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How Dating Goes In Other Places Vs How It Goes In Nigeria by Akalia(m): 10:52am On May 18
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "Rape".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😌😂😂😂

Disclaimer: I am not the original creator of this content.

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Re: How Dating Goes In Other Places Vs How It Goes In Nigeria by LordIsaac(m): 12:55pm On May 18
It’s the 28th day outcome for me…Kai Nigeria😊 Our ways defy all textbook theories.

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Re: How Dating Goes In Other Places Vs How It Goes In Nigeria by samomoli: 3:10pm On May 18
And you will come here and say they are bore hole if they give you sex on first day.

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Re: How Dating Goes In Other Places Vs How It Goes In Nigeria by Lutherblaq: 3:19pm On May 18
Akalia

copy and paste no dey taya una
Re: How Dating Goes In Other Places Vs How It Goes In Nigeria by Kharol1234: 7:15pm On May 18
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