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Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by ezenna191(m): 2:50pm On Jun 09
Terrible character, always on the bad side of the News. All the men she dated ended up with tales of woe. Nigeria's most unstable character. I don't celebrate miscreants.

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Hezmatosky: 3:08pm On Jun 09
Tonalphs:

She's old. She didn't die. People her age have died. If she died now,God forbid, you'd type rip, died too soon. U understand English so? How's 39 years old? She can still have any man she desires cos she's a woman. There's nothing like old for a woman. Ask Jeff Bezos. It's only a man that needs money to get a woman in his old age. Stop typing nonsense.
See them grin
The only woman that's not old at 39 is a married woman and she's only young to her husband. So, if you're 39, which I know you're more than. Well, Shiloh will soon open. That's only where your case will be settled. Bia nne, let me tell you what I mean, do you know that a man in his 60s can marry 25? Am married o, but I have a gf of 40, older than my wf. But those ones na whiling away time grin
Sorry I sound stupid lipsrsealed
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by weedfada(m): 3:12pm On Jun 09
jeromestarks:
It is gratifying to fvck a mature pvssy. The pleasure is out of this world mhenn.
A 39 -45 year old pvssy is something else. O boy! The sweetness no be here ooo.

The taste is great too.
Fvck a mature pvssy and you will not want to stand up.


Yo! WTF bro, you just said the exact line my close boss told me last week. I had to check your moniker out... If he might be the one under this name.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Drenix(m): 3:43pm On Jun 09
StreetFight:
Olosho don old pass her Mama. All the cosmetics surgery go soon tell.

Get sense bruh
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by finallybusy: 3:58pm On Jun 09
Market don close. When she was twenty years old, every Rivers person had her name on their lips. At thirty-something — early thirties — she was the one deliberately putting her name on the news because a lot of younger, more desirable names infiltrated the industry. Mama, it was nice knowing you. My preek dey kick for them Regina Daniels age mates. Grey hair full your head. Na you suppose pay for my service.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Pootle: 4:48pm On Jun 09
GanagiBitrus:
Happy Birthday Tonto.🎂


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I SWEAR ONCE SHE WASH ALL THAT LAYES THE REAL FACE GO SHOW
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Sleekfingers: 4:56pm On Jun 09
October1960:


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I find it really annoying ....
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Psoul(m): 5:37pm On Jun 09
tishbite43:

🤣😂
Funny but true
Na God go save us
See the sagging and wrinkled skin on her hands

Very soon she will be of the same age with her son.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by jeromestarks: 6:48pm On Jun 09
weedfada:



Yo! WTF bro, you just said the exact line my close boss told me last week. I had to check your moniker out... If he might be the one under this name.

"Truth is universal" - Jeromestarks.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Basicend: 8:06pm On Jun 09
Niok:
She no wan gree reach 40 grin

She go adjust am to 36 next year. . Let's bookmark this page.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Tonalphs(f): 9:17pm On Jun 09
Hezmatosky:

See them grin
The only woman that's not old at 39 is a married woman and she's only young to her husband. So, if you're 39, which I know you're more than. Well, Shiloh will soon open. That's only where your case will be settled. Bia nne, let me tell you what I mean, do you know that a man in his 60s can marry 25? Am married o, but I have a gf of 40, older than my wf. But those ones na whiling away time grin
Sorry I sound stupid lipsrsealed
Now you are not only displaying your ignorance online but it's too pronounce. I'm a bisexual woman and I'm more interested in women than men. I'm not interested in kids or continuing a man's legacy. I'm not 39 either. And yes men are the ones who loose value. Only a dusty broke man like u result to insulting women when all u should be thinking is how to fix ur dusty broke sef so you can get the woman of ur dreams. I know poverty is the reason for your hate and envy on women but they wouldn't choose u brokie.
You sound more than stupid. You are a careless man. You don't deserve a woman. You deserve a man like yourself. Happy pride month to you cos that's where you belong. I want to call ur wife stupid for choosing you but then I realized you CAN'T be married and not have sense. No way. A man in his 60s can marry a woman cos he has money. A woman on the other hand can marry at whatever age. Ask Jeff Bezos. So there's a limit for men but not for women. But then you men try to rope us into your mess and limitations. Nonsense
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Tonalphs(f): 9:21pm On Jun 09
Hezmatosky:

