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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by DonroxyII: 12:50am On Apr 08
Divoc19:
Bed. We order food or learn on YouTube. Teaching a matured woman how to be good in bed is almost impossible in this part of the world especially when she is too religious.
Never say Never .... Every Human has this Animalistic Instincts in Us Sanity keeps us from Unveiling But Once You see Someone That Can Spark Some Madness In You Even Mummy G.O would Go Gaga on The Bed ...

Women are The Most Indecent Gender They Just Need Someone to Help them Connect the Sparkling Plugs 🔌 Both Mental(Psychological). & Physical Na you go Run When The Fire Pops!

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by duduade: 12:54am On Apr 08
Sniper101:

Huncle, if na exam be this now, shebi you know say you dun get zero over hundred like this, abi

Dem say pick one out of the above, you rush go bring another option wey teacher no mention give you grin

Yes I know say na zero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by 1Sharon(f): 1:43am On Apr 08
iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay (like my Asian ex) that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed. I taught her the rest.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay. He'll teach her sex at home. Instead of being good in bed, but can't cook and you spend money sending her to a catering school where she'll still end up sleeping with ALL the male caterers and her boss.

Oh, for women, they'll prefer the opposite of what I wrote. A man who's great in bed, but average in kitchen. If he's good at both, fine, but the bedroom game is more important to her.

A hungry man is a malnourished angry lion.

Case closed.


Waffle.

So why is she your ex if that's a priority for you.
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by tonymyke4life(m): 4:16am On Apr 08
iLegendd:
If you know me in real life, you MUST love me. I encapsulate focus, purpose, moral virtue and honesty. I'm only a demon when it's time for sex. Women are addicted to this personality which I have naturally.

To women, I prefer friends with benefit—not relationship. I'm the one who never gets into relationships cuz I love being alone.

The few I entered, na the women force me. Na them dey even shower me with gifts. From iPhone to Rolex, necklace, boxers, shoes, etc. I'm not even that good-looking or rich. I'm just too good at lots of things.

Also, two were beauty queens (one Asian, one Nigerian), and the others were stunning too, but not into pageantry.

They have everything a man needs: ass, brain, breast, beauty, glowing real skin, (I hate bleachers) etc. but I'm the problem — I'm used to being alone and it's where I find peace and progress.

What hurts these women is, with all their beauties and kindness, (them fine pass me and dem no dey bill me) na only friendship and sex I want. That is the only thing they can offer me. Even the gifts they give me, I can afford them myself in folds even though I'm not that rich—just great at managing what I have.

Also, I don't even give them money except TP, yet they love me and beg for relationship. That's the power you have as a guy when you have the best dxck game and zero emotional attachment to things in skirt. I'm not referring to size, but knowing how to use it.

The less a man cares, the faster he gets beautiful women and the less he spends. #Fact. Smart women know a man that will be great even if he doesn't have yet.

You people expect us to keep SIMPing and worshiping you because you are beautiful? 😂 A woman has NEVER and will NEVER friendzone me.

I even wrote a book on how to get any woman and never be friendzoned. See the book below.

That book is making sales globally and people from different countries send me messages telling me how it changed their dating games.

Some of us just care about org *sm, money, and peace of mind, not companionship from a woman. We are not gay and never will be — we are just smarter and we never fill lonely even when we're alone. Too many things to do.

Our male friends are the best companions because we discuss growth and progress without drama.

But when a woman is with me, I treat her well, massage, outing, caring, pampering, kissing her forehead, wrapping her in my arms, memorable love-making, bad boy rough knacking, and I even cook at times for them, etc.

With all these romantic gestures, you expect her to leave? Nah! They keep coming back because they've never seen a man who has what they want, he's caring, he's romantic, he's focused, calm, yet still a bad boy and has refused to fall in love even though he ticks all the boxes she craves.

You people think it's only women that are hard time get? My case is different. You can never get me, you can only enjoy me until I close the door.

These women give me access to their phones because they want to build trust, but me, trust a woman? Lol. Even if a woman is honest, still have zero trust on that gender because she's an emotional being and can switch when you least expect it.

Oh, don't mind me with my long epistle. I'm an author and I type fast and before I realize it, it's already long for some lazy people, but short for me. cheesy


Lol. If there's one thing I know in this life is that books don't help relationships. One man's food is another's poison. It has no manual.
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by pansophist(m): 5:36am On Apr 08
The only time a man will care if a woman is good in bed is if he sees her as temporary, maybe a prostitute or a forkmate.

But for the ones men will marry, good in bed has never and will never be a criteria for that. It's like choosing a prostitute over a virgin.

So good cook, character will always come first. She can always be good in bed later, with the man as the main character.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by EreluRoz: 7:36am On Apr 08
iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay (like my Asian ex) that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed. I taught her the rest.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay. He'll teach her sex at home. Instead of being good in bed, but can't cook and you spend money sending her to a catering school where she'll still end up sleeping with ALL the male caterers and her boss.

Oh, for women, they'll prefer the opposite of what I wrote. A man who's great in bed, but average in kitchen. If he's good at both, fine, but the bedroom game is more important to her.

A hungry man is a malnourished angry lion.

Case closed.

Is only a mumu lady that'll show a man she's good in bed. Do we need to tell women that men sleeps with baddies and marry a novice
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by iLegendd(m): 11:00am On Apr 08
tonymyke4life:


Lol. If there's one thing I know in this life is that books don't help relationships. One man's food is another's poison. It has no manual.

Books help because people who wrote them have experienced them and also gathered info from decades of other great people's experiences.

The only thing is, you'll have to modify it to suit you.

It's better to be aware of things ahead of time through books or videos than to go into it blindly and expect to figure things out all alone. You achieve your aim faster with a guide or a mentor.

I put it to you that you'll never enter a plane the pilot is blindly figuring out what to press to make it fly. Even in aviation school, there are books they read before the try practical.

Doctors, there are books they read.

Pastors, there are books they read.

All of a sudden, these same men that read the Bible, Quran, and text books to pass exams and be enlightened about their religion have suddenly seen being enlightened about relationships from book as a no-no. grin

You get my point? I urge every man to read The 5 Love Languages.

People begged me to read it, but I refused because I have already written lots of relationship books at the time and I felt it's nothing. I finally listened to the audio some years ago and I was glad I did. It will help both men and women in making their marriage and relationship last.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 5:54pm On Apr 08
Really?
DonroxyII:
Never say Never .... Every Human has this Animalistic Instincts in Us Sanity keeps us from Unveiling But Once You see Someone That Can Spark Some Madness In You Even Mummy G.O would Go Gaga on The Bed ...

Women are The Most Indecent Gender They Just Need Someone to Help them Connect the Sparkling Plugs 🔌 Both Mental(Psychological). & Physical Na you go Run When The Fire Pops!

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Verbtips(m): 6:36pm On Apr 08
duduade:
As a man I will go for good in character, bad in kitchen and bad in bed... The last two she can still be taught and she will improve...

But that first attribute can never be learnt


got it allgrin YOU,EVEN DEVIL HIM SELF HAS TO ADMIT, SAY IM NAME NOT WORTH MENTIONING WHERE WOMAN WITHOUT OPERATES,

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