BINTI_LAYE101: [FRESH NEWS] OAU Online REGISTRATION Starts March 2nd, Freshers To Resume March 3rd, Stalites a Week Later.

....though the news everywhere, buh hw reliable's ur source?

Sir mikky:
See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

....hmmm!..who wan talk say im Mama soup no sweet even if na unscrubbed better-leaf soup!

Happy sunday....

@bintin_laye........please, what of the Registrar? Mr. Ayo Ogunruku. When is His term expires, is it also 2016? Thanks boss!!!

Tosdam: Only God knows the problem with oau,it only in oau things that is normal goes abnormal... 10 months now for running admission programme yet the fucking eportal has not be upload, a month to resumption registration is not on.... Their programme is nothings but a snail,though the institution is accolade as one of the best in nigeria and african but it not about that alone... Is not until we use six or seven years in school before becoming best,it not how far but how well... Their snail programme is abhorring and exasperating....... Nigeria institutions are full of slob and robot abdicating their responsiblity, they are never time conscious most especially oau, the only thing i know oau to be best at his having conducive environment for learning and having and a maniac schooling activities,they compel student to go extra mile but they are time wastage.....
In other country B.sc doesn't take more than 3 to 4 yrs but here in nigeria most especially oau you will have to use more than 6 to 7 yrs which is abysmal and dishearten....

Is not all about ageing in school, the most important one is the achievement you have been able to make after school... It here in nigeria graduate with first or second class who had spent 4 to 6 yrs in school still roam about the street, begging employer with their certificate, it here in nigeria that you see graduate who is adept and qualified becoming a motorcyclist or motorist... This Things made me imbue of worrisome, i just pray we shall not be found wanting for job in future,we shall all be favour in our days,the appaling situation of nigeria shall change anon..... The lord mercy shall never depart from us...

hmm amen o. And we shall nt only be found wantin 4 jobs bt we shall bkum employers dat give people jobs. Anyway he who laughs last laughs BEST!

Teaser4: you will see the update on the eportal.I guess it shud start late Feb,arround 20th...just a guess

thanx a lot sir

Tonisious504: abi nah,its beta 2 drink garri nw n be loaded wit a promisin future,dan 2 eat fried rice n chicken n forget abt d brightnez of d future. And diz wot has made ogun people v.unique. They're intelligent,vibrant n loaded wit sharp brains ~winks ~

...Iya Ijebu!...are u tryin 2 say dat ur 3 daily meals re made 4rm Garri!?....for instance, u soak Garri in d morning...eat Garri porridge or Garri cus-cus in d afternoon....n Eba at night!...hmmm?

P.s....Prior 2 d promising future thingy.....it takes persistance,determination n hardwork 2 secure one!...not drinking Garri!....*winks*

Sir mikky:
See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

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Sir mikky:
See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

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Sir mikky:
See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

hmm datz ryt bro,thumbs up 2 u.

Olastep1: u and ur f*ckin mouth again, huh? Who teach u ds f*ckin word? I gues u jst f*ckin learn it? Be f*ckin careful o

lol,abi o f*ckin evrytin. Hmmm

@michellade. pls i need info on how oau pd is being run, their fees, duration and sure their admission is.

yeah thanks. but where(university) did he come frm, may be this prof may run a stable academic calender and xange d news about OAU strikes.

BINTI_LAYE101: DO YOU KNOW?
The present VC, Prof Idowu Bamitale Omole, a Prof. of Inter-Rel. Appointment, took effect from June 24, 2011 and his tenure will expire in 2016.

Da'saintpee:
Any admitted mathematics student in this thread. Please signify

yea, i'm admited 4 maths...au's urs hav u checked?

BINTI_LAYE101:
Got it 4rm some1 reliable. Mind you, it's convocation and not matriculation i.e convocation is d ceremony 4 dose passing out while matriculation is 4 d freshers(US) coming in oooo.
#don'tgetdemtwisted.

Haba. .lol. .i knw nw. .just 2 b sure

GodzBELOVED:

What's ur 2go username pls?

2go id: mrmilkboy

Sir mikky:
Even if we do that,find something to harness yours too, and join the group of the elites.

guy chill nao,is it awa fault ur ancestors love garri ni!y u dey para nau?

Uhm.. This thread has nw becme synonymous with GarriIjebu.. Stil wonderng waht the relatnship is btwn garri and oau admissnn..

Morning friends..

