1. City that can make you run mad without knowing it - LAGOS

2. City where they will steal your spouse without your knowledge - ABUJA

3. City where everybody is cheating yet praying fervently - ILORIN

4. City where you cannot come out with phone at night - ONITSHA

5. City where you go blind if you look too much - OWERRI

6. City where you will be like Sardine inside taxi - IBADAN

7. City where fornication is banned but adultery is permitted - KANO

8. City where they will build fly-over but only Okada is using it - ABAKALIKI

9. City where men die several years before their wives - PORT-HARCOURT

10. City that is forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is eating only biscuit - JOS

11. City that is always forming tourism, meanwhile nothing takes place - CALABAR

12. City that is full of landlady without landlord - BENIN

Add yours...

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That is a picture of Nairobi. Is Nairobi also part of Nigeria?

Cracked me up. Benin city, Na only landlady full there

jamesversion:
That is a picture of Nairobi. Is Nairobi also part of Nigeria?

Where was this place tagged in the post?

HisaacPlus:


Where was this place tagged in the post?

Imagine writing about Nigerian cities and using a Kenyan city picture.