HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where have i been since?
You mean I was elsewhere getting bored stiff while there was fun 2 b had here?

@ Grafikdon, aka akpuruka!
I dey ya side abeg, even though I've lost count of the number of ID's i have on this forum.
its your pal. . .u know who

Leave all those spineless kparaga shaking nincompoops to be running their Diarrhoetic mouths!

pterygott:

HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where have i been since?
You mean I was elsewhere getting bored stiff while there was fun 2 b had here?

@ Grafikdon,
I dey ya side abeg, even though I've lost count of the number of ID's i have on this forum.
its your pal. . .u know who

Leave all those spineless kparaga shaking nincompoops to be running their Diarrhoetic mouths!

Yes!  Add pepper!  Add salt!!!!

Make you no go put on weight---look like darfur refugee!!!! Keep flying around Nairaland like a Jezebelic Termite!

grafikdon:

The confusion continues. . . This has got to be the most hilarious post ever. I have shouted time without number that people should desist from degrading any ethnic group from Nigeria and have often taken on some of those that I find threading this path. . . that has been my major 'beef', but you want to see only what YOU want to see, and jump to imaginary and fabricated conclusions. . . I am hoping you can show me in black and white just one instance where I degraded ANY ethnic group or even hinted anything that suggests a 'superior' ethnic group. . . knowing you CANNOT possibly show me that, because it doesn't exist. . . keep on rocking, I say.

Which fabricated conclusions?   You mean your trademark?  Read your posts carefully and see where your busy bodyism has landed you!  You do not need to post anything to be tribalist.  The fact that you show up there speaks for it's self.  Trying to play some "wayo" devil's advocate.  Remember that Bill Clinton "smoked" but never inhaled!!!!  You are a smoking tribalist that never inhales!!! The most dangerous type!  Snake!!!!!

mellow:

The worst is yet to come[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Hello Mello!!!!!---Why be a prophet of doom?

willywilly:

ISLAM is a SUICIDE BOMBER RELIGION

Well, just an observation oh!---I know from past encounters on this forum--you are a born "freedom fighter"----------This topic entered the religious "sharia in Igboland" realm as a result of your clever imput.  Carry on oh! Knock yourself out!

This topic was about some_{---do not know what term to use now, for fear of offending one group or another}----------chasing women in trousers.


_{Observing I say---Observing oh!-----Just take my contributions as "flashing" according to Nigerian GSM lingo---I just dey flash una oh!}

People must always find something to talk about.Tribe,religion ,trivial issues like women wearing trousers ,tara- tara -tara-tara.On the contrary, if people don't diss each other like this,nairaland won't be fun.Each thread is a means to spit fire,feel the fire,make friends and make foes.So, go on ya'll ,diss each other while people like me sit back and cool off reading your "stinkers!" while on or after a hard day's job.Uhmn,i'm thinking,maybe we should start giving out accolades to the highest Disser.Some people can't do a day without it, u know.Let me know what u think, the press will like to know too cos if they compile all your disses,it will make a good Jest Column in a Periodical.Shalom!

The Issues here is not about Islam or
Sharia reader the problem here is that
Abia State ve been know for a long Time,
for all this kind of Ciss.
eg Aba women Riot, Bakasi.

Lilian, girl u look sweet in that u pic.

lilian777:

People must always find something to talk about.Tribe,religion ,trivial issues like women wearing trousers ,tara- tara -tara-tara.

On the contrary, if people don't diss each other like this,nairaland won't be fun.Each thread is a means to spit fire,feel the fire,make friends and make foes.So, go on ya'll ,diss each other while people like me sit back and cool off reading your "stinkers!" while on or after a hard day's job.

Uhmn,i'm thinking,maybe we should start giving out accolades to the highest Disser.Some people can't do a day without it, u know.Let me know what u think, the press will like to know too because if they compile all your disses,it will make a good Jest Column in a Periodical.Shalom!

Wonderful!  Abeg spit your own fire---so Seun go ban you with im accolade--with flashing red dots!!!!

ozigbo:

The Issues here is not about Islam or
Sharia reader

the problem here is that
Abia State ve been know for a long Time,
for all this kind of Ciss.
eg Aba women Riot, Bakasi.

Thank you for bringing us to the matters arising---how religion entered the matter is another puzzle I am still trying to solve!  I think it is the fact that Pilas started the thread---so people use "Dimka or Pilas" thread to vent out religious, tribal and sectarian bitch-meats!

afrodixie:

Yes! Add pepper! Add salt!!!!

