Jarus:


what ar u syaing. you dont know me. you are a devil. look, iam a pastor you coll me devl. i luagh. you dont know me, see, tinubu is a yorubaman; his mother is alaja magaji. wen i am in unilrin tinubus broter is my clasmate. he told me how tinubu eats amola. you dont know anytin.

north is teh majority. remove yoruba, bayesa, delta to benin rebuplic. oodua. look, oyo is the largest state in nigeria. see satellite picture.

wen jonathan come to canda, earthqake happen, what does that tel u? he didnot visit me.

look, seun collected 100 dollars bribe from hausa, nairaland is awusa site. you dont know anythig. i laugh

kai, so musiwa (becomerich) fit hack jarus id for nairaland?

agitator:

kai, so musiwa (becomerich) fit hack jarus id for nairaland?

who is jaru? agitato=seun

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Jarus = Musiwa! This is becoming more interesting.

Kai!!! too many clowns on this site. lolz, Thanks guys, without you, the day is not made.

kai shege! make una no hijack the thread, this is a thread where u get to right your own script to the NL movie, and not a fight club.

So by the time I come back from mosque and u r still pighting, I will deal with u SIQUIALY

Odunnu = ms endowed

fxtopedia:

MUSIWA--- satellite man
Eko-Ile ---- Gender unknown Tinubu apologist
Virgo: ------ Great at debating Issue
Desola------ Yoruba apologist/Intelligent lady
Kobojunkie---- smart lady
Beaf--- Great poster but I guess he is Seun lol
Sagamite---- Cretin producers lolx6

More to come sha,

Hahaha, PointB: Wahala guy

totally agree with this cast

Sup guys, just inform me once you're true with the movie. I can't wait to handle the marketing process.

CrazyMan:

Sup guys, just inform me once you're true with the movie. I can't wait to handle the marketing process.

Hmm Anambra man.where your shop dey for Alaba Intl?

stepo707:

Hmm Anambra man.where your shop dey for Alaba Intl?

don't worry when you're through we would discuss. My shop de upper (upi) iweka no alaba. But wait o why isn't mukina in the movie? I no go market am again o

the making of this movie is becoming interesting. *draw a chair, sit on it and sipping chilled Farm pride yoghurt*

alhj- harem = debating computer program/software and its job is just to illogically carry any marked thread to page 10 using arguments/points that would make you snack on your keyboard in anger  .



Admin still need to work on this version cos the bugs are apparent,how can you be Awori 6minutes ago and now you are Ijaw.the next day Igbo or when the bugs hit harder  ALh-harem 2.0 becomes Igbo,yoruba,ijaw,kanuri all at the same time.Will alwys feel sorry for whoever engage it. (you have been warned!)

una no try oooooooooooo,wat of me na,na so una take 4get me so tey una no fit mention ma name haba na.

Oh Jarus! 

You just cracked me up big time. . . Its too early here  for this kind of laff jare 

Ufeolorun:

alhj- harem = debating computer program/software and its job is just to illogically carry any marked thread to page 10 using arguments/points that would make you snack on your keyboard in anger  .



Admin still need to work on this version cos the bugs are apparent,how can you be Awori 6minutes ago and now you are Ijaw.the next day Igbo or when the bugs hit harder  ALh-harem 2.0 becomes Igbo,yoruba,ijaw,kanuri all at the same time.Will alwys feel sorry for whoever engage it. (you have been warned!)

lol.
Ahj Harem has no scruples nor principle.  He is a chameleon.

Thought I was the only one who noticed his constantly  changing ethnic affiliation and alliances.  I wont be surprised if he is a product of gang violation!
He is a lost soul who needs help!

Jarus,

You don kolo finish! I don laff die!

Ufeolorun:

alhj- harem = debating computer program/software and its job is just to illogically carry any marked thread to page 10 using arguments/points that would make you snack on your keyboard in anger  .



Admin still need to work on this version cos the bugs are apparent,how can you be Awori 6minutes ago and now you are Ijaw.the next day Igbo or when the bugs hit harder  ALh-harem 2.0 becomes Igbo,yoruba,ijaw,kanuri all at the same time.Will alwys feel sorry for whoever engage it. (you have been warned!)

When I read his post at work, my mood changes to the worst.
whether He's praising all ethnic groups or bashing the Igbo, I get angry and wanna do the highlighted.
I wish I could drag him out of the screen and give him a cup of indian tea.

sexkillz: discombobulated fellow
190: palace clown with discombobulated comments
tellwisdom: 190 protege

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Relax101:

When I read his post at work, my mood changes to the worst.
whether He's praising all ethnic groups or bashing the Igbo, I get angry and wanna do the highlighted.
I wish I could drag him out of the screen and give him a cup of indian tea.

