This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about, i was even among them with my holy water.



Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil……, Just when the Clock struck 11…

And then……

then…,

then……,

STEWPID AJIBOLE, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

A rich oyibo man once needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor Nigerian Man.

The rich Oyibo man gave him 5 million dollars for the service and the Nigerian man left happy.

Once again in the next 5 years the rich man needed blood for surgery.

The Nigerian Man was more than happy to donate his blood again and he went and did so, but this time, the rich just gave him 'kuli-kuli and Agege Bread'. Enraged and confused the Nigerian Man asked the reason why and the rich man now replied: “see this mugu ohh, you nor sabi say now i don get 'NIGERIAN' blood for inside my body?”

er, liked the 2nd one

er, liked the 2nd one

er, liked the 2nd one

Studio, Proudly showing off his new apartment to Bin Gbagbo late one night, led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

“What’s that brass gong for?” asked the Bin.

“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” Studio replied.

“A talking clock? How’s it work?”

“Watch this,” said Studio. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: “Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!”

Good jokes all round.

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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are
forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.” We call this arranged marriage.

I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.

The American said, Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems…

Ugly jokes. .smh

Nice jokes.
asinine comment frm the chief clown, ajisiwin.

^ e be like say u inhaled sugar into yo nose.mtschew

Ajibel:

^ e be like say u inhaled sugar into yo nose.mtschew

AHJIBOLE , AHJIBOLE , AHJIBOLE , HOW MANY TIMES I CALL YOUR USELESS NAME


ANYHOW SHA, I BEEN FORGET SAY YOU DON DIE , MAKE I GIVE UNA ANOTHER AJIBOLE JOKE
,

Once upon a time, there were two friends living together. Ajibole and Ode remo. They were always fighting and abusing and swearing for eachother that even the neighbours were tired of them.

the worst thing about the situation was that Ajibole practiced 'jazz' and had charms, because of this fact Ode remo was virtually helpless at most fights they had because if they got into a phisical fight and the heat gets unbearable and the neighbours start knoking on their door, Ajibole will say some incantations and Ode remo will immediately tear his clothes, wear frying pan on his head and dash outside to start chewing grass untill Ajibole pisses on him (normally the next day).

So the neighbours and Oderemo were virtually afraid of Ajibole, and Ajibole was happy for the fear andrespect he was getting , that was untill Oluwa decided to stop his clock.

One day Ajibole went out and Ode remo put OTA-PIA-PIA into Ajiboles cup, plates, coolers, flask, condoms e.t.c (his jazz was somehow too much so Ode Remo had to maximize for his plan to be effective), then Ajibole returned with an Arshia.wo and fell face first for the trap. He finished 'whorishing' the babe and decided to cool off with his food and beer , well, the OTA-PIA-PIA literally TORE OPEN HIS STOMACH and he died. but before he kicked the bucket he crawled outside and shouted swearing that his spirit will dig out of his grave and come to haunt Ode Remo for eternity , the whole compound heard this and were horrified.

After the burial,m Ode Remo threw a bash at his crib celebrating Ajiboles demise but the neighbours queried, cautioned and asked him, "you nor dey fear?, Ipa Ajibole been talk say him go dig commot for him grave come kill you", and Ode Remo laughed and replied, " hahaha, make una forget that fo.ol, me self i get sense nah, see , i been bury am UP-SIDE-DOWN so if him like make him dey dig,, na devil him go go meet for where him go burst out"

Nice. More insecticide to ya armpit, Mister.

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”

“Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.

“Um, yeah…” the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch all the fish?”

SEUN ASKED ME FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING BEN-10:

Ben-10, my assistant mod, can always be found
hard at work on his system. Ben works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Ben never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Ben takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Ben is a staunch individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Ben can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Ben be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
discharged as soon as possible.

Lilkech

,


I IMMEDIATELY SENT ALONG FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

The stewpid eeediot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5, , ) for my true assessment of him.

Lmao. I need to leave before i find myself @ d hospital

Lol

OP
u try
infact, more palm oil to your elbow


dat mogue dead peoples joke reminded me of one Ajibel
may his gentle soul rest in peace. . .

Lilkech and Studio, na my death una dey joke with abi,,e no go shelle worlahi,,you fit joke with mi name but when it comes to death,abeg i wan marry,get money like seun,born pikin and then die peacefully

Dont be afraid AJ, u'll live to see ur dreams realised

^^ thanks and God bless u

Ajibel:

Lilkech and Studio, na my death una dey joke with abi,,e no go shelle worlahi,,you fit joke with mi name but when it comes to death,abeg i wan marry,get money like seun,born pikin and then die peacefully

.

So u like this ur odd, dirty, short, confused, disgraceful, mumuish, troubled, wasteful, defeated, rigged, cursed, unformatted, broken down, crayzie and abused life very much ehh? Oh thats sweet , but i recommend that you just 'die' now cos thats the only way you can finally 'get a life' , lol
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*im joking oh, like my nigguh stud alwayz say "i mean this in a good way"*

I knöw its a joke but it'd soon stop being a yoke when yo parents death are naw being joked with

Lol

^ fol

lol

shout out 2 ajibel and invisible mod ben10