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Obj In Examination Class by ioday(f): 3:19pm On Sep 18, 2007
POLITE NOTICE:"Bags Not Allowed in Exam Halls?"


"That is your own notice. If any invigilator has two heads let him challenge me for spying the answer from my bag.

I will ask Yar'dua to sack the VC or CLOSE this Open University" - Oloshi olori-buruku at my age to fail again?
God forbid bad tin. Dat is why my security is here".

Baba iyabo in Action.

This is dramatic, I think!

Imagine Baba  with his immunity in the exam hall

Re: Obj In Examination Class by Migines(m): 3:20pm On Sep 18, 2007
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Re: Obj In Examination Class by osereka(m): 3:31pm On Sep 18, 2007
you try grin
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Aiphie(f): 3:41pm On Sep 18, 2007
I found this really funny. Immunity even in the exam hall. grin grin grin
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Aiphie(f): 3:43pm On Sep 18, 2007
I found this really funny. Immunity even in the exam hall. grin grin grin
Re: Obj In Examination Class by omena555(f): 1:03pm On Sep 19, 2007
@poster, what makes u so sure that obj is cheating in that pix it cld be the exams proper has not yet started and he's just making sure he has all the materials ready!
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Shaunscot(m): 1:05pm On Sep 19, 2007
omena555:

@poster, what makes u so sure that obj is cheating in that pix it cld be the exams proper has not yet started and he's just making sure he has all the materials ready!
Like bringing out a calculator when you study theology lipsrsealed
Was he supposed to calculate the variable that links Jesus with John
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Highest(m): 1:55pm On Sep 19, 2007
The obusonjo thing is funny
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Nobody: 2:54pm On Sep 19, 2007
@shaunscot
and who says thats a calculator duh angry
Re: Obj In Examination Class by RichDad1(m): 4:58pm On Sep 19, 2007
If i may ask will he be allowed to go for NYSC(just wondering) b'cos without that no job for him grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin .His mate have retired from service he's still there with his big stomach(no be me talk am oo )FELABRATION cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Nobody: 5:15pm On Sep 19, 2007
Rich Dad:

If i may ask will he be allowed to go for NYSC(just wondering) b'because without that no job for him grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin .His mate have retired from service he's still there with his big stomach(no be me talk am oo )FELABRATION cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
they can pass a special bill allowing former heads of state to participate in NYSC, na naija u dey any thing fit happen,but imaging that Bros on another Khaki.he will think he is in the barrack again, some guys fit help plot coup there
Re: Obj In Examination Class by ituen(m): 9:58pm On Sep 19, 2007
Y OBJ dey fool himself. Did he attend any university during his prime. He rose to the peak of his military career with no university degree. Now engineers or doctors end up being Brig.Gens or Colonels in the army

Dem don arrange OBJ result before NOU was conceived. Now im go burrow money from Yaradua to do matric and convocation. Na 3rd class im dey carry commot from school. Lecturers go use this opportunity to collect sorting money because im no get time come school for 7'0 clock lecture.

Na who go do project for am? Well i'm uppie for grabbie.

I'm carry convoy come class?
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Shaunscot(m): 8:39am On Sep 20, 2007
femilangy:

@shaunscot
and who says thats a calculator duh angry
It looks like either a Calculator(in its pack) or a Mathematical Set to me.And u dont need either for a theology class
Dont hate.
Re: Obj In Examination Class by ceyohn(f): 10:28am On Sep 20, 2007
examination immunity
i wish i had one, i ll just use it during my 4units examination
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Bakassi: 10:46am On Sep 20, 2007
obj wants to collect his phone to call one of friend for the answer.
Re: Obj In Examination Class by tamby(f): 11:48pm On Sep 20, 2007
is dat an exam hall?
Re: Obj In Examination Class by ituen(m): 3:11am On Sep 21, 2007
make una allow ijebu man to go school. afterall, some of una dey die to touch am for that school
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Dekie(f): 6:30pm On Sep 21, 2007
Enough.Please contribute to one of OBJ's policies.


Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports:

In line with the Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by making their names attractive and in line with International Standards on exports. Feel free to offer suggestions. ,



Kuli kuli - Peanut bars

Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts

Kilichi - Beef Crackers

Dundun - Yamarita

Fried Potato - Potarita

Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos

Boli - Barbecue Plantos

Roasted corn - Corn Aflame

Eko/Agidi - Corn Jellos

Moin moin - Bean pie

Isi ewu - Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)

Garri - Grain o' fibres

Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad

Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel

Kpof kpof - Energy Buns

Chin chin - Dough Rocks

Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik

Kunnu - Grain Alive

Burundi - Cocno Jaw-Breakers

Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger

Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian

Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad



Have a pleasant weekend!
Re: Obj In Examination Class by Alexos(m): 7:01pm On Sep 21, 2007
@ Dekie, you really tried for that one jare, nice names for 'em. grin grin grin
Re: Obj In Examination Class by ioday(f): 4:58pm On Sep 22, 2007
@ Dekie

Pleas join me for Lunch tomorrow. We'll be taking Peanut bars for appetiser and Bean cake Burger for the main menu.

Hope you have a nose proof vest again farting sha! grin grin grin
Re: Obj In Examination Class by ituen(m): 10:17pm On Sep 22, 2007
dekie

Have u tried

Loi-Loi pie
Garri porridge
Baked akamu

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