Katakata10:
Hmmm

ïgbos won’t like this

F*ol ,he met it at 800, Buhari met it at 250...
All supported by you da*ft

Richtaiwo:
The Obis praying for the fx to be 2000/$ because gringory lost election will be very sad with this news. They will soon start crying everywhere.

See who dey cry dey accuse others of crying,how much is garri in your area,una dey always yarn rubbish,continue attacking Igbos while hardship is biting hard on you.

Haha naija for you.
Aboki still stands at N1,600 at the moment.

bikerboy1:
Where can one buy it at N1,450?

Banks claim they don't have

Richtaiwo:
The Obis praying for the fx to be 2000/$ because gringory lost election will be very sad with this news. They will soon start crying everywhere.

gullible fellows, the first kidnap your papa then your mama and then your siters, then the decide to kill your papa and your release your mama and sister then you become happy and started chanting their praises for killing your father and releasing your mother and sister. una dull nor be small. How much did your Tinubu meet the dollar to naira exchange rate. If you ignorant lots know how the forex market moves you will all know that this is nothing but a retracement / corrective move, if the root cause of the problem is not addressed the dollar will move up massive and create BOS ( Break of structure.) Olodo keep rejoicing.

ThatCEO:
You cannot use the barrel of a gun to bring down dollars

I was going to the BDC in zone 4 Abuja yesterday, some EFCC/DSS goons blocked the road to zone 4 and asked me to make a U-turn

Anybody who has studied FX candlesticks for a minute will see that prices goes down for a while before continuing its upward journey.

Sanusi said d reason he was sacked was because he demanded that NNPC remit their dollars. You people's only source of FX is oil, yet NNPC go release one dollar

Now you have borrowed billions of dollars from ADB against future oil production

Binance r filing smart. If they wait for CBN to ban them, it means they now have to wait and lobby for CBN to unban them. But if they ban themselves, they wait a few weeks, naira crashes further n they simply unban themselves n continue trading That way, no illiterate can blame them.

All the BDCs r given $62M per month, is it for beans n dodo?
My aunt who has a drugs production company, by now, I know only her needs at least $1M monthly to buy raw materials

Boys have simply ported to other exchanges, d old men don't know how easy it is to move funds across crypto exchanges n continue life as if nothing ever happened. You only need just one working exchange, and I know at least one exchange that Nigeria can't mess with Una wan die...I won't mention Names.

Make una enjoy Jare, see you at ₦3000 naira to dollar

Them go later ban the crypto at the end since Una no wan hear word .. anyone trading crypto will soon become a threat to the state... Una eyes go clear

The fact that we are celebrating a hike in interest rate is soo weird!

Tempulated:


Yes a bag of rice will be sold for N5000 by tomorrow morning.

E Lo Fi Okan Bale

Oga I'm not in for such ur ethnic jokes. We are talking of a very serious matter that concerns the lives of millions of Nigerians and u are here introducing some silly jokes.

Halo22:
Oga I'm not in for such ur ethnic jokes. We are talking of a very serious matter that concerns the lives of millions of Nigerians and u are here introducing some silly jokes.

I can see you are an hungry being and definitely you will be angry

Tempulated:


I can see you are an hungry being and definitely you will be angry

I can't be hungry, just ask very well, the Igbos are not and can never complain because we are highly favored. Just that I show sympathy to people who are victims of the hard situation the country found itself including urself.

This caption/title sef. Op so it's because of increase in interest rate that made naira appreciate against the dollar?
Well I will count it as one of the funny things I have read this year