Yhemit: Gud mawn fellaz i need folks on whatsapp add me thr is 08127835576.abeg no hala me....only oau student 'mature ppl'

mature people? Hmmm

skysol: I heard d@ in madona uni dae cain der students....imagin...ciwious d@ kind ov skul 9 fit person lik hausa...

i just laughed in greek

Olugbenger: bro TEASER,u said something about original waec result or certificate....is it d same as statement of result?because d i heard d original results take a long time(actually years)to be available...tank u

it aint d same. The availability of ur original waec depends on when u finished sec skul. But ur statement shud be available by now

@bintin_laye....bro! Asked the other time bt no reply! But I was thinking maybe it because of someone who discouraged your post..that's why you refused to give an answer to my question...anyway don't mind him. He thinks he's the only one going on with the thread...so, the question again! The registrar, Mr. Ayo ogunruku, when is his own term of office ends and when does he come on board? Thanks boss......

@all, Why question a post e.g "This thread has nw becme synonymous wit Garri Ijebu..Stil wondern waht d relatnship is btwn garri and oau admissnn."......
Don't u get it, it's a trend on dis thread. So many tins av trended here on dis thread, d last 1 2 trend b4 d garri ijebu stuff was dat of identifyin ur states, n l tink many oda things r stil goin 2 trend, so i tink we shuld just accept n stp askin question like aw does dis or dat post, relate to OAU. We are one big FAMILY. #hapisundayteamoau

Hermienart: I need something to keep myself busy. Am really tired of sitting at home.

eiiiyaaa. Y not find a job and do OR take computer lessons OR better still, are u near me? I cud lend u my Playstation 2, where instead of playing soccer, u'll play mind puzzling games like GTA vice city stories & etc. Which is even more difficult than d jamb and postjamb u wrote. lOl

Tonisious504: abi nah,its beta 2 drink garri nw n be loaded wit a promisin future,dan 2 eat fried rice n chicken n forget abt d brightnez of d future. And diz wot has made ogun people v.unique. They're intelligent,vibrant n loaded wit sharp brains ~winks ~

wow thats cute. But am not sure,....did u min 'sharp mischievous brains'?
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obj and d likes?

BINTI_LAYE101: [FRESH NEWS] OAU Online REGISTRATION Starts March 2nd, Freshers To Resume March 3rd, Stalites a Week Later.

on a sunday?

illicit: If d sch wil resume on 3rd of march, wen wij d f*ckin e portal be uploaded so all d admited patients cn av piss of mind.

my mind is not pissed, pls

illicit: so?

help me ask am abeg

miss law: urrrrrr MORNING to evryone....hv been so addicted to OAU,gotta clear my brain kos dis days i hardly do anythin dt dos nt involve a OAU.
*jogging things*
u all hv a nyc nd wondrful day

can i see ur pix? U wont be dat slim, i doubt much

rajidgreat: yeah thanks. but where(university) did he come frm, may be this prof may run a stable academic calender and xange d news about OAU strikes.

how can he? I heard d same thing hapnd to d last set, so how can he?

idbami2: Uhm.. This thread has nw becme synonymous with GarriIjebu.. Stil wonderng waht the relatnship is btwn garri and oau admissnn..

i think dats wat dey all drink @ home. I hope u guys are gonna visit forks n fingers during ur time in skul o?

BINTI_LAYE101: @all, Why question a post e.g "This thread has nw becme synonymous wit Garri Ijebu..Stil wondern waht d relatnship is btwn garri and oau admissnn."......
Don't u get it, it's a trend on dis thread. So many tins av trended here on dis thread, d last 1 2 trend b4 d garri ijebu stuff was dat of identifyin ur states, n l tink many oda things r stil goin 2 trend, so i tink we shuld just accept n stp askin question like aw does dis or dat post, relate to OAU. We are one big FAMILY. #hapisundayteamoau

really. Remember when i put dis...
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Poor guy. A man escapes from
prison where he has been for
15
years. He breaks into a house to
look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he
gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the
husband tells his
wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of
time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your
neck."
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much
he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very
dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you." To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my
neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked
me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!"
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y did u guys lambast it?
And even u sir, i remembad u were their leader

idbami2: Uhm.. This thread has nw becme synonymous with GarriIjebu.. Stil wonderng waht the relatnship is btwn garri and oau admissnn..

sinz oau z nt talkin,we bliv makin d thread liveli is reasonable....u gat a problem wid dat?