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Great Innovation by honeric01(m): 7:47pm On Nov 12, 2011
M.T.N nd ETISALAT introduce an innovative
way of checkin weight tru phone
for free,


To use dis,simply dial
*100*9*55#, and stand on ur
phone, Your weight in kg will be
displayed on ur phone screen, cool
Re: Great Innovation by ARareGem(f): 8:06pm On Nov 12, 2011
Wow.
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2011
honeric01:

M.T.N nd ETISALAT introduce an innovative
way of checkin weight tru phone
for free,


To use dis,simply dial
*100*9*55#, and stand on your
phone, Your weight in kg will be
displayed on your phone screen, cool
I swear i'll never forgive you for this, u just made me destroy my phone. . . .
Re: Great Innovation by Dgunnerz(m): 10:00pm On Nov 12, 2011
booqee:

I swear i'll never forgive you for this, u just made me destroy my phone. . . .

What kind of phone?
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 10:18pm On Nov 12, 2011
Dgunnerz:

What kind of phone?
why is it important? Dyu wanna get me a replacement huh??
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 10:21pm On Nov 12, 2011
@dgunnerz. Ok. Its bb. So what u gon do about d replacement? And u too honeric. . .
Re: Great Innovation by Dgunnerz(m): 10:24pm On Nov 12, 2011
if i replace it with Iphone 5 (customised to ur name),what will be in place for me?
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 12:41am On Nov 13, 2011
A 'thank you'. Abi nah?
Re: Great Innovation by Ajibel(m): 12:56am On Nov 13, 2011
Crazey!
Re: Great Innovation by Judek2(m): 1:03am On Nov 13, 2011
Wow grin
its working,

The tin be say the fone must spoil after checking.

Thank u @OP for that piece of shiТ.
Re: Great Innovation by Dgunnerz(m): 7:11am On Nov 13, 2011
booqee:

A 'thank you'. Abi nah?

Alright!
Ajibel will deliver it to you via USPS on monday evening!
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 8:54am On Nov 13, 2011
Oh shitz! Don't u know Ajibel is a renowned thief. He'll never deliver it to me :-e . Send another of ur servant aside ajibel, i swear i'll not only say thank you, i'll give u a kiss;-)
Re: Great Innovation by Funkymallam(m): 9:48am On Nov 13, 2011
Great innovation, my son just tried it wit his nokia 3310 and d fon still dey kampee. cheesy
@booqee, give who a kiss? Come take ur own nokia3310. grin grin
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2011
Funkymallam, a whole me 3310. Why u dey downgrade me huh? , u sef know say i be bb babe. Mtcheww!
Re: Great Innovation by honeric01(m): 2:29pm On Nov 13, 2011
booqee:

I swear i'll never forgive you for this, u just made me destroy my phone. . . .

You mean it? grin
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 2:35pm On Nov 13, 2011
honeric01:

You mean it? grin
Yeah! Like hell!! Mtcheww
Re: Great Innovation by honeric01(m): 2:38pm On Nov 13, 2011
booqee:

Yeah! Like hell!! Mtcheww

what do u want me to do? sad
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 2:47pm On Nov 13, 2011
Buy a new one for me, or kiss my arss. . .
Re: Great Innovation by honeric01(m): 2:48pm On Nov 13, 2011
you dont know what you want, which do you want?
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 4:28pm On Nov 13, 2011
No, pick one.
Re: Great Innovation by Funkymallam(m): 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2011
Dis booqee girl, utoo lyk kiss kiss tin. Come take ur 3310 jwor abi make i am nokia torch? grin
Re: Great Innovation by StudioCFR(m): 5:35pm On Nov 13, 2011
some people don dey take advantage of Nairaland to beg for phone

reminds me of the pop corn girl at the cinema sad
Re: Great Innovation by Dgunnerz(m): 5:42pm On Nov 13, 2011
Studio CFR:

some people don dey take advantage of Nairaland to beg for phone

reminds me of the pop corn girl at the cinema sad

and Access Bank girl.

booqee:

Oh shitz! Don't u know Ajibel is a renowned thief. He'll never deliver it to me :-e . Send another of your servant aside ajibel, i swear i'll not only say thank you, i'll give u a kiss;-)

A kiss for Iphone 5(customised for that matter)?

Be expecting on Xmas day(you know who will deliver it nah,abi?)
Re: Great Innovation by StudioCFR(m): 5:50pm On Nov 13, 2011
@ access bank girl
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 13, 2011
*cocks d gun, pulls d trigger, shoots d i.diott above me*

wat concern u ere now?
Wetin be your biznes for adult talk?
Didn't u also use nairaland to dey beg me for ticket and popcorn money for homar's cinema *hiss*
Re: Great Innovation by Nobody: 7:48pm On Nov 13, 2011
@dgunnerz. Xmas day lohun lohun?! I for don buy 4 new iphones by then. Just keep ur palasa to urself.
And who's dat person u were plannin on sending, cos i don't know.

@funkymallam. No be u teach me kisskiss tin ni??
Re: Great Innovation by StudioCFR(m): 8:52pm On Nov 13, 2011
booqee:

*cocks d gun, pulls d trigger, shoots d i.diott above me*

wat concern u ere now?
Wetin be your biznes for adult talk?
Didn't u also use nairaland to dey beg me for ticket and popcorn money for homar's cinema *hiss*

u dis molarati grin who u wan shoot?
Why do like insulting people Are u madd?

The quality of yo response shows the kind of person u are and i shall refrain from joining issues with u or dignifying u with a reply


Bye!
Re: Great Innovation by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 8:59pm On Nov 13, 2011
Studio CFR:

u dis molarati grin who u wan shoot?
Why do like insulting people Are u madd?

The quality of yo response shows the kind of person u are and i shall refrain from joining issues with u or dignifying u with a reply


Bye!

Professor
Re: Great Innovation by olawalebabs(m): 9:06pm On Nov 13, 2011
Waoh, bin gbagbo just check his own. Re-coupling his phone now to check the result
Re: Great Innovation by Funkymallam(m): 9:13pm On Nov 13, 2011
[quote author=booqee link=topic=802091.msg9548414#

@funkymallam. No be u teach me kisskiss tin ni??
[quote][/quote]

no b dat type i teach u na. Dia s mouth virus o, no collect am come house o
Re: Great Innovation by Dgunnerz(m): 10:08pm On Nov 13, 2011
ok booqee.
anything you say.
You should know that my messenger will be the man in red and white.

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