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MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 9:37am On Jun 09 |
Repost BIITTCHES ARE ALWAYS IN DISGUISE!!! Kudus to the women though, they really do a good job in deceiving the whole of humanity for centuries, leaving us in the dark from what's actually going on in the real picture! The world makes you believe two things by default; 1. That Churches Are The Best Places To Get Good Wife Materials. 2. Women Are Saints And Are More Drawn To God And Spirituality In General! PURE COMEDY!! These two lies are what women take advantage of to EAT THEIR CAKE AND HAVE IT BACK! Understand something today; No woman would ever do something or venture into anything without a mapped out plan, it pisses me off to say but, biittches are a lot more intelligent than you think! Since they have made you think that churches are the best place to get a wife, everything becomes easy from there. All they have to do is enjoy themselves over the years, wh0r£ around, do drugs, and when they are done having fun, they wear long scarfs and head FOR THE CHURCH Where You Are Patiently Waiting!! I'm overly sure that you must have encountered the general motives of people stressing that CHURCHES ARE SCAM Well let this topic shed more light to that notion. Apparently, its not just about the pastor and his secret/selfish agendas, ITS THE SYSTEM AS A WHOLE!! Religion is meant to blind you and further deepen you into the lies of society. If you go to the random church today, and you see a fine young lady speaking in tongues.... ......Most times, she is not looking for the holy spirit to overwhelm her, she is looking for something else! Women are naturally NARCISSISTIC in nature, they will only involve themselves in things that will benefit them, YES! even when they are dealing with God himself!. Now, the question is, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A "GOOD WIFE"? Then congratulations, you are a TARGET AUDIENCE!! Summary: If You Ever Go Looking For A Wife In The Church, All You Will Get Are Wasted Biittches Who Are Done Fvvcking The Whole World And Are Now Ready To Settle Down!! Still Typing... 6 Likes 1 Share
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Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 10:02am On Jun 09 |
PAY ATTENTION, DO NOT BE BLEEK MINDED!! I'm not encouraging you to begin to prioritize the women you would off bars and night clubs over those high pitched female choristers in your church... I'm simply bringing to your attention about the fact that; If You Brought A Sword And A Shield To The Bars And Night Clubs In Search Of A Wife, Then You Be Going Into A Church In Search Of A Wife With A Bazooka, An AK-47 And Bullet Belts Diagonally Dragged From Both Shoulders To Your Waist!! Because at least the ones in the night club completely portray the fact they are wh0r£s beforehand, the holy !d!ots in your church are a whole lot more worse and guess what THEY WAIT FOR YOU TO FIND OUT AFTER IT'S TOO LATE!!! Understand that 90% of the women who spend almost all their lives in church will ultimately become curious at some point and WILL DEFINITELY have a taste of that forbidden fruit. Then the women who were never really church goers will one day have the need to start attending or at least venture into some form of spirituality just so they can qualify to achieve "SOME CERTAIN LIFE GOALS". (Of Course, The Latter Is Usually More Prominent In Modern Churches Today, Stay Sharp!!) Yes, I deliberately made this post on a Sunday of all days of the week. Courtesy Of Your Favorite Misogynist, TheGidRedpiller. Happy Sunday!! Oh and by the way, the image I uploaded below is totally unrelated, but I'm very much certain That Woman Is FVVCKING The Pastor. TRP IS GOLDEN!! 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 11:02am On Jun 09 |
Men, Understand That The Longer The Skirts Of That Lady In Church Today, The Higher The Tendency Of Her Being A Wh0re A Decade Ago!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheFreshVanilla: 11:25am On Jun 09 |
Crap! 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by caye(m): 12:03pm On Jun 09 |
Especially MFM AND DEEPER. If you hear the stories about their women, ehn! Chai! Many of them had been bleeped well B4 marrying a mumu brother. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 12:38pm On Jun 09 |
caye:TRP IS GOLDEN!! 4 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 12:41pm On Jun 09 |
For women, churches are now more of a refuge space than its a place of worship, understand that if as a man, you hope to get a wife, there is an 80% chance that the woman you will pick from the church is an Evening Newspaper. Women hate to face the reality until it has dawned on them, most women you see today speaking in tongues like they own the holy spirit instead of the other way around NEVER gave a fvvck about Jesus at the age of 18 - 25 years. They are done having all the fun, they have hit the wall so bad that their back is hurting, now they want to settle down, where do you think these women would go to disguise their expired bodies THE CHURCH! All of a sudden, they are Godfearing and they want God to take control?? BIITTCHES ARE LOOKING FOR MARRIAGE!! 8 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Thomasese: 12:44pm On Jun 09 |
