kristana: Rili wish to stay in moremi buh i knw i'l b given Moz. .so no nid to wishh

Wah u bliv is wah u get,Moz is rubberstamped for u.
Me i don‘t even knw which i prefer since i don‘t av d foggiest clue as to which hostel is better

kristana: see, the thing is once u knw ur waec is nt so gud. .dnt bother applying , dats one tin abt Ui. .i reali love the school. .wel to each his own sha

. Gud

Hausa:
saikoloji. U farm shay?

yea

Hopey09:
Wah u bliv is wah u get,Moz is rubberstamped for u.
Me i don‘t even knw which i prefer since i don‘t av d foggiest clue as to which hostel is better

moz is wack, moremi is cool

TOSIN ACCA:
THE ARM OF FLESH WILL FAIL YOU.

wats arm of flesh? N my state of origin is nt showing as well o, is it cos am nt admitted yet?

Hausa:
how do u call dat transparency?
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compare dis 2 skuls...
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i dont knw anytin bout oau and i apply. In order words i make like 260 in jamb and i go for d post ume, which i pass and then am in on merit. note: i hav just 9credits.
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now, u.i...i dont know anytin bout d skul, i stay in sokoto but since i herd of greatmen dat has gone to u.i, i bullshit usman danfodio uni (which is also federal) and apply for ui. Knowing that am full of confidence and that once i work hard, i'll pass, i apply. I also hav 9cs.
Next i blast and hit 272, waiting for d postume.
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but theres a draw back. Am not only now registerin for d postume, am showing dem my waec result. Afta going tru, am not called. I stay @ home and d year is wasted.
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now thats what i call pathetic.
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and is dis transparency?
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if i can pass jamb and go to ife and pass postume and my name comes out and its viceversa for u.i, is u.i transparent?
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by d way wat exactly is oau's major requirement for admission?
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if u ask me i'll say 'i wish i knew'

. Gbammm, even jamb sef said 5 credits not five distinctions, sow 9 credits 4 me is great, and @kristiana if u luv ui dah much, den y leave d skull 4 oba awon university. . . Lol

kristana: moz is wack, moremi is cool

Ur face is rada too cool for a wacky hostel

Mistinino: . Gbammm, even jamb sef said 5 credits not five distinctions, sow 9 credits 4 me is great, and @kristiana if u luv ui dah much, den y leave d skull 4 oba awon university. . . Lol

making sense

Djayakins: Hello pls,i am in for philosophy,nd my waec result is-crs,lit,eng,econs,bio,yor, pls i don't ve MATHS, pls how is it going to work?. Pls i nid a quick nd incisive response as quickly as possible.
i am in d faculty of arts ? Pls

If u press ur button well,dey gonna give u anoda course dat doesn't require Maths but if u fail,u may lose on both end.I'm talking from experience,I'm in 500 level Law,OAU.Reachable on 08072407006 for any advice...

Mistinino: . Gbammm, even jamb sef said 5 credits not five distinctions, sow 9 credits 4 me is great, and @kristiana if u luv ui dah much, den y leave d skull 4 oba awon university. . . Lol

sori i posted smthn earlier. .gez i didnt rili undstand wt u meant. .dnt mind me, my sis is in oau so i decided to join hr plus oau is a gud skul too.

OAU STILL HAVE ONE OF D BEST METHODS IN D POSTUME SCREENING EXERCISE IN ADMITTING STUDENTS. THIS IDEA OF SCORING OF O LEVEL GRADES BY UI IS A SCAM SOME OF THESE A GRADES PARALLEL ARE ACQUIRED IN HOTELS & PRINCIPAL OFFICES THEREBY HAVING UNDUE ADVANTAGE OVER PEOPLE WITH GENUINE CREDITS.SOME SCHS IN THEIR POSTUME WILL BE ASKING U TO FIND X FOR AN ART STUDENT WHO IS NOT PROBABLY GOOD AT MATH OR SOMETIMES ASKING FOR D COACH OF CHELSEA FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN FOOTBALL.SO UTME SUB+D SAME SUBJECTS IN D POSTUME IS D BEST.IF U SCORE 290 IN JAMB D ESSENCE OF D POSTUME IS THAT IF U ARE THE SAME PERSON THEN PROVE IT IN UR POSTUTME WHICH IS FAR LESS CORRUPT AT LEAST IN 0AU ANYTHING YOU GET IS WHAT PUT IN. ALTHOUGH IN U.I BEFORE U ARE GIVEN ADMISSION SUBJECT COMBINATION,O LEVELS REQUIREMENTS ARE CHECKED SO ONCE U ARE GIVEN ADMISSION U ARE TRU THAT IS A PLUS IN THAT RESPECT.

