coogar:

babe!
the day neareth. . . . .what's the plan?
paris or atutupoyoyo land?

BABE!:

The plan was Paris. Where's atutupoyoyo land emerging from?

Coogar, quit watching Nollywood flicks.

coogar:

i am suddenly fancying the village.
huts, hamlets, fowls, bicycles, palm-wine, bathing at the river.

another opportunity to see okoros and atupoyoyos.
excursion forward slash valentine weekend. class!

Rotfl.

You're a trip!

Excursion? Bathing at the river? Class? You nefa jam.

Assuming I agree, which village are you planning on taking my arse?

And are we going there via "ekene dili chukwu"?

BABE!:

Rotfl.

You're a trip!

Excursion? Bathing at the river? Class? You nefa jam.

Assuming I agree, which village are you planning on taking my arse?

And are we going there via "ekene dili chukwu"?

coogar:

isiala ngwa local government -
ekene dili chukwu is safer than most local airlines. . . . .who knows we might even get jiggy before we get to our destination.
something to consider, babe!

EkeneDiliChukwu is safer than -----?  Ok.

Coogar, I heard they eat people in isiala ngwa LG? Hmm. Odikwa risky o. You know we look very yummy and fresh.

On top falentine?! 

BABE!:



EkeneDiliChukwu is safer than -----?  Ok.

Coogar, I heard they eat people in isiala ngwa LG? Hmm. Odikwa risky o. You know we look very yummy and fresh.

On top falentine?! 

coogar:

my psychology professor told me sex laced with fatal risks are the most enjoyable.
the risk of getting discovered produces loads of adrenalin. something to consider, babe!

BABE!:

Discovered asin Eaten? So there's a 50% chance that I'm gonna get roasted?

Abeg, I'll pass.

Coogar, Paris is it!

coogar:

paris could be boring.
there's a deep freeze blowing across europe as we speak. the weather is vexing.
so it's gonna be an indoor ish. hotel rooms, champagne, strawberries, wine, etc(normal daily routine).

abeg, village life is it. . . .
the euphoria of meeting atutus and okoros gladdens my heart.

Paris is never boring! Bon the weather jo. Paris is enjoyable. We've never been to Paris together, have we?

Btw, atutupoyoyo land is not in Finland. Does that mean I have to come to Nigeria?

So this is not even about me, coogar. It's about the atutus and Okoros. lol. Chei!

BABE!:

Paris is never boring! Bon the weather jo. Paris is enjoyable. We've never been to Paris together, have we?

Btw, atutupoyoyo land is not in Finland. Does that mean I have to come to Nigeria?

So this is not even about me, coogar. It's about the atutus and Okoros. lol. Chei!

coogar:

no, we haven't.
i am just saying paris would be like finland or the uk - i need a completely different scenery.
atupoyoyo land is in eastern nigeria na. . . . .the word "atupoyoyo" originated there.

i just want to see okoros and atutus. . . .

BABE!:

NO! I don't want. I'll pass.

If you need a completely different scenery, let's go to Florida (Palm Springs is BEAUTIFUL in the springs), or Kenya. 

coogar:

i am astounded.
you mean you would pass up the opportunity to meet raw atupoyoyos and okoros?
cheiiiii - it's like missing the olympics.

Pele. Don't cry.

I'll pass.

Kini big deal in meeting atutus and okoros? Take a look at NL, Coogar. Look around you. Too many okoros and atutus here already. Atutus Overload! The last thing I want is meeting them in real life.

I'll pass bajebaje.

Florida? Paris? Kenya?

BABE!:

Pele. Don't cry.

I'll pass.

Kini big deal in meeting atutus and okoros? Take a look at NL, Coogar. Look around you. Too many okoros and atutus here already. Atutus Overload! The last thing I want is meeting them in real life.
I'll pass bajebaje

Florida? Paris? Kenya? [/color]

BABE!:

Coogar, that Negro will bite off your left ear till it's completely detached from your head.

YaY for Paris! High Five!? Chest Bump?! 

BABE!:

Discovered asin Eaten? So there's a 50% chance that I'm gonna get roasted?

Abeg, I'll pass.

Coogar, Paris is it!

pendo89:

Next time come to kenya. We dont bite!!only the crocs do.

denzel2009:

more like the dogs in isiala would be licking their lips since you don't really have much meat.

I guess. Either way, I'm not fixing to get eaten.

Denzel, do you have any plans for Feb. 14th? Any date(s)?

denzel2009:

more like the dogs in isiala would be licking their lips since you don't really have much meat.

pendo89:

oh my goodness am in tears laughing.Your conversations ie Babe and Coogar. lol.

@ being yummy and eaten and @ that pic of a NLander!!! ur both crazy.

Next time come to kenya. We dont bite!!only the crocs do.

denzel2009:

Yes BABE!, she's a nairalander one of the mods even

coogar:


pendo, where is the best hotel in nairobi?

pendo89:

5 star/3-4 star?

1.Intercontinental
2.Hilton
3.Fairmont
4.Nairobi Serena
5.Windsor
6.Grand regency
7.Holiday Inn
8.The Stanley
9.Safari Park
10.The Tribe
11.Ole sereni
12.Boulevard
13.Sankara
14.Mayfair
15.Silversprings
16.Fairview

etc etc etc

Ok am tired now! cz the list goes on and on. Those are only concentrated in the city and are suitable for biz travellers on short visits.
Quite expensive too.

If you want a perfect holiday go out of the city and enjoy the more than 100 classy hotels in all sorts of places.Some in the wilderness.

coogar:

5-star hotels only, pendo.
can you trim down your list to the best 3?

denzel2009:

duh, how many minutes will it take you to nyansh a girl?