See them grin
The only woman that's not old at 39 is a married woman and she's only young to her husband. So, if you're 39, which I know you're more than. Well, Shiloh will soon open. That's only where your case will be settled. Bia nne, let me tell you what I mean, do you know that a man in his 60s can marry 25? Am married o, but I have a gf of 40, older than my wf. But those ones na whiling away time grin
Sorry I sound stupid lipsrsealed
I know a married man if I see one and you're not. At least married men get sense but you don't have any sense. As a single man that u are, ur gf of 40 is either in ur imagination or she has low self esteem. It's only a woman that hates herself that will be around a man who doesn't treat her next to God. But I doubt ur claims though. Cos even on social media platforms, anybody can be the president.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Tonalphs(f): 9:29pm On Jun 09
Hezmatosky:

See them grin
The only woman that's not old at 39 is a married woman and she's only young to her husband. So, if you're 39, which I know you're more than. Well, Shiloh will soon open. That's only where your case will be settled. Bia nne, let me tell you what I mean, do you know that a man in his 60s can marry 25? Am married o, but I have a gf of 40, older than my wf. But those ones na whiling away time grin
Sorry I sound stupid lipsrsealed
And ask ur mother how old she was when she married your dad cos he b like say u nor get self love for yourself either. Since u are miserable, u want women to be as miserable as u but it's not working. Comparing a married woman to a single woman with no kids and same age is something only a foolish man like you will do. You obviously know the one with no kids is younger than the one with kids cos pushing out kids alone and constant sex makes a woman old. Don't be old and foolish at the same time. You sound bitter and foolish. You still live in the cave of your poverty and so u think like a caveman. Wake up, this is 2024. What you want out of life is different from what others want. We can't all want the same thing. I'm not a Christian too. I'm a Buddhist and if u know the teachings of Buddha, you'd understand that kids isn't a priority as ur religion teaches u. Try dey travel or better still have sense. Yeye dey smell
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Hezmatosky: 6:50am On Jun 10
Tonalphs:

And ask ur mother how old she was when she married your dad cos he b like say u nor get self love for yourself either. Since u are miserable, u want women to be as miserable as u but it's not working. Comparing a married woman to a single woman with no kids and same age is something only a foolish man like you will do. You obviously know the one with no kids is younger than the one with kids cos pushing out kids alone and constant sex makes a woman old. Don't be old and foolish at the same time. You sound bitter and foolish. You still live in the cave of your poverty and so u think like a caveman. Wake up, this is 2024. What you want out of life is different from what others want. We can't all want the same thing. I'm not a Christian too. I'm a Buddhist and if u know the teachings of Buddha, you'd understand that kids isn't a priority as ur religion teaches u. Try dey travel or better still have sense. Yeye dey smell
If not for kids, perhaps what will a man be looking for in a woman's assss? With their bad mouths and lousy expressions. Can see you're pained, but then I didn't make you what you're. You choose your script yourself. But my advice to you is this, try and get a man, there's happiness there. I know you're not pretty enough compare to other women outside, but you can start making yourself beautiful. Brush your teeth properly with a good toothpaste, bath very well, tint your hair to cover the large portion of gray hairs, buy some pairs of clothes. I bet you, you'll get a man who'll beckon on you. The frustration you're facing is too much. It's suicidal. Less I forget, pls find something doing too ok, it will help your course. Na wa o, things dey happen o. Sorry my dear, it is well. Ugly people dey suffer sha. Imagine being ugly, no job, no formal education, no skills, with poor parents, no man, hmmm God is your strength sad
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by aswani(m): 8:06am On Jun 10
Heffalump:
Tonto Dikeh has been on silent break on nairaland. In the past, any thread without her mention is not complete and will not make front page, just like Lalas' snake thread.

Well, she's a talented beautiful angel. Happy birthday and age with grace.