Hopey09:
Ur face is rada too cool for a wacky hostel

lol.

adeoba124: Geography needs maths as a utme subject, political science does not need maths. But students in oau say its nofin

I'm a Geography student, ur admission is secured without havin done mathematics in utme and putme but will be denied if u don't have it in ssce,gce and d rest. Note after confirmin ur admission, ur utme combinations matters no more 2 d skol but ur grade in waec,neco,gce and associates... Don't worry yasef

fedeko: OAU STILL HAVE ONE OF D BEST METHODS IN D POSTUME SCREENING EXERCISE IN ADMITTING STUDENTS. THIS IDEA OF SCORING OF O LEVEL GRADES BY UI IS A SCAM SOME OF THESE A GRADES PARALLEL ARE ACQUIRED IN HOTELS & PRINCIPAL OFFICES THEREBY HAVING UNDUE ADVANTAGE OVER PEOPLE WITH GENUINE CREDITS.SOME SCHS IN THEIR POSTUME WILL BE ASKING U TO FIND X FOR AN ART STUDENT WHO IS NOT PROBABLY GOOD AT MATH OR SOMETIMES ASKING FOR D COACH OF CHELSEA FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN FOOTBALL.SO UTME SUB+D SAME SUBJECTS IN D POSTUME IS D BEST.IF U SCORE 290 IN JAMB D ESSENCE OF D POSTUME IS THAT IF U ARE THE SAME PERSON THEN PROVE IT IN UR POSTUTME WHICH IS FAR LESS CORRUPT AT LEAST IN 0AU ANYTHING YOU GET IS WHAT PUT IN. ALTHOUGH IN U.I BEFORE U ARE GIVEN ADMISSION SUBJECT COMBINATION,O LEVELS REQUIREMENTS ARE CHECKED SO ONCE U ARE GIVEN ADMISSION U ARE TRU THAT IS A PLUS IN THAT RESPECT.

i dont even call it a scam but a JOKE

HURRAY! THE E-PORTAL HAS BEEN UPGRADED. U CAN NOW CHECK UR 2012/2013 ADMISSION STATUS. MARCH 1ST,FRESHERS 2 REQUEST 4 ACCOMMODATION BY 4PM. #gbam! OAU! Here we cum ooo. Thank u jesus.

Tonisious504: HURRAY! THE E-PORTAL HAS BEEN UPGRADED. U CAN NOW CHECK UR 2012/2013 ADMISSION STATUS. MARCH 1ST,FRESHERS 2 REQUEST 4 ACCOMMODATION BY 4PM. #gbam! OAU! Here we cum ooo. Thank u jesus.

u mean anoda eportal?

Tonisious504: HURRAY! THE E-PORTAL HAS BEEN UPGRADED. U CAN NOW CHECK UR 2012/2013 ADMISSION STATUS. MARCH 1ST,FRESHERS 2 REQUEST 4 ACCOMMODATION BY 4PM. #gbam! OAU! Here we cum ooo. Thank u jesus.

dnt be a learner

Hausa: u mean anoda eportal?

lmao. . .abi o. .since when?

kristana: lmao. . .abi o. .since when?

lolz,wow so its no longer a news. I'm jst knwin nw. Anyway thanx 2 God

Austinobisnr: dnt be a learner

did u later come?

Tonisious504: lolz,wow so its no longer a news. I'm jst knwin nw. Anyway thanx 2 God

ya, glory be to Him

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I CALL U D RESILIENT HAUSA WHAT COURSE ARE YOU GOING FOR? SHOULD BE IN DRAMATIC ARTS?

illicit: wats arm of flesh? N my state of origin is nt showing as well o, is it cos am nt admitted yet?

It means DEPENDENCE ON MAN WILL FAIL YOU! So, CAST YOUR CARES ONLY ON THE LORD.
A MAN WHO TRUSTS GOD ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T NEED TO START USING CONNECTIONS, LONG LEGS, and GOOD OFFICES OF A MAN TO GET FAVOUR.
IT ROBS GOD OF HIS GLORY AS THE 'MAN'(who 'helped' you) WOULD SAY: "Don't you know that boy? I helped him gain admission.Thanks to me(you see the pride), he/she would've rotten away at home!"
Can you see my point?
God hates sharing HIS GLORY with ANY man.
PRAY AND LEAVE EVERYTHING INTO THE HANDS OF GOD, although you can always forward your complaints,queries,etc to the appropriate authorities.
This is an advice!

while printing my adm and orig result, a girl came in to check her admission status. By d time she saw that she was in for english, she was screaming and screaming, plus calling daddy and co. on fone.
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b4 i knew it, she zoomed off with great euphoria without even printing d stuff.
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i began to wonder...is it dat she was just knowing for d first time?
Thats serious

fedeko: I CALL U D RESILIENT HAUSA WHAT COURSE ARE YOU GOING FOR? SHOULD BE IN DRAMATIC ARTS?

saik

If lecture should start, what will be the fate of this thread?

adeoba124: Geography needs maths as a utme subject, political science does not need maths. But students in oau say its nofin

I'm also a student of OAUand I'm speaking. 4Rm experience. I filled in political science in M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ first jamb without registering 4 maths and I got punished 4 it.

TOSIN ACCA:
It means DEPENDENCE ON MAN WILL FAIL YOU! So, CAST YOUR CARES ONLY ON THE LORD.
A MAN WHO TRUSTS GOD ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T NEED TO START USING CONNECTIONS, LONG LEGS, and GOOD OFFICES OF A MAN TO GET FAVOUR.
IT ROBS GOD OF HIS GLORY AS THE 'MAN'(who 'helped' you) WOULD SAY: "Don't you know that boy? I helped him gain admission.Thanks to me(you see the pride), he/she would've rotten away at home!"
Can you see my point?
God hates sharing HIS GLORY with ANY man.
PRAY AND LEAVE EVERYTHING INTO THE HANDS OF GOD, although you can always forward your complaints,queries,etc to the appropriate authorities.
This is an advice!

wow, did u grow up in switzerland?
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Last i checked, it was d most corrupt free country on earth.
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thats a gud speech