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Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 12:01am On Nov 18, 2011
It is very obvious - like Yaradua like Jonathan! Two presidents in coma! Actually, one president in physical coma and the other in mental coma! Now, I will extrapolate: Yaradua, Jonathan, Sambo - all in comma!

To those who are mathematically inclined, it is an infinite (power) series only this is in the complex domain! Even for smart students, it is a nightmare so Nigeria is in real trouble for voting or helping to rig in incompetence! Jonasnail cleverly chose another brain dead VP in the form of Sumbo and pitying Nigeria will not help. Now add Jonagoat's 4 years to Sumbo's 8 years - that is 12 years given that Shitluck Jonabum doesn't contest or get rigged in again and PDP robs Nigeria again by saying - we voted for Sumbo not PDP. . . LOL.

BTW, is it time to make it clear that the people who voted for this liability based on tribal, religious and parochial interests lack any kind of judgement and foresight? Bad thing is there is no Bakare to begin to help galvanize support to demand real governance from this dead Jonagoat! Yet, he is getting paid and stealing in billions with Umberrreelrella.

I leave here some links to Yaradua's horror stories before he kicked the final bucket.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-132450.32.html (Failure)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-798317.0.html (Worst leader)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-326261.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-718178.32.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-391900.0.html (Two Vice Presidents?)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299097.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-257264.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-380537.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299289.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-224539.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-755052.0.html
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Francis5: 12:26am On Nov 18, 2011
This loser again? It is not compulsory to post and show your imbecility all the time. Take a deserving break, freaking loathsome loser.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by ektbear: 12:37am On Nov 18, 2011
lmao @ infinite power series in complex domain  grin

[size=2pt](BTW it has been a while since I've messed with this stuff, but I don't think it becomes harder just because it is complex. Complex integrals are a bit of a hassle, but not just complex power series. For example, If you are just doing a ROC calculation then nothing really changes, I thought.)[/size]
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 12:39am On Nov 18, 2011
Francis-1:

This loser again? It is not compulsory to post and show your imbecility all the time. Take a deserving break, freaking loathsome loser.

Another paid hack! LMAO. . .go suck on goatluck blackballs! Leave my thread, I no get your time at all! tongue tongue
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 12:50am On Nov 18, 2011
ekt_bear:

lmao @ infinite power series in complex domain  grin

[size=2pt](BTW it has been a while since I've messed with this stuff, but I don't think it becomes harder just because it is complex. Complex integrals are a bit of a hassle, but not just complex power series. For example, If you are just doing a ROC calculation then nothing really changes, I thought.)[/size]

Ekt_bear. . .well said but for people who have questionable Ph. Ds, it is a different matter! In any case, substitute the usual variables (x, n, etc) with specific variables like in Naija case (dull president, corruption, tribalism) and not would you end up with not only one freaking equation for Goolock, but multidimensional equations that will never be solved by such a slow president! Never mind that his assumed Ph. D should have taught him how to learn to solve and anticipate problems of the future.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by wesley80(m): 12:52am On Nov 18, 2011
Dont blame the miserable soul. When natural born nomads are lured away from their calling the result is always the same; they become a menace to society, everything their meant - to - handle -cows - brains cant comprehend becomes 'haram' or they go about formenting trouble. Ignore the poor lost soul!

Francis-1:

This loser again? It is not compulsory to post and show your imbecility all the time. Take a deserving break, freaking loathsome loser.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 12:55am On Nov 18, 2011
^^ When goatlok jonashit goes down, pray you go with him! How many small lemmings have I dispatched from your stupid blind as.s licking of pathetic leaders like Jonashit? Oh well, they are coming for you now, it's too late buddy!
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by wesley80(m): 1:36am On Nov 18, 2011
^^^ Ever heard the saying
'The biggest people with the biggest ideas can be shot down by mental midgets with the smallest minds'?
Every time I read most of your comments that saying jumps to my mind. Dude you're one VERY OBVIOUS SMALL MINDED MENTAL MIDGET and I pray u someday get smart enough to put the education you've been privileged to receive to good use cos from where I stand you dont seem any better than raving loonatic! Try discussing ISSUES for a change, your mental atrophy seems like a bad case but i think there's still something to be salvaged!
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 1:42am On Nov 18, 2011
^^ Mr. Man, I know you read my posts but open your own thread to discuss that and stop distracting this one! You are the one in Naija and suffering from Shitluck, you should be thanking me for putting fire to your oga's Bottom, except of course you live in his Bottom??  grin grin

