A stoner walks into an appliance store and
asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in
the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at
the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to
potheads."
So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit
smoking pot and will come back the next
week to buy the TV.
A week later, the stoner comes back and says,
"I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that
TV set in the window?"
And the store owner says, "I told you I don't
sell to potheads!"
So the stoner leaves again. He comes back a
week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you
again, I don't sell to potheads!"
The giggling stoner looks back at the owner
and says, "How can you say I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because
that's a MICROWAVE."