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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by CheapHomes1: 9:26am On Apr 28
lokotamak:
Elijah and Elisha is ok ( Aye agbara ni awa)
We need power to manifest, because this present world is full of wickedness, where ones will be using perfume soap to tap glory, siblings will be fighting for property .


how will sitting with ELijah and Elisha give you power to manifest? abi na Odumeje power you de find?
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by odemeetu1: 9:27am On Apr 28
I love Paul... The way he disciplined himself and his love for studying is second to none...

His wisdom level is unprecedented...

Paul for me
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by unitysheart(m): 9:27am On Apr 28
chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Pharoah do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rest on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.



And many others

These questions plenty. But that number 13, na una pastors lie many lie give you. God no commission any satan.
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by sparko1(m): 9:30am On Apr 28
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

Where's Solomon?

The ways to overcome sapa.

What most Christian don't understand is, lack of money is the root of most sin.

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Bushbaby123(m): 9:33am On Apr 28
I will be with King David WHOM THE LORD HAD PREPARED A TABLE FOR HIM in the presence of his ENEMIES

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by AOB1: 9:33am On Apr 28
chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Pharoah do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rest on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.



And many others
Guy this your questions get as e be, but you are right.

I think we need to ask some of this daddy GO this questions, because somethings are not clear to us. I hope all this stuff we read in the holy books is not a setup
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by DonroxyII: 9:34am On Apr 28
Zee0007:
I will go with David and Esther table because at this junction of my life, I need to know how to navigate my way into the heart of God and the spirit to command kingdom influence.

Where is Solomon ... That's The Man I would love to Sit With cheesy ... My Odogwu!

Una dey do Ojoro.... I would Prefer Abraham Sha ... That Man Has Deep Wisdom !
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by princefunm: 9:35am On Apr 28
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

If Eve is naked, that's where I'm sitting
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Splashme: 9:36am On Apr 28
Queen Esther ... I need a Godly wife
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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by yommen: 9:40am On Apr 28
Abraham, God's personal person.
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by chatinent: 9:40am On Apr 28
AOB1:
Guy this your questions get as e be, but you are right.

I think we need to ask some of this daddy GO this questions, because somethings are not clear to us. I hope all this stuff we read in the holy books is not a setup


It's a setup to mental slavery. And all Daddy GOs are full-time liars.
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by GABRIEL6036: 9:41am On Apr 28
With God himself 😎
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Dennisochampa: 9:42am On Apr 28
Abeg where Solomon table? undecided
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Babbyad: 9:45am On Apr 28
Lolzzzzzz
Namaster:
Table 6 so I can lynch the bitch.
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Disismeluiz: 9:49am On Apr 28
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

I nor dey see Solomon name,
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Killermamba: 9:49am On Apr 28
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?
Abraham, I go ask am why him Bleep up
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Seunpapa65: 9:51am On Apr 28
Adam and Eve I go ask them why they f up

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by cunny88(m): 9:53am On Apr 28
David 1000 times.....he had everything, fame, wealth, success, victory and above all God's love
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Wisdomclass1: 9:53am On Apr 28
BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.
u wan see ur grand mama pussy ?

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Medici777: 9:54am On Apr 28
Abraham
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by spartachico(m): 9:55am On Apr 28
Adam & Eve
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Stevechigo: 9:56am On Apr 28
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BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.


You are evil. grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Stevechigo: 9:58am On Apr 28
NoSmoking:
Satan

I will come with a long spoon



Evil genius. cool cool cool cool

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Kaido: 10:01am On Apr 28
Where is Delilah or even Solomon's table?πŸ™„
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Babssoo(m): 10:01am On Apr 28
Adam and Eve, I want to see eve to know the level of temptation Adam might have passed through, and to ask Adam if it is worth all the problems wey he put for our head now.

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Ceeblck: 10:02am On Apr 28
The great king David and Esther
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Ezeotele1: 10:05am On Apr 28
Father Abraham. Make I collect my blessings directly from him.
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by fredpeter(m): 10:05am On Apr 28
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?
I will sit with Adam and Eve I need to know who cain married..
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by WorldRichest: 10:05am On Apr 28
BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.

This one weak me. Shey you wan make Heaven like this?
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by IAmHim1: 10:08am On Apr 28
Best bet is Elijah and Elisha


I believe that sit that wasn't shown completely would be tagged with SOLOMON

Thats when my choice changes lolzzzzz
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Stevechigo: 10:08am On Apr 28
chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others


My brother on a more serious note... you well so?

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Kukutenla: 10:10am On Apr 28
2 and 3 obviously

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