WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an id1ot .

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible at dat particular time.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to " thayy shiingss lie thisshh "

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your EX is really dying for you to call him/her at 3am in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area when u awake the next morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are more famous, tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy, like say dbanj.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing ' WITH ' you.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear in ur head.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants

Hisses

er oga., so if i join drink alcohol for bar, i go get belle?

dani1luv:

er oga., so if i join drink alcohol for bar, i go get belle?

TWO THINGS ARE INVOLVED , EITHER YOU CARRY THE BELLE , OR YOU CARRY THE RESULTING PIKIN


[ TRUST ME , YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THE PIKIN BORN OF ALCOHOL , SEE BELOW FOR THE LIKELY SCENERIO]

Hmmn, thanks for sharing ya personal experience.

ARareGem:

Hmmn, thanks for sharing ya personal experience.

lol, u're too mouthed

ARareGem:

Hmmn, thanks for sharing ya personal experience.

AND WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?? THAT MY DAD WAS A DRUNKARD EHHHNN SEE, DONT JUST GO NEAR THERE OHH, I AM A COOL - HOT - ROUGH - SMOOTH - GOOD - BAD - GUY, AND I CAN TELL YOU THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANNA GET WITH ME UNDER A SHELL AND DO STUFF LIKE BELOW THIS ,

Lol, U're crazy

Are you serious?

BoOOosHBoy:

lol, u're too mouthed

Guy, I don't understand you oh.

ARareGem:

Are you serious?

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Im serious. I need a new and improved version of the human female for a babe. Im 'hot' and and you are 'rare' , so we might be very compatible toghether.
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Besides my 'i pass my neighbour' don pafuka, and you will give me your 'rare-GEN' to use and watch premiership this weekend.

BoOOosHBoy:

lol, u're too mouthed

ARareGem:

Guy, I don't understand you oh.

same person

lilkech:

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Im serious. I need a new and improved version of the human female for a babe. Im 'hot' and and you are 'rare' , so we might be very compatible toghether.
.
Besides my 'i pass my neighbour' don pafuka, and you will give me your 'rare-GEN' to use and watch premiership this weekend.

He he he. . . you jam rock no be small.

ARareGem:

He he he. . . you jam rock no be small.

BUT IM VERY SERIOUS OHH , SEE WETIN I DEY USE MY FONE DEY DO ANYTIME WEY I COMMOT FOR HOUSE >>>

The wonders of technology.

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