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Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by Sijo01(f): 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
[b] 1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the nyt nd ask u"are u sleepin?" Ans :no,I'm pickin beans, 2. When its raining and som1 notices u goin out yet they ask; are u goin out in this rain?? Ans: no in the next one 3. You're makin out with a girl then u start pullin her pants den she asks; what are u tryin to do??Ans: i want to wash them 4 u 4 They see u comin out of the, bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath? Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl 5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor goin 2ur office,yet they ask; going up?? Ans: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me! 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 7. You're in the toilet nd u locked the door,som1 knocks on the door asking; is any1 there? Ans: No! na shit lock the door, mts cheew!! 8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees u and asks; what are you doin here? Ans: i'm here to pay my school fees!, Mumu 9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No! I'm practicing to die, [/b] |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by kellynoah: 3:33pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
am tired of reading dis old stuff, cant u see something new to copy and paste? ![]() |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by Sijo01(f): 3:45pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
go stop moving train. ![]() |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by Dyt(f): 3:49pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
^^ hehehehehehe |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by ObiomaA: 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
You're makin out with a girl then u start pullin her pants den she asks; what are u tryin to do??Ans: i want to wash them 4 u This was me and SIJO |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by Sijo01(f): 8:46pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
& i waz disappointed afta d show ![]() |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: by Sijo01(f): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Dyt: Hi! |
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