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ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 6:42am On Nov 05, 2011 |
Okay, so these two blind men would always go to Alhaji the rich man's estate whenever he wasnt around to bathe in his pool and muddy it.they did this for a long time and it left Alhaji wondering for days who the heck were behind muddying his pool. one day, upon advice from his girlfriend, Alhaji drew out all the water from the pool and left the house.just two minutes later, the blind folks were there.The eldest, johnbull was the first to dive, and "kkumm" , his head hit the bare pool floor.it was very painful, but decided to keep it to himself for his friend to experience the same thing, so he invited him " i dive ooo, u no go dive come swim?, today the water chill too much" the friend replied ''na so dive dey sound?, abeg i heard your kkumm. . .you hurt? '' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Ajibel(m): 9:06am On Nov 05, 2011 |
Thumbs up to another fresh morning dry joke. Thank jah afterall u didnt leave. |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by DAVE5(m): 9:13am On Nov 05, 2011 |
Wtf |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 2:12pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Ajibel: THANK U! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by dani1luv: 2:14pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Bin, u still dey? |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by oderemo(m): 2:20pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Bin gbagbo dis na guuud joke frm your stable . Nice one |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by ARareGem(f): 2:38pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Funny, Bin ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by dani1luv: 2:42pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Lol, I just dey read the joke sha, thumbs up |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
thank you for appreciating my hardwork buh you see the difference between me and the others is 1. i create , they copy 2. i write, they paste 3. i think, they read ![]() 1 Like |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by oderemo(m): 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Dont let this s.hit get to your head like a spoilt brat. U geeeeeeeet. |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 4:27pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
ode! respect ya self, b4 i insult you, bush pig! *reading my bible * |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 10:18pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
oh bin, this joke is hilarious. @all, he promised to change in his letter to all jokers and now he has done just that. You can imagine him reading the bible. |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Ajibel(m): 12:56am On Nov 06, 2011 |
I can only imagine him reading but he is not actually reading,im not sure he has a copy |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 7:02am On Nov 06, 2011 |
Agybabe: Agybabe: babe, i missed u oo! i saw you in my dream and you were taking a shower! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ajibel: u this boy! you r trying me oooo! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Ajibel(m): 8:15am On Nov 06, 2011 |
^^^ fol |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 4:16pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
thank God it was just a dream |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 4:45pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
Smh. Wots it u v got wit pigs? Always dreaming of bathing women. ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 5:17pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
Funkymallam: when i was told u nor dey use T roll, i didnt doubt it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by StudioCFR(m): 5:21pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: always copying from me all the time ![]() dont let me sue u for copyright infringement ![]() Nice Joke Man i'm proud of you |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Judek2(m): 5:38pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: Abeg,describe wat u saw ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 5:39pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
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Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 5:45pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
Judek2: heheeeeeee! you bad oo! heheeeeeeeeeee ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i nor go fit describe 4 hia ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Nobody: 10:42pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
;d ;d |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by StudioCFR(m): 3:25am On Nov 07, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: dont worry boy. .aint gonn sue your broke asss for copying from a legend like me . . . Only the Wise copyz from the Best it feels good knowing i'm a role model to so many guys here . . , Woww ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 6:19am On Nov 07, 2011 |
na wa oh |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 1:44pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
^^^ honey, did you call me? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 6:25am On Nov 08, 2011 |
yes dear. How are you? |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by bingbagbo(m): 6:36am On Nov 08, 2011 |
i dey oo! honey i miss u sooooooooooooooooooo ![]() ![]() ![]() how body my luv? ![]() |
Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Agybabe(f): 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2011 |
no wahala. Me i dey kampe |
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