Make you no go put on weight---look like darfur refugee!!!! Keep flying around Nairaland like a Jezebelic Termite!

chai!!! I can't take this. . .Look at this one that can't even get over her ex, even though the guy has booted her twenty years ago , coming here to make wise cracks about my physique. If u're not as bloated up as a toad, let's see ur own pic

why? you guys are beginning to deviate
lets's talk more about this crazy youths from Abia or elsewhere.

Perhaps, we can proffer a solution to their insanity.

afrodixie:


Which fabricated conclusions? You mean your trademark? Read your posts carefully and see where your busy bodyism has landed you! You do not need to post anything to be tribalist. The fact that you show up there speaks for it's self. Trying to play some "wayo" devil's advocate. Remember that Bill Clinton "smoked" but never inhaled!!!! You are a smoking tribalist that never inhales!!! The most dangerous type! Snake!!!!!

You are so confused it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

Blow:

why? you guys are beginning to deviate
lets's talk more about this crazy youths from Abia or elsewhere.

Perhaps, we can proffer a solution to their insanity.

Thank you jare!  Well considering that Nigeria is a sunken ship without any hope of an "operation" rescue programme--the "subjects" of discussion are idle and have no matters to attend to and so have decided to harrass innocent citizens--the order of the day in Nigeria.  So we are not discussing anything new here.  Nothing to do with religion---just the state of a country--like a dead fish gone "belly-up"!!!!No law, no order!!! More to come I say---famous words---E GO REACH EFRY BODY TURN!!!!


As for you the Nairaland Termite, that is one of my brothers if I may enlighten you!  See how fresh Lillian is---------fine girl----You see her normal chest--purely of an unadulterated qualityl!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! Even me want the babe too!!!--------You come carry ya Bulimic bony behind dey waka for here.  

Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrout of hia!!!  Nonsense!!!  My friend--cover those bones quickly!!!!  We no wan seeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!!!  Come put feathers on top--witch!!!!! Don't you know you are on an "African Website"---dudes here do not deal with bony prominences, without the slightest propensity of adipose tissue!   A say make you ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!! Back to your village till you cure what ever ails you! Ah-Ah!!!

_{Everybody wan post picture--including those when no qualify!}

pterygott:

HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where have i been since?
You mean I was elsewhere getting bored stiff while there was fun 2 b had here?

@ Grafikdon, aka akpuruka!
I dey ya side abeg, even though I've lost count of the number of ID's i have on this forum.
its your pal. . .u know who

Leave all those spineless kparaga shaking nincompoops to be running their Diarrhoetic mouths!

Na so I see am o. . . you CAN NEVER WIN. If you do gra gra, they call you gansta, if you stay away from gra gra, they call you spineless. . . if you run after everything in skirt, they call you woman wrapper, if you put your kini in a bottle and mind your own business. . . they call you gay. . . you simply can't win. . .

grafikdon:

You are so confused it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

leave am na the result of heartbreak dey worry am so.

afrodixie:

As for you the Nairaland Termite, that is one of my brothers if I may enlighten you!  See how fresh Lillian is---------fine gir----You see her normal chest--purely of an unadulterated qualityl!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! Even me want the babe too!!!--------You come carry ya Bulimic bony behind dey waka for here.  Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrout of hia!!!  Nonsense!!!  My friend--cover those bones quickly!!!!  We no wan seeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!!! Come put feathers on top--witch!!!!! Don't you know you are on an "African Website"---dudes here do not deal with bony prominences, without the slightest propensity of adipose tissue!   A say make you ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!! Back t o your village till you cure what ever ails you! Ah-Ah!!!

_{Everybody wan post picture--including those when no qualify!}

eeyah! dis thing dey worry u well well o sotay u no come fit differentiate between bullimic and anorexic. e pele o!
and pls do us all a favour and post ur fat ass self 4 us 2 c and laff our butts off

grafikdon:

Na so I see am o. . . you CAN NEVER WIN. If you do gra gra, they call you[b] gansta[/b], if you stay away from gra gra, they call you spineless. . . if you run after everything in skirt, they call you woman wrapper, if you put your kini in a bottle and mind your own business. . . they call you gay. . . you simply can't win. . .

grafikdon:

You are so confused it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

I am confused! ---We shall see who is confused!  Yesssssssss! you are all of the above!  For not being a real man or boy kpa kpa, and sitting on the fence on most topics---inhaling but not smoking or smoking without inhaling!!!! Mr. wishy-washy!  Na your type those Ghananians house wives dey beat hang outside to dry!

afrodixie:

I am confused! ---We shall see who is confused! Yesssssssss! you are all of the above! For not being a real man or boy kpa kpa, and sitting on the fence on most topics---inhaling but not smoking or smoking without inhaling!!!! Mr. wishy-washy! Na your type those Ghananians house wives dey beat hang outside to dry!