I was even on a panel Convo discussing why it's tricky finding love in a church. was surprised to see someone had posted the video here. I'm the dude on the couch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3wlnG-Zl0 for those who don't have enough data and can't watch, let me summarise: people are incentivized to pretend I'm religious settings. You're not meeting the real person, who you're meeting is their representative. and when the real person show up, you're usually already locked in. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by wizrose(m): 12:50pm On Jun 09 |
will you keep quiet... then no write good wife for fore head you are just blaming lady of being a bitches.. who are they doing the bitches stuff with its still guy like you.. i only blame guys who belives good wife are only at church even witch self or posses being self day go church some good woman do not even go to church you can find good wife anywhere.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Aareakinwunmi: 12:57pm On Jun 09 |
When you finally get to see or heard about their past. They use the usual phase "Old things are passed away and everything else have become new" 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 12:59pm On Jun 09 |
Thomasese:TRP IS GOLDEN!! 1 Like |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 12:59pm On Jun 09 |
Aareakinwunmi:TRP IS GOLDEN!! 2 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:17pm On Jun 09 |
TheGidRedpiller: What about embracing her imperfections and making it perfect You yourself You are not perfect |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:18pm On Jun 09 |
Aareakinwunmi: If all the old things you have ever done should start coming one by one with dire consequences How will you love that |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:20pm On Jun 09 |
Thomasese: A girl who you help to improve on her weaknesses and her dark past Will be the most loyal to you Even if she "flops" again But you still accept her It gets increasingly difficult for her to go back to it |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by ICTspecialist(m): 1:21pm On Jun 09 |
TheGidRedpiller:my friend made a very huge mistake marrying a lady from his church. The church is an undercover for retired oloshos and hypocrites 7 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:23pm On Jun 09 |
TheGidRedpiller: Calling someone an evening newspaper is terrible You can't know the circumstances surrounding her upbringing You are in no position to judge any girl Worse syll The measure of judgement you mete on others is the measure of judgement you would receive from your creator That's were you are missing it all You'd need to be perfect first to even start 1 Like |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by ICTspecialist(m): 1:23pm On Jun 09 |
Aareakinwunmi: And when you finally propose to them they'll tell you no sex before marriage hahaha 1 Like |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by ICTspecialist(m): 1:24pm On Jun 09 |
Sirmwill:another simp on the loose 4 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:25pm On Jun 09 |
TheGidRedpiller: Know today that The best things come from the worst scenarios If God is not condemning someone and you are the god that is doing so It comes with serious consequences 1 Like |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:26pm On Jun 09 |
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Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:26pm On Jun 09 |
Sirmwill:This is the funniest piece of text I have read this week. Thanks for that. 7 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Aareakinwunmi: 1:27pm On Jun 09 |
Sirmwill: I haven't done anything I can't face the consequences 2 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:28pm On Jun 09 |
Sirmwill:Alright, at this point, YOU ARE A COMEDIAN!! 4 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:28pm On Jun 09 |
ICTspecialist:TRP IS GOLDEN!! 1 Like |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Aareakinwunmi: 1:29pm On Jun 09 |
ICTspecialist: 😂 |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:30pm On Jun 09 |
ICTspecialist: The word simp is even a good word Cos If you take things simple, things would be simple for you You think I am one of you guys that would be worshipping girls up and down with numerous missed calls and unconfirmed alerts Naaaah There are better ways I only embrace imperfections ✌️ |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:30pm On Jun 09 |
Sirmwill:I officially crown you a SIMP. Oh and I will stop wasting my time replying you now, I wish I had stopped earlier. 5 Likes |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:30pm On Jun 09 |
ICTspecialist:TRP IS GOLDEN!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:30pm On Jun 09 |
TheGidRedpiller: Then you started the joke by not understanding something simple Read it all over again |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:31pm On Jun 09 |
ICTspecialist:Exactly, i wish i figured it out earlier. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by faceland: 1:32pm On Jun 09 |
Sometimes, going to church to find wife is like going to the hospital to find a healthy and athletic person. There is high chance you would find the worst opposite of what you are looking for, but also, you might find what you are looking for. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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