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Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by VeryWickedMan: 1:23pm On Jan 31 |
I just got back from my multi billion dollar partnership deal with Sportybet last night and decided to wash it down with a nice kpekus so I scanned Ipodo axis and found this Hajjia with big bumbum strolling down the road. I should have known something was off because of her deep voice but I thought it was just hormones. Also, when she went to pee when we got home, I peeped my bathroom crack for her boobs but lo and behold, she was backing the peep hole while standing to pee. I ignored it that maybe it was Islamic customs for female pee or she knew I might be peeping. I slept off without touching her because I was too tired so the next morning she woke me up with a hot slap to settle her. I said I won't pay a dime because we didn't do anything so she started shouting. So I said we should do something but she refused that she only bleeps at night. I had to call my neighbour Chukwuebuka and we held her down and lo and behold Chukwuebuka screamed and ran away after he mistakenly grabbed her hairy balls leaving me to my fate. I followed suit and screamed for help before my landlord ran out of his maid quarters with only boxers along with some passerbys that helped to also apprehended her (now he). He fought with all his might and I suspect that he must have worked on site as a labourer because he was difficult to subdue. Hajjia is now Akeem. 15 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Manigie: 1:27pm On Jan 31 |
Lailai...... this one choke, sotey na slap wake you. Indeed Nothing person wey dey look for kpekus up and down no go see for this life. See the 'orc' with muscles and chain for leg.... just thinking out loud.....which hole would you have dug into if something had happened in the night? 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by budaatum: 1:37pm On Jan 31 |
VeryWickedMan: Too tired, but had enough energy to "peeped my bathroom crack for her boob"? Wicked man, tell us what you and Akeem did or pull the other one! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by VeryWickedMan: 1:43pm On Jan 31 |
Manigie: I would have screamed for help. My neighbours love me. |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by VeryWickedMan: 1:46pm On Jan 31 |
budaatum: You don't need energy to peep. I'm doing it right now as I'm typing... 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by budaatum: 1:56pm On Jan 31 |
VeryWickedMan: You still must pay for his time and sleeping next to him. |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Bmaster(m): 2:09pm On Jan 31 |
so,in this era of #1,500 to $1, pesin still get mind go dey carry olosho ? Chai,una get mind oo 1 Like |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by candygist: 2:15pm On Jan 31 |
VeryWickedMan: You only need skills 1 Like |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by drimzsmoke(m): 2:29pm On Jan 31 |
budaatum: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stop it!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Manigie: 2:45pm On Jan 31 |
VeryWickedMan:Of course, though I meant , with she turning out to be a man, where would you have put your JT? 1 Like |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by muyico(m): 2:55pm On Jan 31 |
c framed story? fake man with fake story 1 Like |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by MANNABBQGRILLS: 4:29pm On Jan 31 |
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Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:34pm On Jan 31 |
Manigie:backyard |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by LordIsaac(m): 5:23pm On Jan 31 |
“Difficult to subdue” ….hahahhahahahhah😂😂😂😂😂 Omg you are a good writer. I laughed my heart out! 5 Likes |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Oju4190: 5:51pm On Jan 31 |
U are very lucky dat dese Anthony Joshua nor kill u wen u dey sleep for nite. 1 Like |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Rexymania(m): 6:11pm On Jan 31 |
E get yansh |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Sapeleboy911(m): 6:39pm On Jan 31 |
Thank God you wrote graphic you for pay for the food wey I vo**it. You should be thanking your stars that there were neighbors around, one on one this guy for beat you faint. 5 Likes |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Creamypie(m): 6:59pm On Jan 31 |
This is very graphic and irritating |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by youngberry001(m): 7:14pm On Jan 31 |
this is fucking funny bro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by highchiefpee(m): 7:18pm On Jan 31 |
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Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by 10mobile: 7:52pm On Jan 31 |
VeryWickedMan: Is that a shrine you're peeping into? 😭 |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Emmabyte: 8:05pm On Jan 31 |
Lol I just remembered 1 dollar is going to 2k |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Pineapplelove: 8:18pm On Jan 31 |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Natbrowny: 8:18pm On Jan 31 |
I can see the muscles even inside dat black dress. Op. How much u pay? Coz u dey pay 2 straff inside dis gbege called Nigeria? |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by 9jaBloke: 8:50pm On Jan 31 |
You almost straf DJ🐔 |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by JustPowerApps(m): 8:53pm On Jan 31 |
Maybe he is transgender. You never can tell, it was the inner she in him that hooked up with you. Looking at the picture, she looked like a he or he looked like a she. As you don jam Ashawo man like this, how we go take solve am ![]()
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Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Caramia2020(m): 10:33pm On Jan 31 |
Were you blind? See muscle n you were not smart enough to take note of those features. Probably you might be a gay but pretending because neighbors found you guys out. |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by TheFreshVanilla: 11:46pm On Jan 31 |
Fake story. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by Bornboy4: 2:40am On Feb 01 |
Madness everywhere you go! |
Re: Help!! The Olosho I Carried Last Night Turned Into A Man This Morning!! (graphic by YorubaKing: 4:13am On Feb 01 |
OP, she be woman... just that she be Igbo. Na so dem women dey look. Strong yansh, strong boobs, yam legs etc... ![]() |
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