a man left work on friday afteroon after payday to enjoy with his friends. He came back on sunday night and was confronted by an angry wife who raked for hours. Finally she stopped nagging and simply said to him."How would u like it if u didnt see me for 3 days?" To which he replied "That would be fine wit me"

Monday went by and he didnt see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye

;d ;d ;d ;d

Lol. She waz at home but had beaten d hell out of his eyeballs.

the woman should have bitten his hand and later squeeze all in juice in his balls

dat way he'll neva cnsciously or uncnsciously touch a lady's behind

Clemsykul! ur replies make me want to believe u are a teenager!

clem

dont try it wit ur guy

omena555:

Clemsykul! your replies make me want to believe u are a teenager!

hey omena am just 14teen

but i feel nairaland is the land i can migrate to and be as free as the birds

to express my thot, talk the way i like either sensibly or senselessly and get away wid it.

in this nairaland society ure entitled to your opinions, no barger or bagress will report to your boss or your man of God for speaking dirty.

at least evry human being once in a while want to talk dirty but the environment and society doesnt give room for that so why wont jump at the oppurtunity of sayn ur arse stinks, ure a f**ck*n idiot,
lawwdy, or fu**ck off? cos u know if i should say this in the outer world my boss will kick my ass straight to hell

so dear omena i beg your pardon, LET ME BE!

mind u this lecture is for u alone ; nd nayone who thinks me dirty!

whatever! 
Better dont overdo things to the point where u start actually practicing them.

@Clem
Wats a 14 year old doing in an office, or do u mean cafe.
4 a 14yr old . . . . I must confess u talk dirty nd dats da boom.(catch dem young)
DATS IF U're truly 14yrs old cuz, u 1s claimed to be a guy. L.O.L

@Clem
Wats a 14 year old doing in an office, or do u mean cafe.
4 a 14yr old . . . . I must confess u talk dirty nd dats da boom.(catch dem young)
DATS IF U're truly 14yrs old cuz, u 1s claimed to be a guy. L.O.L

that guy is in the cyber cafe and i bet he can pay your salary. Yahoo yahoo guy of course.

Clem is 14 going on 41

and you know that most guys are kids in adult's clothing (if he's a guy) and if not then she is just having a good time swearing and cursing since she's not free to do it anywhere els.

wow all this hull and cry just for clem

anyway i love it wen evry1 is confused abt my id

am not 41 i said 54

Oookay, i gedit now. U're 54 goin on 14?