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Monday Jokes by tega001(m): 11:39am On May 27
Let's Laugh ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ป
Nigerian Funny Jokes.

SHEGE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Shege is defined as when tenant's dog chร ses landlord away from his house ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคฃ. It is also when you and your dog gets ยขhased by the dog of a neighbor ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคฃ
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PREMIUM Tร‹ARS ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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Premium Tรชars is when you liรซ to Uncle Orji ๐Ÿ‘‰ your mathematics teacher that you forgot your homework at home and he decides to follow you home to get it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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VAWULรŠNCE
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Vawulรชnce is defined as after plugging your phone at a neighbor's house for two hours and realized that your plugged phone was not charging but there was light ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค
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Pฤ€IN
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Pร in is defined as when you prรฃnk your friend by hiding his iPhone 14 and you couldn't find it again after confessing to him that you hid it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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MI$CARRIAGE ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜„
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Miscarriage is when you wash your betting slip of four million naira with your trouser inside water.

YOU GO EXPLAIN TIRE, NO EVIDENCE ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

You go explain tire no evidence is when usher catches you putting torn N10 note in the offering box๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ. God is not your mร te ๐Ÿ˜‚
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VILLAGE PEOPLE ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Village People is defined as when you finish ฤซnsultiรฑg the conductor, driver and the passengers in a Lagos danfo bus and you realized that, you forgot your wallet in the wardrobe ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป
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SAPA ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sapa is when you get ฤซnsulted by Mama Sodiq in the presence of your crush for ลwing her money for the two cups of garri you took
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