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Depends: 57% (4 votes)
No: 28% (2 votes)
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Life Is A Paradox by ituen(m): 4:45am On Sep 21, 2007
Life is a paradox

What you want, u don't get (Love) lipsrsealed

What you get, u don't enjoy (Marriage) embarassed

What u you enjoy, is not permanent (Girlfriend) angry

What is permanent, is boring (Wife) cry
Re: Life Is A Paradox by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Sep 21, 2007
and what dont get tired of wen ur young (sex)

as u advance in age what u dont want again(sex)

things that give u joy and pains (children)

a person hu always amuses u, n makes u pissed off (clemcykul) grin

something u dont want but will inevitably catch up wid u(age, death) grin grin grin grin grin

hey iteun were u not the one i saw at mama basira restaurant yersterday
Re: Life Is A Paradox by Nobody: 3:58pm On Sep 21, 2007
proposition(marriage)turns to management cry

anticipation (happy home) turns to dejection(late nights and nagging)

your lifr turns to TOTAL WRECK kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Life Is A Paradox by mopegirl(f): 12:02pm On Sep 22, 2007
clemcykul:


a person hu always amuses u, n makes u pissed off (clemcykul) grin


you did not lie about that
Re: Life Is A Paradox by Migines(m): 12:17pm On Sep 22, 2007
*smiles*
Re: Life Is A Paradox by ituen(m): 10:05pm On Sep 22, 2007
clemcykul:

and what don't get tired of when your young (sex)

as u advance in age what u don't want again(sex)

things that give u joy and pains (children)

a person hu always amuses u, n makes u pissed off (clemcykul) grin

something u don't want but will inevitably catch up wid u(age, death) grin grin grin grin grin

hey iteun were u not the one i saw at mama basira restaurant yersterday



Na, i dont visit such places cool. Where do u think i reside? U dont piss me off grin U just know how to counter my statements. I'll soon hit u below the waist


mopegirl:

you did not lie about that

Long time girl. Are u on my side?
Re: Life Is A Paradox by Migines(m): 11:49pm On Sep 22, 2007
Below d waist? Haaaaa u re a baaaaaad boy

u want to hit her thigh so she wunt b able to walk.
Re: Life Is A Paradox by ituen(m): 9:45pm On Sep 23, 2007
I dont know if Women react the same men do wen u kick below the waist
Re: Life Is A Paradox by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Sep 24, 2007
wow dat will be fun indeed grin grin grin grin grin

what will u use to hit me below the waist grin grin grin grin

i hope its not the short gun lipsrsealed
Re: Life Is A Paradox by freezy(m): 2:55pm On Sep 24, 2007
Clemcy, y go for a short gun from him when i can give you a long one? when i fire, i'll blow the breath out of u, trust me wink
Re: Life Is A Paradox by wosiljoyyahoocom(f): 2:56pm On Sep 24, 2007
@Poster - up you - u deserve a medal.
Re: Life Is A Paradox by ituen(m): 10:09pm On Sep 24, 2007
MOFE DOBO

make woman no kill u oh. u too like,

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