You are so true regarding your first paragraph. She was trending more than Peter Obi is now at one point, incredible to think.

I wish her a happy birthday and I pray for more blessings and wisdom for her.

A shame that some can't help themselves in slut shaming her on this thread, can't you people just wish her a happy birthday and move on? You can create other threads to besmirch her character if you so wish.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Shedrack777: 8:26am On Jun 10
Kanixt:


You: 38 second man
it's better to be a 38 seconds man, than to be a 40 seconds man. you see that extra 2 seconds eh, as a man e fit make you die. if you doubt me, ask those men that died on top kpekus
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Tonalphs(f): 8:34am On Jun 10
Hezmatosky:

If not for kids, perhaps what will a man be looking for in a woman's assss? With their bad mouths and lousy expressions. Can see you're pained, but then I didn't make you what you're. You choose your script yourself. But my advice to you is this, try and get a man, there's happiness there. I know you're not pretty enough compare to other women outside, but you can start making yourself beautiful. Brush your teeth properly with a good toothpaste, bath very well, tint your hair to cover the large portion of gray hairs, buy some pairs of clothes. I bet you, you'll get a man who'll beckon on you. The frustration you're facing is too much. It's suicidal. Less I forget, pls find something doing too ok, it will help your course. Na wa o, things dey happen o. Sorry my dear, it is well. Ugly people dey suffer sha. Imagine being ugly, no job, no formal education, no skills, with poor parents, no man, hmmm God is your strength sad
This foolish old man must think everything revolves around his village and myopic thinking. Poor man with no legacy order than his surname is happy bringing kids into this world to suffer. Like u claimed, you don't really have sense if all u think about is like cave man. Ur gf and imaginary wife are the ugly ones. You are an illiterate too cos u think like a stone age man. Try dey get sense and stop thinking like your brain was in the factory in 1700. With this mindset of yours, you can't go very far and I can see that wisdom is chasing u but ur olodoness is faster. Foolish old man with a small d**k. Sense is far from you I swear.
And since you Leech off ur wife as a stay at home husband, you think everyone is like u. I understand cos na so ur papa leech off your mama. Ur wife doesn't have self esteem to end up with a fool like you. Women dey suffer o 😂. She find man nor see con end up with man wey nor Sabi the value of a woman. She probably doesn't have a healthy self esteem. Meanwhile, go and think about all what you type cos you are projecting your insecurities and that of your wife and kids.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Hezmatosky: 9:18am On Jun 10
Tonalphs:

This foolish old man must think everything revolves around his village and myopic thinking. Poor man with no legacy order than his surname is happy bringing kids into this world to suffer. Like u claimed, you don't really have sense if all u think about is like cave man. Ur gf and imaginary wife are the ugly ones. You are an illiterate too cos u think like a stone age man. Try dey get sense and stop thinking like your brain was in the factory in 1700. With this mindset of yours, you can't go very far and I can see that wisdom is chasing u but ur olodoness is faster. Foolish old man with a small d**k. Sense is far from you I swear.
And since you Leech off ur wife as a stay at home husband, you think everyone is like u. I understand cos na so ur papa leech off your mama. Ur wife doesn't have self esteem to end up with a fool like you. Women dey suffer o 😂. She find man nor see con end up with man wey nor Sabi the value of a woman. She probably doesn't have a healthy self esteem. Meanwhile, go and think about all what you type cos you are projecting your insecurities and that of your wife and kids.
Value of a woman! So you look yourself finish you resemble person wey get value? Abi you don't know what you're saying? You wey dem don devour at 10? Come! abeg no le me talk o, it's too early sad
Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 39th Birthday by Tonalphs(f): 12:57pm On Jun 10
Hezmatosky:

Value of a woman! So you look yourself finish you resemble person wey get value? Abi you don't know what you're saying? You wey dem don devour at 10? Come! abeg no le me talk o, it's too early sad
Olodo. Ur mother doesn't have value and so I didn't expect u to have for any woman. That's why I said the women in your life have self esteem problems to be seen with you. Women with zero self esteem and women with daddy issues can date u. Otherwise, nothing for you.

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