In the meantime, your saying is only valid in Nigeria where big ideas are shot down by small minds! And does that make you proud? Well, here is news: My BIG ideas are celebrated where I am! In fact, you have no idea how much money and resources has been expended on my ideas till date!? I am talking of ideas that I have personally presented at conferences with the best minds in the field, all of whom you will never meet while in Nigeria (no kidding)? Everything paid for but not by me at the best hotels you could ever be? With publications in respected journals and featured in journals selected only by a panel of experts!

Okay, I will give you a clue because you are getting mad I am not run-of-the-mill clueless Nigerian you are used to: If and when next you fly in a plane, ride in modern car, see advanced military hardware in action, or buy or use a smart phone, a computer, GPS, and similar gadgets, you can be sure that I had or will have something to do with how it came into being!
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by wesley80(m): 7:11am On Nov 18, 2011
Yeah right! I too had a huge hand in making Obama president of the US but you've not seen me bragging about it everywhere have you? I understand you were driven out of your country by grinding poverty so I really cant blame you for thinkin everyone in your country suffers same afterall your memories of your fatherland are still dominated by nightmares of chasing Nama from North to South but please next time save your jibes for those displaying the signs of hanging around cows more than humans as you used to.
Finally, if I ever doubted how small you are, you just proved just how little you really are with no help from me.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 7:14am On Nov 18, 2011
wesley80:

Yeah right! I too had a huge hand in making Obama president of the US but you've not seen me bragging about it everywhere have you? I understand you were driven out of your country by grinding poverty so I really cant blame you for thinkin everyone in your country suffers same afterall your memories of your fatherland are still dominated by nightmares of chasing Nama from North to South but please next time save your jibes for those displaying the signs of hanging around cows more than humans as you used to.
Finally, if I ever doubted how small you are, you just proved just how little you really are with no help from me.




when things turn around for the beter, the same people who have ben insulting GEJ wil start praising him
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Nobody: 7:47am On Nov 18, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

when things turn around for the beter, the same people who have ben insulting GEJ wil start praising him

we all hope they will turn out for the better - but quite frankly that is doubtful.

gej has a unblemished track record of failure from the beginning of his political career

what has he ever achieved in any of his positions?

was e not a governor in bayelsa? what did he leave behind as a legacy?

this is what happens when a complete incompetent is made cinc

we had plenty of reservations about fashola as well.

we all understand that nigerias problems are multifaceted , but we also know they cannot be solved by a constant stream of BS.

gej is just hopping from one disaster to another

he should have sacked the entire cadre of security chiefs months ago, instead, we see ringim getting an award

the petroleum minister has been embroiled in one scandal after another, but she is still there

th govt is wasting money but calling on citizenry to tighten belts

one can go on forever
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Nobody: 7:51am On Nov 18, 2011
CyberG:

It is very obvious - like Yaradua like Jonathan! Two presidents in coma! Actually, one president in physical coma and the other in mental coma! Now, I will extrapolate: Yaradua, Jonathan, Sambo - all in comma!

To those who are mathematically inclined, it is an infinite (power) series only this is in the complex domain! Even for smart students, it is a nightmare so Nigeria is in real trouble for voting or helping to rig in incompetence! Jonasnail cleverly chose another brain dead VP in the form of Sumbo and pitying Nigeria will not help. Now add Jonagoat's 4 years to Sumbo's 8 years - that is 12 years given that Shitluck Jonabum doesn't contest or get rigged in again and PDP robs Nigeria again by saying - we voted for Sumbo not PDP. . . LOL.

