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Monday Jokes by tega001(m): 11:39am On May 27 |
Let's Laugh ๐๐๐๐ป Nigerian Funny Jokes. SHEGE ๐ฑ๐ฉ ๐๐ Shege is defined as when tenant's dog chร ses landlord away from his house ๐๐คฃ. It is also when you and your dog gets ยขhased by the dog of a neighbor ๐๐คฃ ............................................ ............................................ PREMIUM TรARS ๐ฃ ๐๐ Premium Tรชars is when you liรซ to Uncle Orji ๐ your mathematics teacher that you forgot your homework at home and he decides to follow you home to get it ๐ญ๐ ............................................ VAWULรNCE ๐๐ Vawulรชnce is defined as after plugging your phone at a neighbor's house for two hours and realized that your plugged phone was not charging but there was light ๐๐๐ค ............................................ ............................................ PฤIN ๐๐ Pร in is defined as when you prรฃnk your friend by hiding his iPhone 14 and you couldn't find it again after confessing to him that you hid it ๐๐ ............................................ ............................................ MI$CARRIAGE ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ Miscarriage is when you wash your betting slip of four million naira with your trouser inside water. YOU GO EXPLAIN TIRE, NO EVIDENCE ๐๐ You go explain tire no evidence is when usher catches you putting torn N10 note in the offering box๐๐คฃ๐คญ. God is not your mร te ๐ ............................................. ............................................ VILLAGE PEOPLE ๐ป๐ป๐ณ ๐๐ Village People is defined as when you finish ฤซnsultiรฑg the conductor, driver and the passengers in a Lagos danfo bus and you realized that, you forgot your wallet in the wardrobe ๐ญ๐ป๐ป ............................................ ............................................ SAPA ๐ป๐ญ ๐๐ Sapa is when you get ฤซnsulted by Mama Sodiq in the presence of your crush for ลwing her money for the two cups of garri you took .......................................... ............................................
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