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Starry-eyed by rubie(f): 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2007
Bill was a sophisticated university student and I was still only at school when we went out on our first date.

After the cinema, he suggested we go to a local lovers' lane to look at the stars, but I murmured some excuse.

I found myself loving Bill more and more, but on the second date I still refused to go "look at the stars".

On the third date I finally agreed. When Bill stopped the car, I closed my eyes as his face came closer to mine, but I opened them quickly as I heard his voice in my ear. "Now over there," he was saying, "that's Sagittarius, "
Re: Starry-eyed by pisces20: 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2007
kindly explain this joke. thanks.
Re: Starry-eyed by Aiphie(f): 2:37pm On Sep 18, 2007
Wasn't what u xpected huh? grin
Re: Starry-eyed by GeeCee(m): 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2007
Re: Starry-eyed by osereka(m): 3:54pm On Sep 18, 2007
maybe he is gay grin
Re: Starry-eyed by clemcykul(f): 12:39pm On Sep 19, 2007
and dear, dear u were looking up at him like a sex starved puppy, all starry eyed, expectation written all over ur face and all contours of ur body,

but to God be the glory he brought u back 2 reality u wanted to be kissed but he told u that is saggitauruis what about aquarius?

miss lover girl grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Dhahahhaha
Re: Starry-eyed by Chuxy(m): 12:42pm On Sep 19, 2007
?? dont get it

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