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My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 5:16pm On Feb 26
If you were told that I bought this Kpomo for 200 Naira, would you believe it?
I get this benefit everyday o.


My husband don't want us to return to his state because he is enjoying this woman's kpomo in Cross River State.



Today, my husband jokingly said, "Do you know why we didn't relocate after we had concluded that we will? I thought about the Kpomo, Bush Meat and Chicken πŸ˜„
Where Will you see 50 and 100 Naira tasty fried Chicken? If not in Cross River State"πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚
My Funny Husband πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Infact, my husband intended that his SMALL SISTER NAIJA (SSN) Project would Kick-Off the remote village of AGOI; However - he just told me that he decided to readjust the location of the SMALL SISTER NAIJA (SSN) REALITY TV SHOW to UGEP.... Just Because of Kpomo!

FACT 1: Talk About Kpomo; ALL MEN Like KPOMO..

Quick Question: "Does Your Husband or Suitor Love Kpomo ?"




Grab a drink, let me give you the full gistπŸ˜„

There's this kpomo Seller (woman) in my area, if you go to her house in the morning to get kpomo, she gives you pieces of kpomo as jara.
If you meet her in the market, she won't give you too much jara so other customers will not complain.
She leaves for the market as early as 7:00am.
So you have to be in her house before 7:00am if you value the extra kpomo pieces.
The good news is that she lives close to us.

Even as others are complaining of hard economy, some people are being cheerful.
Other kpomo sellers are selling their kpomo pieces to restaurant sellers, she gives hers for at zero cost.

Most times, she doesn't even have to go to the market because her kpomo gets finished at home.

Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by brain54(m): 5:27pm On Feb 26
Na wah o...

The way you dey emphasize the woman pomo and how men like pomo.

Me wey my mind Don corrupt since I small I think say Na another thing you dey mean sef.

Make una Sha take am easy with pomo!

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Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 5:31pm On Feb 26
brain54:
Na wah o...

The way you dey emphasize the woman pomo and how men like pomo.

Me wey my mind Don corrupt since I small I think say Na another thing you dey mean sef.

Make una Sha take am easy with pomo!

cheesy


Don't Overthink The "Kpomo" oooo
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by brain54(m): 5:36pm On Feb 26
RevenuesBoost:


cheesy


Don't Overthink The "Kpomo" oooo
Okay o...

I don hear you. I no blame you. Na me wey my mind Don spoil!
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 5:40pm On Feb 26
brain54:

Okay o...

I don hear you. I no blame you. Na me wey my mind Don spoil!



cheesy cheesy
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by perfectsusanoo(m): 5:46pm On Feb 26
Oga dat thing na ram or sheep skin be that not cow. Cow skin - put am 4 mouth, after 5 mins, ruminant animal mode activated. That aint no cow.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 5:49pm On Feb 26
perfectsusanoo:
Oga dat thing na ram or sheep skin be that not cow.
Cow skin - put am 4 mouth, after 5 mins, ruminant animal mode activated.
That aint no cow.



Oga na cow meat, na me chop am.

Thank you for stopping by.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by perfectsusanoo(m): 6:01pm On Feb 26
RevenuesBoost:



Oga na cow meat, na me chop am.
Thank you for stopping by.
A malnourished one then. Ok o your pocket.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 6:38pm On Feb 26
perfectsusanoo:

A malnourished one then.
Ok o your pocket.


Be there eating kpomo for nourishment

I'm eating it for taste

Wait o! Who told you roasted cow skin has nutrients?πŸ˜‚
Go study about it.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by perfectsusanoo(m): 6:56pm On Feb 26
[quote author=RevenuesBoost post=128660882]

Be there eating kpomo for nourishment
I'm eating it for taste
Wait o! Who told you roasted kpomo has nutrients?
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by Draslo(m): 7:10pm On Feb 26
F**k! My mind is dirty.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by eteebanky1: 8:46pm On Feb 26
Kpomo

Oh
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by CodeTemplar: 9:24pm On Feb 26
By the time we start importing.kponmo from all around the globe, forex market will shake small. No more shakara for Fulanis.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by meobizy(f): 7:12am On Feb 27
Na kpomo win am now. Buy 1,000 Naira meat, knack am with 800 Naira kpomo. Better soup or stew don set.
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 9:29pm On Feb 27
CodeTemplar:
By the time we start importing.kponmo from all around the globe, forex market will shake small. No more shakara for Fulanis.



πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: My 200 Naira Kpomo (cow Skin) by RevenuesBoost(f): 9:30pm On Feb 27
meobizy:
Na kpomo win am now. Buy 1,000 Naira meat, knack am with 800 Naira kpomo. Better soup or stew don set.


You Sabi am already

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