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Hmmm! Husband! Wife! Robot! by ay2all(m): 9:58am On Nov 25, 2011 |
A woman is having s£x with her lov£r in an apartment 20 stories high, Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment. So she tells the lov £r: "Do not move at all, I will resolve this situation!" In comes the husband: "who is this?" asked the husband Wife: "Oh sweetie, this is just a robot I bought to have s£x with when you're not around, so that I don't have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours, I did it because you spend all the time traveling and u know that I, uh hm, have needs!!" Husband: "Oh honey I understand perfectly well, I believe you, ok let's do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I'm extremely Hot now!!" Wife:"OH NO DARLING, yesterday I got my p £riod, u better take a bath, I'll prepare u something to eat, " (The lov£r is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out, ) Husband: DAmn I'm so fu*king Hot, I am going to f*ck this robot instead (He tries entering the robot from behind, ) With a metallic and robotic voice the lov£r proclaims: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!, SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!" The husband says: "f*ck this crappy robot, I'm going to throw it out of the god damn window!!!!" The lov£r realizes that he is 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims: "SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!!! YOU MAY TRY AGAIN, I REPEAT, TRY AGAIN!!!! |
Re: Hmmm! Husband! Wife! Robot! by dani1luv: 8:40am On Nov 26, 2011 |
LMAo, wot next? |
Re: Hmmm! Husband! Wife! Robot! by lilkech(m): 9:32am On Nov 26, 2011 |
Lol. Original banger . Nor b like the knockout wey one useless NLnder dey claim say him use 4 days write |
Re: Hmmm! Husband! Wife! Robot! by Nobody: 11:08pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
Hmm nice nice one ![]() |
Re: Hmmm! Husband! Wife! Robot! by Nobody: 11:08pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
Hmm nice nice one ![]() |
Re: Hmmm! Husband! Wife! Robot! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 12:12am On Nov 27, 2011 |
Korect guy |
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