BTW, is it time to make it clear that the people who voted for this liability based on tribal, religious and parochial interests lack any kind of judgement and foresight? Bad thing is there is no Bakare to begin to help galvanize support to demand real governance from this dead Jonagoat! Yet, he is getting paid and stealing in billions with Umberrreelrella.

I leave here some links to Yaradua's horror stories before he kicked the final bucket.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-132450.32.html (Failure)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-798317.0.html (Worst leader)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-326261.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-718178.32.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-391900.0.html (Two Vice Presidents?)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299097.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-257264.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-380537.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299289.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-224539.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-755052.0.html


leave yardua o!!!!

those problems were there before him

he needs 10 years to solve the problems

it is his enemies that are responsible for those issues

how can he fix the nigeria that has been messed up for the past 50 years

sarcasm -- for the brain dead eejits
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by jmaine: 8:35am On Nov 18, 2011
Another useless thread from a useless sulking camp . . . .
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Joey82(m): 8:46am On Nov 18, 2011
@op,

Hw dare u compare yaradua wif jonathan, anytime i remember yar'aduas death i mourn for this country, at least he was focused, he knew what he wanted, he had a 7 point agenda and we complained, now we have no agenda at all.

The first time i clearly understood the true meaning of rule of law, the only individual that was spoiling yaradua's administration was Aondoakaa, at least even the naija delta attested to his sincerity, as for jonah am shorta words,
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Beaf: 8:51am On Nov 18, 2011
This is the same CyberG that was too scared to go to Nigeria when we were threatened with death by other NLers (Paroh_Frey, walakolobo etc) during Yar Adua's time.
The feeble twerp even created a thread to ask other NLers for help about his safety.

Cowards are loud indeed. Lol!

@topic
Make una rejoice e! Today is donkey day! All donkeys, come out to play! grin
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 9:03am On Nov 18, 2011
^^ LMAO at your foolishness! Cooking up stories from Jonadense ass must be the delight of a maggot like you! How the ass wey you dey chop maggot? Funny about your propaganda that someone threatened me, where? Who born you and your generation and those you mentioned? If I show for Naija, I go deal with you and shred that your brain to pieces! LOL. . .you go even fit near if godogodo no go make you chop your regular shit?

It must such for you that even Yaradua as much as he failed at least he was in physical coma only he was lying about it! Your Shitlucke president is in a mental coma since he became Bayelsa governor and has now chosen Sumbo, his look-alike while you are lucked up in his ass chopping his ass-shait? Haha. . .or you want make I help you arrange visa to comot for Nigeria since you have been queuing at every embassy to no luck!? tongue tongue I am only afraid you will die or get killed by your stupidity and will never make it across the Atlantic . . .hahaha bottom sucker! grin grin
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Beaf: 9:11am On Nov 18, 2011
^
You think we can't remember how you were basically begging Paroh_Frey to spare you? And how she went out of her way to console you and tell you how to pack heat in 9ja?
The rest of us anti-cabal folk were deeply ashamed of you.

You are a bloody noisemaking, foul mouthed coward. All you do is haul hate filled insults and make zero sense, its almost like someone close to you lost their corrupt gold mine; your type is common. Whats new? Lol!
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 9:37am On Nov 18, 2011
^^^ Hahah. . .JonaGAFFE GOOFluck just wants to shait and needs you to come and chop. . .LOL. Who born them the maga? I think you Goebbels job is causing you to gradual amnesia and hallucinatory discombobulation! I go enter Naija soon and if you are man enough, show up and we will see if you and your horde of lemmings leave to tell the story! grin grin
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by okosodo: 9:45am On Nov 18, 2011
Goatluk jonashit is both mentally and physically in coma, it‘s his spirit we all are seeing
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by blacksta(m): 11:40am On Nov 18, 2011
I love this thread.

Please lets be objective. GEJ promised before the election that he was going to build new airports in every state. The question is " Since the promise was delivered what are considerable plans laid out to bring this plan into existence"
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by dayokanu(m): 3:01pm On Nov 18, 2011
Retardeen is in a different class.