Real men don't come to Nairaland and run wild, calling names to every finger that types. . . that one na trade mark of market women. Now. . . and finally, you can continue rocking.

grafikdon:

Real men don't come to Nairaland and run wild, calling names to every finger that types. . . that one na trade mark of market women. Now. . . and finally, you can continue rocking.

word!

pterygott:

leave am na the result of heartbreak dey worry am so.

eeyah! this thing dey worry u well well o sotay u no come fit differentiate between bullimic and anorexic. e pele o!
and please do us all a favour and[b] post your fat ass self 4 us 2 c and laff our butts off [/b]

Okay!  I love ma fat arse so no need for pix!!!!  Just chop small food please and stop sticking your hand in the back of your termite throat and "upchucking"!!! Freshen up!

Go and read that wet P****Y thread somewhere here on Nairaland---Don't dry out oh!  These dudes here do not play with that!

grafikdon:

Real men don't come to Nairaland and run wild, calling names to every finger that types. . . that one na trade mark of market women. Now. . . and finally, you can continue rocking.

Gooooooooooood!  That is what real women do!  Market women rock if you do not know!  Market women like me will keep you out of your houses on Fridays and Saturday nights while you take your wasted arse to worship with your "Sunday school teaching" wives on Sundays!  Only to keep coming back for more---Do you need a copy of ma resume?  Need an appointment? You will have to wait in line for that "agoyin" flavored rocking!  See Madam Etteh?  A market woman speaker of  your lower house.  I am aiming for the upper house!  Vote for me please!  I am counting on you especially!


_{Here you are rocking with a "market woman" to prove it----I am loving it!}

A real woman knows how to handle her shit!  As you can see, I have a good command of the "English" language like unlike most here!  Every coin has 3 sides---the head the tail and the rim!  I can dine with world leaders and I can swim in the shallowest of gutters!  It is called versatility---the success to any marriage---remember that if you ever smell an altar of any kind!  No one ever messes with you or your family---thinking you are a "ladY"---show them real agbero first class!!!

You think a man or woman can mess with ma family----he he he he he he he!   Then I will show you that the "havard" scholar is not a "lady"!!! That is the way you survive in this world------Lady ma foot! When your house is burning?   Now you know--if a rabbid dog bites me--- I will bite that dog back!---Let us both catch the rabbies!---If you gunner play sophisticated--- I can do that too---just chose which---I will be happy to oblige you!

afrodixie:

Okay! I love ma fat arse so no need for pix!!!! Just chop small food please and stop sticking your hand in the back of your termite throat and "upchucking"!!! Freshen up!

Go and read that wet P****Y thread somewhere here on Nairaland---Don't dry out oh! These dudes here do not play with that!

now I can see that u've run out of what to say. u'll only hear from me again when u begin to make some sense

Afrodixie, you remind me so much of Militia a.k.a Babeelove. Are you sure you guys are not related? Na di same fire-for-fire style all of una get!!

Na wetin grafikdon take do you, sef? The guy dey waka 'jejely' go im own way. . . . before you come throw scud missile in his direction. Na wa o!

Babyosisi,

Chukwu biko!! Na you dey cause this kata-kata for here?? Hmnnn. . . . .now why am I not suprised? Now tell me, what happened this time, so that I can launch an appeal fund for your legal defense team?

laudate:

Babyosisi,

Chukwu biko!! Na you dey cause this kata-kata for here?? Hmnnn. . . . .now why am I not suprised? Now tell me, what happened this time, so that I can launch an appeal fund for your legal defense team?

me?
please o
I did nothing this time.
I haven't even said much at all.
did you read the thread?

+osisi:


me?
please o
I did nothing this time.
I haven't even said much at all.
did you read the thread?

You do not need to say much! They have been waiting for you!

laudate:

Afrodixie, you remind me so much of Militia a.k.a Babeelove. Are you sure you guys are not related? Na di same fire-for-fire style all of una get!!

Na wetin grafikdon take do you, sef? The guy dey waka 'jejely' go im own way. . . . before you come throw scud missile in his direction. Na wa o!

