1. One day my girlfriend told me that I am selfish,then I asked her "Which fish did I sell Titus or Sadine?.🤔😲


2. One day my girlfriend was cooking pepper soup at the same time killing cockroaches in the kitchen,so I had to ask "Linda! are you cooking goat-meat pepper soup or a cockroach pepper soup?"🐐🪳


3. I need to run away🏃My girlfriend said she is going to burst my brain,blow my mind 🤯, touch my heart🫀 and capture my heart.🧠
Please is she not trying to damage my internal organs?

4. I thought I was playing footsie with my girlfriend, unknowingly to me that I was placing my foot on a rat under my table.🐀


5. On Valentine's day💖, after cooking food🥦 for my girlfriend, in the kitchen for 2 hours,I decided to steal the food by eating all the food in the kitchen🍜.


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