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Funny by painite: 7:18pm On Nov 19, 2011
boy called FM radio station & said "I have found a lost purse with $100,000, a Mastercard and I.D of one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, plot 4 Park View Estate Ikoyi.
PRESENTER: How honest U are boy,so do U want to return the purse?
BOY:No! I just want 2 dedicate a song to him, MY HELPER OOOOO, MY HELPER
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2011
Joke rating; too dry to be rated by the joke critic of NL



*storms out of thread*
Re: Funny by painite: 7:25pm On Nov 19, 2011
Let's see out do me. Self acclaimed critic
Re: Funny by Natasha2(f): 7:27pm On Nov 19, 2011
LMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 7:33pm On Nov 19, 2011
painite:

Let's see out do me. Self acclaimed critic

na english u speak so?
Re: Funny by Nobody: 8:31pm On Nov 19, 2011
Lmfao! Nice nice joke.

@ajibel. I swear u have a demented sense of humour.
Re: Funny by painite: 8:44pm On Nov 19, 2011
Tanks booqee
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 9:14pm On Nov 19, 2011
painite:

Tanks booqee

for what

booqee:

Lmfao! DRY joke.

@ajibel. I swear u have a good sense of humour.

yea soo right
Re: Funny by painite: 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2011
Do we av a vet in d house? Ajibel is barking again
Re: Funny by thetelz(m): 9:28pm On Nov 19, 2011
Anyone can cure him, just pour very hm cold water on him cheesy
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 10:56pm On Nov 19, 2011
painite:

Do we av a vet in d house? Ajibel is barking again

gbo gbo gbo gbo

*rushes to bite his prick*

the_telz:

Anyone can cure him, just pour very hm cold water on him cheesy

and then what happens
Re: Funny by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 19, 2011
Which kain cold water? na hot water wey just boil go fit work for ajibole's case.
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 7:54am On Nov 20, 2011
booqee:

Which kain cold water? na hot water wey just boil go fit work for ajibole's case.

Na so u hate me so @botee
Re: Funny by Dariye(m): 10:22am On Nov 20, 2011
Nice 1 men,BEEP d critics
Re: Funny by thetelz(m): 3:09pm On Nov 20, 2011
Ajibel:

gbo gbo gbo gbo

*rushes to bite his prick*

and then what happens

Then be freezes and can't move again. Hot water will just make him dance about
Re: Funny by painite: 3:18pm On Nov 20, 2011
Lmao, Ajibel YOUVE BEEN SERVED!!!!
Re: Funny by thetelz(m): 3:41pm On Nov 20, 2011
:d :d
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 5:22pm On Nov 20, 2011
the_telz:

Then be freezes and can't move again. Hot water will just make him dance about

cry cry cry cry cry

which kain torment be dis sad sad

painite:

Lmao, Ajibel YOUVE BEEN SERVED!!!!

that was funnier than the joke right? cool
Re: Funny by manny4life(m): 5:37pm On Nov 20, 2011
I have seen him of four thread criticizing yet I doubt he can do better

@OP, nice though, I chuckled when I read it leave the pepper body folks on this forum.
Re: Funny by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:24pm On Nov 20, 2011
Yeppie
Re: Funny by Ajibel(m): 9:11pm On Nov 20, 2011
manny4life:

I have seen him of four thread criticizing yet I doubt he can do better

[s]@OP, nice though, I chuckled when I read it leave the pepper body folks on this forum.[/s]

i would proove y'all wrong one day when my time as a critic is up on this section, im preparing block busters and i tell you my jokes would make the front headlines on NL, i bet my boxers on that cheesy
Re: Funny by Agybabe(f): 10:32pm On Nov 20, 2011
Funny people I have got here
Re: Funny by Judek2(m): 10:44pm On Nov 20, 2011
@Joker, funny small bt u can improve
Re: Funny by thetelz(m): 11:17pm On Nov 20, 2011
Ajibel:

cry cry cry cry cry

which kain torment be dis sad sad

that was funnier than the joke right? cool

which torment?

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