fol
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 4:16pm On Nov 06, 2011
thank God it was just a dream
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 4:45pm On Nov 06, 2011
Smh. Wots it u v got wit pigs?
Always dreaming of bathing women. grin
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 5:17pm On Nov 06, 2011
Funkymallam:

Smh. Wots it u v got wit pigs?
Always dreaming of bathing women. grin

when i was told u nor dey use T roll, i didnt doubt it! grin grin grin grin
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by StudioCFR(m): 5:21pm On Nov 06, 2011
bin gbagbo:

thank you for appreciating my hardwork buh you see the difference between me and the others is

1. i create , they copy

2. i write, they paste

3. i think, they read grin

always copying from me all the time grin

dont let me sue u for copyright infringement grin

Nice Joke Man
i'm proud of you
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Judek2(m): 5:38pm On Nov 06, 2011
bin gbagbo:

babe, i missed u oo! i saw you in my dream and you were taking a shower! kiss kiss kiss kiss

Abeg,describe wat u saw cheesy cheesy
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 5:39pm On Nov 06, 2011
Studio CFR:

always copying from me all the time grin

dont let me sue u for copyright infringement grin

Nice Joke Man
i'm proud of you

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry cry cry cry cry u actually made me laff with the madd allegation!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided angry
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 5:45pm On Nov 06, 2011
Judek2:

Abeg,describe wat u saw cheesy cheesy

heheeeeeee! you bad oo! heheeeeeeeeeee grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

i nor go fit describe 4 hia grin grin
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Nobody: 10:42pm On Nov 06, 2011
;d ;d
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by StudioCFR(m): 3:25am On Nov 07, 2011
bin gbagbo:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry cry cry cry cry u actually made me laff with the madd allegation!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided angry

dont worry boy. .aint gonn sue your broke asss for copying from a legend like me
. . .
Only the Wise copyz from the Best

it feels good knowing i'm a role model to so many guys here . . , Woww grin grin grin
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 6:19am On Nov 07, 2011
na wa oh
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 1:44pm On Nov 07, 2011
^^^
honey, did you call me? kiss kiss kiss
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 6:25am On Nov 08, 2011
yes dear. How are you?
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 6:36am On Nov 08, 2011
i dey oo! honey i miss u sooooooooooooooooooo match much kiss kiss cry

how body my luv? kiss
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2011
no wahala. Me i dey kampe

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