Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,173,926 members, 7,890,055 topics. Date: Monday, 15 July 2024 at 08:31 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Where Is My Cockk? (2028 Views)
Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 2:54am On Nov 06, 2011 |
The priest in a small village Parish had lods of Fowls given as thanks given. One day,he discovered that the Cockk among them is missing, During mass the following day,he desided to make the announcemend.So he asked his congregation, "has anybody got a Cockk?" All the men stood up, "No no,that wasnt wat i meant,i meant has anybody seen a Cockk?" All the women stood up, "No no,wat i realy meant is ,has anybody seen my Cockk?" Sixteen altar boys,two Sisters and the cook stood up. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by kristy77(m): 4:30am On Nov 06, 2011 |
Hell yeah, this post is really what I am looking for. I am really lucky today. Thank you admin! The site is really fascinating, keep writing amazing content. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 6:22am On Nov 06, 2011 |
You are at d right place. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Ajibel(m): 8:18am On Nov 06, 2011 |
This joke is somehow dry, @op why? |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by tonyfred(m): 10:21am On Nov 06, 2011 |
old, but still funny. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 2:36pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
Ajibel:if the joke is dry,abeg wet am joor! |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Ajibel(m): 2:39pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
I go piss on the joke to make am wet |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 5:17pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
tonyfred: I knw you'v neva hear am b4 |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 5:18pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
Ajibel: Your piss wey contain Maple Syrup *thread gets infected* |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Ajibel(m): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
Lolz. . . .i advice u take som shots of promycine to get yo jokes always funny so u wont need me to piss on em to get it wet |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
i try laffing but i can't |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 2:06pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
PretiEbony: at least,u tried to laff May be your teeth is not so clean to show off |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Riskymallam: 2:10pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
[b][/b] Though I've read it before, I still find it funny. Nice one. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 2:50pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Ajibele, U need to cure the disease first so u no go dey infect instead of making wet. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 9:32pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
thread getting interesting. ebony no fit laff,ajibel piss dey smell and thread dey smell too with Ajibel infected piss. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
@ judek u fit compare your dirty teeth with my clean teeth @ dgunnerz that still dosen't make this thread funny instead its so so boring |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 10:20pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
boring? ebony,but u still posting here nah! |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 10:36pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Pettybony, at least,when i wan to laff,i laff. But wen u wan to laff,even wen u try hard,still u cant laff, U need to see a dentist,or rinse ur mouth with Jik or Detol daily. Just for best result. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 11:02pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
judek i think you really have a problem with your teeth, instead of referring it me jst go and see the doctor |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 11:15pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Welll,am a Doctor. I offer free treatment.Call me on 919-819-2419. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 11:28pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
yes i've been looking for a doc. thank God you are here plz kindly meet judek cos he has a problem with his teeth but he is only trying to cover up with my name |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 11:33pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Ok> I think he got my number. Holla at your doc ASAP! |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 11:40pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Quack doctor, *runs away screeming* |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 11:43pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Pettybony, u beta rinse ur mouth wit Detol nd Jik. Quack doctors go make mata worse |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 11:45pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Judek,why don't you try me and stop doubting my Capability. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 11:49pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
don't mind him, he is only shy of telling you that he has a tooth decay |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 11:56pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Oh! Jude,if that is the case here,don;t be afraid/shy cos i got your back covered. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Judek2(m): 12:01am On Nov 08, 2011 |
Dgunnerz: no way!! After watching wat u did to dat pregnant woman,u wan make my *loading catorns of Jik nd Detol* |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 12:04am On Nov 08, 2011 |
judek if keep on covering your problem i'll be left with no option than to tell it to the public. so go and see the doctor |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by sima(f): 12:17am On Nov 08, 2011 |
this is some really dry shit |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Dgunnerz(m): 12:20am On Nov 08, 2011 |
sima:Dont poo here Jude,my offer is still open wide. |
Re: Where Is My Cockk? by Nobody: 12:22am On Nov 08, 2011 |
@ sima that really true, the joke is as dry as the poster |
English Upside Down / Jjc Jokes / Akpors Joins The Nigerin Army__very Funny
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 17 |