He takes cluelessness to a new level
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by wesley80(m): 3:16pm On Nov 18, 2011
^^^ Any more than the level you've taken cyber madness to?
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by dayokanu(m): 3:19pm On Nov 18, 2011
^^

You are one of the few that can rival Retardeen in dumbness
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by wesley80(m): 3:30pm On Nov 18, 2011
^^^ And you are the one person that makes even reetards look like geniuses! Worthless piece of scum you are. What wont your landlord give to have his seed back?
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 11:46pm On Nov 18, 2011
^^ What's your beaf with another person's opinion or do you mean no one can have a different opinion from yours? I maintain, like a lot of people, Jonadunce is the DUMBEST and DENSEST piece of crap in the entire Nigerian leadership space! Even a dead Yaradua, Muritala Muhammad, Tafawa Balewa, etc beat him silly on his big flat nose, yet he can't do anything about it?! Most people always knew he was not the brightest bulb in any room but now, he makes even abject darkness look like a halogen-lit room! Tell your Goofy-gaffeluck president to get his head, beaf head and your head out of his ass. . .so you can breathe his maggot infested fresh air! tongue tongue
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by kasiem(m): 11:56pm On Nov 18, 2011
CyberG, u were fortunate enough to escape physical polio, but, the ruthless nature nature of ur imbecillity still made u a prey of mental polio. Better go queue up in the line to get ur own share of the relief fund that bill gates gave to the victims of polio.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by CyberG: 12:24am On Nov 19, 2011
^^^^ Another dumb pile of Bottom shaite wants attention!? Wait, are you all jobless in foul air country of Chief Shitman Gaffelock!? If you only had the privilege of living a life even a tenth as good as mine in Nigeria, your brain would function differently! LOL. No worries, you are the imbecilian here and I see you running off at the mouth. . .only now, you need to step in front of a speeding trailer to churn your brains into fine paste - what use are you anyway? You are not only physically handicapped by polio, your brain is far more handicapped, life must suck for you so bad! Well, unlike your pathetic self, I do have an entire country looking out for me (in addition to myself and family and friends), even if it is common cold, I will walk in to the clinic. Even from my own house, on the street, anywhere, fast ambulance will be there to pick me up! Even if I am in the remote village, it's an helicopter to the nearest hospital. . .does that make you feel sad that malaria would kill you faster than polio will catch the most unfortunate newborn in Nigeria today? Even if I show for Nigeria and everything goes wrong, Shiatluck Jonagaffe by his incompetence sets the country on fire, I will be evacuated with respect with my peeps. . .then Boko Haram (your nemesis can deal with that your big mouth, flat nose and balding head) LMAO grin grin tongue tongue
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by kasiem(m): 12:51am On Nov 19, 2011
It's only a pathetic gullible minded that'll get carried away by this ur bogus brag of leading a good life. FYI,without even being close to u i know what ur pathetic parents suffered before they were able to raise the fund the used in sending u to exile. Stop getting carried away by that ghetto squalor that u are living in, rather, concentrate on how to get money to repurchase all those lands that were sold in order to fund ur trip. I never knew what it means to lead a miserable life until i had the opportunity of encountering u. I'm beginning to think that god purposely created u for the purpose of showing what it takes to be useless in life. Ur dad is down with apoplexy, silently waiting for his death, cos of the thought of how to pay up the debt he accumulated while trying to make up money for this ur profligate trip. Keep hiding from one brothel to another, looking for who to dupe, in order to complete ur transport fare back to nigeria.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by Nchara: 12:55am On Nov 19, 2011
Useless thread.
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by wesley80(m): 12:57am On Nov 19, 2011
@kasiem
Bros take it easy on the guy na, Please na beg i dey beg o. Suicide is on the increase in the states o. Lol @ mental polio!!!
Re: Yaradua Vs Jonathan - Physical Coma Vs Mental Coma? by kasiem(m): 12:59am On Nov 19, 2011
wesley80:

@kasiem
Bros take it easy on the guy na, Please na beg i dey beg o. Suicide is on the increase in the states o. Lol @ mental polio!!!
the dolt think that she has monopoly of insults.

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