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Bobby Want's A Bike by Nobody: 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2011
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear god,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear god,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3

Dear god,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

god,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

god,
I've kidnapped your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike!!
  grin grin

N/B : This Joke Aint Blasphemy Intended Pls  wink wink wink
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by ARareGem(f): 8:11pm On Nov 16, 2011
Blasphemy, I say.
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by oderemo(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2011
Boredom made me read thru to the end.
Was funny tho, cant complain.
@ op ,were u tot how to summarise in skul'?


bet not.


thats wat i tot myself.
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by Ajibel(m): 8:32pm On Nov 16, 2011
What a funny piece of dry joke


joke rating 4.9%

keep it up grin grin grin
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 16, 2011
Thanks Moderators grin grin grin
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by Nobody: 5:20am On Nov 17, 2011
u tried a lil bit. Its stil ok anyway
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by Nobody: 2:53pm On Nov 17, 2011
wink wink wink
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by SIlknSteel(f): 3:39pm On Nov 17, 2011
Nice one El
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by kellynoah: 3:49pm On Nov 17, 2011
seen dis many times.
Re: Bobby Want's A Bike by Nobody: 1:39pm On Nov 18, 2011
SIlknSteel:

Nice one El

Thank You wink wink

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