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Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 4:08pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Joe just bought a new bike,but he complained to the dealer that his bike always gets rusted after being beaten by rain. So the dealer gave him a Vaseline to rob on the Crones anytime it want to rain. That nite,his girlfriend Sandra invited him for dinner in her parents house.She told him that they have a rule in the family."while eating,no one should talk,otherwise he will wash all the dishes in the house for two weeks". As they were eating,nobody talked and Joe desided to take advantage of the situation. He leaned nd kissed Sandra,but d parents didnt talk,he fuucked her rite there still nobody talked. He looked at Sandra's mother,she was pretty so he bent her and fuucked her too. Now both Sandra and the father were so furious,but still did not talk. All of a sudden,there is a sound of thunder clap and it began to rain. Joe remembered his bike and quickly brought out the Vaseline from his pocket. Immediately,the father jumped up from the table and shouted."Thats enough son !!! ,i will wash the damn dishes". |
Re: Family Fuucker by BoOOosHBoy: 6:56pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Lmao, This is really good |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Thankx a lot ![]() |
Re: Family Fuucker by Ajibel(m): 9:00am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Laffing my nose out |
Re: Family Fuucker by StudioCFR(m): 9:24am On Nov 11, 2011 |
weldone poster ![]() |
Re: Family Fuucker by nich(m): 9:27am On Nov 11, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OP, you no well at all! singing: " e geti plenty plenty things wey no suppose to happen for dis life . . . plenty plenty things . . . plenty plenty nonsense. . . " |
Re: Family Fuucker by Funkymallam(m): 10:12am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Seen it b4, but d remix was gud. Nice one |
Re: Family Fuucker by Nobody: 10:18am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Nice one dere judek. Now clap for urself. . .:-D |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 11:39am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Tnkx a lot guyses ![]() @Bootee,so u nor fit clap 4 mua ![]() @Rich,i folo u dey sing o. @Ajibele go nd kiss your a$$ ![]() |
Re: Family Fuucker by Ajibel(m): 12:44am On Nov 12, 2011 |
I would kiss mine after u must have kissed yours |
Re: Family Fuucker by Agybabe(f): 6:33am On Nov 12, 2011 |
Rotflmao. @poster oya come take #10 for biscuit and pure water make you use step down. |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 9:41am On Nov 12, 2011 |
@Agy na only pure wata #10 go buy. and na bottled wata i dey drink |
Re: Family Fuucker by Agybabe(f): 7:39pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
abeg come take before I change my mind. |
Re: Family Fuucker by tammyswits(f): 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 8:18am On Nov 13, 2011 |
wow @tammyswits. This two girls in your pic makes me to sing many songs, *i nor go say d name of d songs,but na beautiful songs anyway* ![]() ![]() |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 8:21am On Nov 13, 2011 |
@Aggy, i nor be Fartgbo wey u dey use chewing gum to lure ![]() And he gor dey folo u like Moo Moo. |
Re: Family Fuucker by Agybabe(f): 9:56am On Nov 13, 2011 |
*ignores him* I don't want to degrade myself by battling words with him. |
Re: Family Fuucker by Funkymallam(m): 10:49am On Nov 13, 2011 |
^ are u sure? Lol |
Re: Family Fuucker by Agybabe(f): 10:59am On Nov 13, 2011 |
+100 |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 4:08pm On Nov 13, 2011 |
AGYBABA ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Family Fuucker by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 1:26am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Dat one no reach u? |
Re: Family Fuucker by Judek2(m): 6:19am On Nov 14, 2011 |
@Bcuzuwack, so na pollution u wan 2 dey pollute my posts ![]() *catches him and locks him up* |
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