I dey fight one man called Agbo2 for one thread like that---this grafikdon just appear from nowhere begin do im gang tin! What a buttinsky! Then you do not know the story! I do not know why you guys will just jump into something you know nothing about. You see fight happening, instead to waka pass you jump inside! In this case--I was only stopping by to ask +osisi some questions before grafikdon come with his wahala oh! See the other one too "prettygoat"

Yes I am not hiding it! Militia+BABEELOVE+FREAKAZOID=afrodixie!!!!! You need more revelations? I gat like 20 names here for plain old good loving fun! Find out the other names! Una go ban tire oh!

Is like before you enter Nairaland – you must sabi karat? Wetin me dey read for few days wey I join – na people wey sabi kara pass Buzylyn, blow pass Tyson and strong pass Undertaker. If you no fit learn karat, better hold your mouth, fold hands dey watch - before dem go karat you down

zigam:

Is like before you enter Nairaland – you must sabi karat? Wetin me dey read for few days wey I join – na people wey sabi kara pass Buzylyn, blow pass Tyson and strong pass Undertaker. If you no fit learn karat, better hold your mouth, fold hands dey watch - before them go karat you down

Na you talk am! Nigeria na for efry body! ---Survival of the fittest!!!! Next!!!

afrodixie:

You do not need to say much! They have been waiting for you!

I dey fight one man called Agbo2 for one thread like that---this grafikdon just appear from nowhere begin do im gang tin! What a buttinsky! Then you do not know the story! I do not know why you guys will just jump into something you know nothing about. You see fight happening, instead to waka pass you jump inside! In this case--I was only stopping by to ask +osisi some questions before grafikdon come with his wahala oh! See the other one too "prettygoat"

Yes I am not hiding it! Militia+BABEELOVE+FREAKAZOID=afrodixie!!!!! You need more revelations? I gat like 20 names here for plain old good loving fun! Find out the other names! Una go ban tire oh!

Igbos call it anwu anwu.
The one wey no gree die.
Just when they think they've finished you.you jump on your two feet and shake off the dust.

Are you ladies fighting? If so, who and who are involved in the fight?

why ladies?
can't you see it's the men that are fighting.
ladies don't fight.
we have just been minding our little businesses,baking cookies and making the beds like good ladies do
but would they let us rest?
No

I turn here,osisi
turn there osisi
osisi osisi everywhere.

these people won't let me be.
I even shortened my name from babyosisi to osisi
who sai?

please tell them o.
let them leave me alone
I'm more worried about the bakassi boys about to tear off my trousers from my waist
exposing me and mine to the harsh elements
than anything else.

+osisi

God forbid anyone tear off your trousers ^{what a sight to behold. repent you sinner!}

but i hope you've learned your 'Karat' like 'Buzylyn' oh before the blow begin comot

Those jobless youth who wanted to titillate themselves by viewing women's undies have finally gotten their way.

Any serious man with work to do will not be chasing ladies up and down the street telling them what to wear. abi dem don become Hisbah (social/religious) Police? Yeye people. too much aggro dey worry them, and since NEPA/PHCN no dey regular, no chance to view porn online, so they tried to make it for themselves

Nna, weterem razor. I am from Isi-Allah-Ngwa, we will not let this women commit haram in our land. Not in this holy month of Ramadan.

Bia, Lynus, drag that gyal hia, naked her. Infidel.

La illah ha illal la
Abia wallahi lala.

denex:

Nna, weterem razor. I am from Isi-Allah-Ngwa, we will not let this women commit haram in our land. Not in this holy month of Ramadan.

Bia, Lynus, drag that gyal hia, naked her. Infidel.

La illah ha illal la
Abia wallahi lala.

Tufiakwa.
not in Igboland.
nobody is nakeding anybody.
God won't allow it

debosky:

+osisi

God forbid anyone tear off your trousers ^{what a sight to behold. repent you sinner!}

but i hope you've learned your 'Karat' like 'Buzylyn' oh before the blow begin comot

Those jobless youth who wanted to titillate themselves by viewing women's undies have finally gotten their way.

Any serious man with work to do will not be chasing ladies up and down the street telling them what to wear. abi them don become Hisbah (social/religious) Police? Yeye people. too much aggro dey worry them, and since NEPA/PHCN no dey regular, no chance to view online, so they tried to make it for themselves

Reminds me of a man in a crowded market place who had his hand cupped and touching women and young girls in their private area as they walked by.
And all you heard where girls screaming and holding their blank as they walked by him.
Some men are so perverted.

I wonder oh!----------why is it only ladies that are addressed as the "fighters" here when people like "grafikdon" the high priest of all tribalists are here!

Yes! The jobless[b] youths [/b] need to be dealt with ASAP!!!!But when the government is jobless---how can the youths be dealt with?