A short & simple poem in plain language dedicated to all aspirants


JAMB JAMZ

Jamb Jamb, jam me not
For the admission I seek is to the Lecture Theatre
& not the operation theatre

Jamb Jamb, score me well
For I have invested my nights well as a worm
& not as a crawler

Jamb Jamb, be fair to me
For I have only God the father
& not a Godfather

Jamb Jamb, see me through
For what I truly seek is to join the band of intellectuals 
& not the gang of cultists

Jamb Jamb, recognise me well
For I have patronised you severally
& now deserve to win your promotion prize of a matriculation gown

@oduz
I put it to you that you deliberately posted that malicious, invidious and insidious rumor to cause panic at this extremely sensitive period of waiting, anxiety and anticipation. Your action is tantamount to a premeditated and calculated attempt to an attempt to commit murder or serious injury that might result from hyper elevation of blood pressures on the part of innocent and unsuspecting aspirants which is punishable under section xx of the 1999 constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria.

Are you guilty or not?

You have the right to remain silent as anything you say or write might be used against you at the court of law. Also, you have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford one the government will provide one for you free of charge.
Proceed to the nearest police station to turn yourself in.

Jerobans: FACULTY OF LAW CUT OFF MARK FOR 2012/2013 SESSION: Merit: 256:5 Ekiti: 255 Lagos: 251 Ogun: 254 Ondo: 253 Elds: 250 (Kwara),249 (Kogi), 245 (others). These are the law cut-offs as revealed to me. For those aspirants who made it, accept my sincere congratulations. See you guys at Ife!

Please Kindly clarify source,

as revealed in dream?

As revealed at the computer centre?

As revealed by an hungry clerk in the Faculty?

As revealed confidentially in the inner recess of the Dean's office?

As revealed on the faculty Notice board for all to see & confirm?

Final answer please

PLS @olayiwola9 help law aspirant to confirm dere cut off mark cos u always dish out authentic info n i trust u. pls help dem naaa.

olayiwola9: For those doubting my earlier post, i can only confirm that of the faculty of tech. It's been pasted i mean the merit and catchment list of the faculty of tech. If you have anybody there let him go to the computer buildings thats where the faculty of tech is at.

pls can u drop ur fone number so dat i can call u pls pls pls

olayiwola9: For those doubting my earlier post, i can only confirm that of the faculty of tech. It's been pasted i mean the merit and catchment list of the faculty of tech. If you have anybody there let him go to the computer buildings thats where the faculty of tech is at.

pls can u kindly drop ur fone number so dat i can call u.pls pls pls i beg of u

Jerobans: FACULTY OF LAW CUT OFF MARK FOR 2012/2013 SESSION: Merit: 256:5 Ekiti: 255 Lagos: 251 Ogun: 254 Ondo: 253 Elds: 250 (Kwara),249 (Kogi), 245 (others). These are the law cut-offs as revealed to me. For those aspirants who made it, accept my sincere congratulations. See you guys at Ife!

Bro, pls who revealed these to u? Is it God or who? Pls, let us knw. THANKS

Anyone in schol should pls help confarm d tec list dat dey say is out dat wi giv d rest of hope of mor list

Make una dey talk Wetin una sure of o.

good afternoon

Every department in Social science wat are u waiting for? Release ur cut off IN JESUS NAME

plz wat is d latest on direct entry applicant? Nd wen wil admission list gowen 2 b out?

Pls ave they released their cutt off mark?

Pls is it true dat d cut off 4 law is 256.5?

JUST LEFT CAMPUS NOW, THERE IS NOT LIKE LAW CUT OFF MARK N ADMISSION LIST OF THAT OF FACULTY OF TECH IS YET TO BE PASTED BUT IT HAS BIN COMPILED N WOULD SOON BE PASTED N NO NEW CUT OFF MARK HAS BIN PASTED AS AT NOW.

BINTI_LAYE101: JUST LEFT CAMPUS NOW, THERE IS NOT LIKE LAW CUT OFF MARK N ADMISSION LIST OF THAT OF FACULTY OF TECH IS YET TO BE PASTED BUT IT HAS BIN COMPILED N WOULD SOON BE PASTED N NO NEW CUT OFF MARK HAS BIN PASTED AS AT NOW.

THANKS FOR THE INFO BRO

guys is dare any news consanin architecture's cut off,
pls o, we nid info oo. guys is dare any news consanin architecture's cut off,
pls o, we nid info oo.

Get wisdom, and in all thy getting get understanding.
Guys lets do something fun prior to the release of the remaining cut off. It's simple you write Great ife- and what you think about oau.
Great ife- Africa's most beautiful campus.

Great ife- Africa's slowest campus.

Great ife- Africa's most stressful campus.

;DGreat Ife- Produces the best scholar Great Ife- Produces the best scholar

Great lfe- The Only Available University

Gr8 ife, d legend 2 all uni 9ja.

GREAT IFE- Settle 4 d best n not d average.

Great ife- Africa's safest campus.

Great ife,d only name dat ring d bel among universities

Great ife-africa's most religious campus

SEXY95: Great ife-africa's most religious campus

lol...seriously, is that true?

Great ife-OBA AWON UNIVERSITY

uceee: lol...seriously, is that true?

TELL ME U DIDNT SEE THE WAY BOTH D CHRISTIANS ND MUSLIMS CONVERT WORSHIP

Law cut-off mark as revealed to me....to as many as believe may it be done to them...