LOL nwanne Henry, so u want kill me for screen, eh

I would write my adress for you so we can meet in Lagos, Are you up for it

don't think I am scared to meet any Nairaland

give me your email

Kpolli - a passerby

Etk bear= the professor in Maths
Henry101/relax101 = The alj haram hater,
Point B / Ezeuche = Igbo Bigot
Beaf = GEJ worker
Eko ile = Tinubu's worker
Macjieve= Just unintelligent
Onlytruth= Pure BIGOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nazi type
Jason123 = the nice cool guy
Chyz = the live and let live person, probably in his sporty car with 3 girls going for a party
Desola = the most intelliegent female poster/ yoruba tribalist
Namfav = cool fulani man
KoboJ= my amazon woman
Bliss4lfy = Igbo Bigot
Nayah = Just very unintellegent but has an impression that she is clever/intelligent but really she is dumb
Ileke idi = Iya ile
Ndu chuks = clever dude / Onlytruth brother

alj harem:

LOL nwanne Henry, so u want kill me for screen, eh

I would write my adress for you so we can meet in Lagos,  Are you up for it

don't think I am scared to meet any Nairaland

give me your email

WTF, who's your bro? No deny boko haram o.
U want my email? It's on my profile.
If I dont see any email from u. I go knw say u dey kolo wellu wellu.

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nairaland is abjectly turuning into a juvenile play ground, where old men come to unabashedly ask their fellow old fools the number of pubic hairs they've got on their waist, all in the name of assailing the ever progressing igbos.

kasiem:

nairaland is abjectly turuning into a juvenile play ground, where old men come to unabashedly ask their fellow old fools the number of pubic hairs they've got on their waist, all in the name of assailing the ever progressing igbos.

comot for road jor

is Nairaland meant to be taken serious before ? where you have ethnic bigots, you expect an intelligent adult that has families from all ethnic groups and well educated to take such a website serious.

You must be joking

some of us just come here to have a good laugh before we go to bed

Relax101:


You be heediioott.
How is Bliss4lfy an Igbo bigot and desola yoruba tribalist?
Eko ile is everything evil wrapped in one.
Ekt bear is no different from Ezeuche. The difference is one is Igbo and the other Yoruba.
Ndu chuks na serpent.
Onlytruth is anything Igbo.
Alh Harem, the confused bigot.
Namfav is just a jittery fulani man from Katsina thats so scared to stay with his people in the North. His family from the desert of Katsina loves Oil money.

LOL alj harem hater it is my OWN opinion

you have yours and I no complain na eh nwanne

This is so funny.

sexkills- Over intelligent but can be really stupid at times
arsenal boy- stupid black goat,really damn annoying
mrs chima- the total package
rokiatu/babe- cool chics
okija juju- clown(baba suwe-type clown)
ileke- mumu
alh harem- intelligent chameleon
jason123- really cool guy
point b/beaf- mofos

The list never finish.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

@harem,
pls, i'm not a cattle rearer nor a zoologist, so better go and meet our first lady if u are in need of grass cos i cant be of help.

MR.CORK, YANKEE BOY WITH NO VISA  

  eyes closed, feet up (carelessly) on the beachside table in my private carribean beach deep in the jungles of dominica republic, idling and daydreaming, yacht moored by the seaside,,,,

lo and behold, she appears in my view, setting my heart racing, feet akimbo, then hips-a-swaggering, gentle stepping, as if walking on eggshells-that-must-not-break oooo!!!   

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!  ina gbakam isi, nna meeeeeeen
 what a testament to African mythology and beauty  

i picture her (half) n@ked, with her sepe sepe[b] figure 8[/b], native ekiti beads, the only cover around those luscious, lovely and curvaceous hips
                                        
                                          mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mwwwaaaah!!!! me likes!!   

mai-suya, abeg bring me half kilo of choice bokoharam nama, with pepper n fresh onions!! kai, na suya i say make u bring, stop eyeing that dream babe, mtschew!!!!  



but, whose that gurrrrrl?  me wonder??


could it be Ileke-nyansh?? abi na roki-yr-2?? no, no, no, maybe its nanyash?? or na freebournvita  which wan nah?? oooooooo

hmmmm, tchai, mo ti confuse gaaaan ni ooo


or, could it be ms chichi?? SUDDENLY, i am jolted back to life!!!  
sweat dripping all over me, i ask - why, oh why did i jump off that live nollywood scene?
who fit teleport me go back to that dream abeg  

any ideas?

(for safety and security reasons, all names have been changed while investigation continues, please bear with us - NYPD)