A middle-aged couple, with two
beautiful daughters, An autopsy
professor was giving an
introductory lecture to a class of
students. Standing over a corpse,
he addressed the class: "There
are two things you need to
succeed in medical forensics.
First, you must have no fear."
Having said that, he shoved his
finger up the corpse’s anus and
licked it. "Now you must do the
same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of
uneasy silence, the class did as
instructed.
"Second," the professor
continued, "You must hav.e an
acute sense of observation. For
instance, how many of you
noticed that I put my middle
finger up this corpse’s anus, but
licked my index finger?"

Why would you post this lousy stuff twice?!

where is the damn joke for goodness sake